Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for Corinthians and Enhypen, e.g. multiple celebratory tweets like “DEUS E CORINTHIANS ANDAM LADO A LADO PORRA”.
- Creative: Writes AUs and edits videos for TikTok, referencing work on scripts and organization like “vou virar a noite p poder regular o sono e vou começar a organizar a au p postar aqi”.
- Organized: Prepares school materials and keeps supplies ready, as in “tudo q me pedem eu tenho na bolsa amo ser preparada p tudo carai” and “recortando minhas coisa p botar no fichario”.
- Affectionate: Expresses strong affection for friends and idols, e.g. “MEU AMOR MEU XUXU MEU BEBE” and “te amo quero engolir voce quero esmagar voce”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like “hoje vou igual uma mendiga prw escola acabou a era de me arrumar toda” and joking about classmates in “povo do curso de adm nao tem pausa as 4 p ir no banheiro HAHAHA”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Posts about nearly missing schedules and leaking personal info, as in “quase perdi o horario meu deus mas foi QUASE MESMO” and “eu vazando minha escola onde eu moro pqp eu sou lesa”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks harshly about herself, e.g. “eu sou PATÉTICA meu deus” and calling herself “lesa pra caralhoooo” in this tweet.
- Stress-prone: Frequently mentions being extremely stressed or anxious, like “eu to mt estressada senhor” and “to passando mal d ansiedade prc vo morrer n to zoando”.
- Sleep-neglecting: Sacrifices rest for writing and staying up, e.g. “vou virar a noite p poder regular o sono” and “escrevendo sendo q era p estar dormindo”.
- Risky-language: Uses intense or violent expressions casually, such as “vou me enforcar meu deus eu sou muito corinthians” and “n quero ir pra escola quero traficar”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user’s energy, chaotic humor, and occasional fake-edgy comments line up most closely with Bart Simpson. They’re loud, impulsive, and dramatic about the things they love, like Corinthians and Enhypen, yelling things like “vou me enforcar meu deus eu sou muito corinthians todo o mundo tem que ser corinthians VAI CORINTHIANS” and “CARALHO MAS QUE DIA BOM RA PORRA É ESSE VAMO DESGRACAAAAAAAAAA”. Like Bart, they joke about mischief and rebellion, for example “n quero ir pra escola quero traficar”, while still very much being a regular (if chaotic) student stressing over exams like the Provão Paulista. Their timeline shows a mix of clowning on friends, school life, and over-the-top reactions—such as “to passando mal d ansiedade prc vo morrer n to zoando”—that feels like Bart’s melodramatic teenage spirit turned up to 11. Even their intense fandom, like “eu sou corinthians pra caralho nao da mano”, reads like Bart’s obsessive devotion to whatever he’s fixated on that week, just with more football and K-pop.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly talk about friends and shared experiences at school, like laughing with friends and group dynamics, e.g. “meus amg c sindrome do riso to preocupada so da eles 2 rindo” and their love of being around people at places like the sorvete seller’s house in “amo vir p casa da vania diva”. They show a clear Intuition preference through their imaginative, over-the-top and metaphorical language, such as “meu sonho ficar zilhionaria e pagar todas as dívidas desse time” and describing characters/looks in a stylized way like “acho tao cunt essas olheiras meio avermelhadas dele.. me lembra muito a maquiagem do gerard way do mcr”, and their creative focus on writing AUs (“oi eu escrevo umas aus”). Their emotional intensity and value-driven reactions point to Feeling: they gush over idols and their team with strong sentiment (“eu sou corinthians pra caralho nao da mano”, “eu vou me desidratar de chorar é serio”) and care about how things make them and others feel more than about logical analysis. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: they describe being late, almost missing time, and changing plans on the fly (“atrasadíssima e ainda vou parar no mercadinho p comprar bolacha”, “quase perdi o horario meu deus mas foi QUASE MESMO”), and their creative process seems spontaneous and chaotic (“ia ser 1 video engracadinho ss mas larguei o roteiro no terceiro twt e fui fazer a desgraca q soltei Hj”). All together, the energetic sociability, emotional expressiveness, imaginative fandom/writing focus, and loose, spontaneous lifestyle fit best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you ever get zillionaire and pay all Corinthians’ debts, can I be your first signing? I promise to defend your heart harder than Cássio defended that game on 2026-02-01.
- You said you’re 1.40 of height and still ‘Corinthians pra caralho’… I’m just saying, that’s the perfect size to fit under my arm while we watch the match and scream VAI CORINTHIANS together.
- You’re out here writing AUs at 1 a.m., editing TikTok videos, stressing over Provão Paulista and still showing up to logistics class… that’s main character energy. I don’t want your fic, I want the romance arc where I’m your love interest.
- You said ‘n quero ir pra escola quero traficar’—how about you start by trafficking my heart? It’s already illegal how cute you look going ‘atrasadíssima’ to school with bolacha in your bag.
- You cry over not being ‘ameaçada’ todo dia, over Ni-ki’s taste, over Corinthians and over your TikTok era with ‘culpa cristã’… I don’t want to stop your tears, I just want to be the reason they’re happy ones instead.
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Logistics student, AU writer & TikTok editor. Powered by school lunch, late-night drafts and Corinthians heartbreak. Once mistook a gift for cake.– @sunghoonIesbico
Your signature cocktail
CorinthiANxiety Highball
This drink starts with a bold cachaça shot to honor how "corinthians pra caralho" they are, screaming “EU SOU CORINTHIANS PRA CARALHO NAO DA MANO” while editing and shaking. A sharp espresso splash channels their late-night grind, like when they’re "escrevendo sendo q era p estar dormindo" and promising to "ficar ate as 01 escrevendo" in pure chaos mode (tweet, tweet). Fizzy guaraná soda represents school corridors, laughing friends, and running late to class while still stopping at the market for cookies (“atrasadíssima e ainda vou parar no mercadinho p comprar bolacha”). A dash of bitters captures their stress and dramatic match-day meltdowns, from "to passando mal d ansiedade prc vo morrer" to "vou vomitar todo sorvete q tomei pqp eu te odeio corinthians" (tweet, tweet). Finally, blackberry syrup adds a dark, sweet fangirl note for their ENHYPEN and Ni-ki obsession, like when they say "te amo quero engolir voce quero esmagar voce" and praise how "ni ki so escolhe artista bom pra ouvir serio" (tweet, tweet).
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user reads as a classic Gryffindor: intensely passionate, impulsive, and driven by big emotions. Their Corinthians obsession is framed in almost heroic, do-or-die terms, like “vou me enforcar meu deus eu sou muito corinthians todo o mundo tem que ser corinthians VAI CORINTHIANS” and “DEUS E CORINTHIANS ANDAM LADO A LADO PORRA”, which shows a bold, dramatic temperament rather than quiet loyalty. They fantasize about grand gestures such as “meu sonho ficar zilhionaria e pagar todas as dívidas desse time”, a very Gryffindor-style savior complex. Their impulsive, chaotic humor also fits Gryffindor more than any other house, with tweets like “n quero ir pra escola quero traficar” and high-stakes anxiety over matches: “to passando mal d ansiedade prc vo morrer n to zoando”. While there are hints of hard work and creativity in their writing and editing, the dominant traits are courage, intensity, and reckless passion—hallmarks of Gryffindor.
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Stress Out - twenty one pilots
A song that fits them well is Stress Out by twenty one pilots, because it mixes humor, anxiety, and that constant feeling of being overwhelmed while still pushing through. They tweet about being exhausted and nervous but keep going anyway, like when they say “eu to mt estressada senhor” and “to passando mal d ansiedade prc vo morrer n to zoando”. The song’s theme of juggling responsibilities and dreams mirrors their school and writing life: “escrevendo sendo q era p estar dormindo” and “vou virar a noite p poder regular o sono e vou começar a organizar a au p postar aqi”. Their dramatic, funny way of expressing love and frustration (“vou me enforcar meu deus eu sou muito corinthians”) also matches the slightly theatrical, self-deprecating tone of the song. Overall, Stress Out captures their chaotic, anxious, but passionate vibe as a stressed student, writer, and ultra-devoted Corinthians and Enhypen fan.
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