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Your Simpsons character
They resemble Homer Simpson: loud, horny, deeply attached to their spouse, and surprisingly soft-hearted under the chaos. Like Homer endlessly thirsting over Marge, they constantly lust after fictional men and their partners, e.g. “Don't let anyone tell you it isn't normal for you to want to be choked by your husband's bicep...” and “Bro Blades fucking top heavy and slim waist 🥵🥵🥵🥵”. They’re comedically overdramatic about their relationships and separation, much like Homer whining when Marge isn’t around, as seen in “Me: can't sleep because my husband is at work and I can't sleep without him next to me” and “Husband comes home in two hours, I'll die before then...”. Their impulsive, hyperfixated fangirling on Blade and Sunday, like “Idgaf about anything rn besides the very reason why I played HSR at launch, Blade my love...”, mirrors Homer’s obsessive, single-braincell passions for donuts, beer, or a new hobby. At the same time, beneath the crude jokes and yelling, there’s strong loyalty and genuine affection for their partners and favorite characters, which is very Homer-core.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly share personal life moments, affection for partners, and interact with fandom drama very publicly, e.g. talking about cuddling and being physically tangled up with their husband in posts like “Y'all I need to use the restroom but my husband has one leg on my fucking back and the other around my waist please help” and promising wild reactions to social engagement like “Every artist who includes Sunday in their Express Crew art will receive a sloppy toppy from me”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they spin AUs, headcanons, and character psychodynamics rather than concrete gameplay minutiae, such as inventing whole scenarios like “In the midst of me having a stomach ache I thought up an entire scenario of a Mafia Suncae AU where Caelus is a yandere and has his eye on Sunday” and extrapolating relationship implications from small scenes like “The way this whole scene plays out makes it seem like Luuk and Rover where a thing beforehand… nah they were totally fucking”. They seem clearly Feeling-oriented: they react with strong emotion and value-based judgments, ranting about fandom ethics and double standards such as “Saw a video on tiktok saying that 'het ships need representation too'… Bitch go outside… y'all are so fucking insufferable” and defending male characters and queer ships from perceived unfairness in posts like “Cus sapphics/straight guys think hating male characters is a personality trait lmao”. Their style is more Perceiving than Judging: they are spontaneous, reactive, and idea-generative rather than orderly or structured, frequently saying they have random ideas or last‑minute thoughts like “Oh I have an Idea” and starting casual, open-ended series such as “Day 1 of posting random #Suncae conversations that pop into my head and have no relevance to in game lore 👍🏻” without rigid plans. Putting these together—outwardly expressive, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous—ENFP fits their online persona best.

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Married poly nerd yelling about Caelus, Sunday & Blade. Adult, queer, pro‑male char enjoyer. Once paused a bathroom trip so my husband could keep napping.– @SundayObsessed

Your signature cocktail
Overproof dark rum stands in for their intense thirst and unapologetically horny energy, like when they declare "I'm in heat" and lose it over Blade’s body in "Bro Blades fucking top heavy and slim waist 🥵🥵🥵🥵". Blood orange liqueur adds a dramatic, slightly bitter edge for their sharp fandom takes, such as calling out double standards in "Ofc they try shifting all the blame onto the male character so the female one can seem less evil and not be held accountable, gotta love hoyo's double standards.". Cherry hibiscus syrup makes it lush and romantic, echoing their lovestruck posts like "Starting off 2k26 with the gayest cuddles" and the way they gush over their husbands and partners. Spicy ginger beer captures their chaotic, playful bite and kink-positive banter in lines like "Don't let anyone tell you it isn't normal for you to want to be choked by your husband's bicep". Finally, edible gold shimmer nods to their CEO-of-AUs self-image and obsession with beautiful men, shining like their adoration in "LOOK AT MY ADORABLE HANDSOME BEAUTIFUL GLORIOUS BABY BOY 🗣🗣🗣🗣" and "Sunday, why does your beauty captivate my very soul into wanting to commit sin".

Your Hogwarts House
They read as an archetypal Slytherin: highly driven by strong preferences, very clear boundaries, and an unapologetic willingness to block or exclude people who violate those boundaries. For example, they lay down hard lines about ships and followers in “Any and all DH x Blade shippers following me cus I'm reposting Blade, I'm an allcae acc and I don't like that ship so I'll be blocking you if you follow me, I do NOT like that ship.”, which shows a self‑protective, decisive, and somewhat ruthless approach to curating their space. They’re also ambitious and focused about their fandom priorities, saying “Having to stop myself for pulling on Sunday's banner cus I gotta save for Blade”, demonstrating long‑term planning and goal‑oriented restraint. Their sharp, sometimes cutting opinions about fandom behavior, like “Cus sapphics/straight guys think hating male characters is a personality trait lmao” and “Saw a video on tiktok saying that 'het ships need representation too'... y'all are so fucking insufferable.”, show the boldness and confrontational edge typical of Slytherin rather than the gentler diplomacy of Hufflepuff. At the same time, they are fiercely devoted to their partners and favorite characters (e.g., “Idgaf about anything rn besides the very reason why I played HSR at launch, Blade my love…”), but that loyalty is very selective and possessive, aligning more with Slytherin’s ‘my people, my rules’ than broadly inclusive loyalty.

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A fitting song for @SundayObsessed is “I Wanna Be Yours” because so much of their personality online is about intense, almost dramatic devotion to their fictional and real husbands. They constantly frame their feelings in a poetic, yearning way, like “Not me fucking crying and slobbering all over Blade when he hasn't even fucking come home on my account, how much yearning must I do for my husband to notice me...” and “Sunday, why does your beauty captivate my very soul into wanting to commit sin”. The song’s theme of wanting to belong completely to someone mirrors their intensely romantic, ride-or-die attitude toward characters and partners, seen in lines like “Idgaf about anything rn besides the very reason why I played HSR at launch, Blade my love, you're as beautiful as the day I lost you...”. It also matches their mix of horny humor and genuine tenderness, such as “Don't let anyone tell you it isn't normal for you to want to be choked by your husband's bicep after seeing it flex when he simply clenches his fist” and their clingy sweetness like “Me: I'm gonna sleep like a responsible adult / Also me: can't sleep because my husband is at work and I can't sleep without him next to me”. The song’s moody, intimate tone aligns with their dramatic gay romanticism and heavy emphasis on longing, devotion, and being a little feral about the people they love.

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