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This user’s energy, chaotic humor, and occasional fake-edgy comments line up most closely with Bart Simpson. They’re loud, impulsive, and dramatic about the things they love, like Corinthians and Enhypen, yelling things like “vou me enforcar meu deus eu sou muito corinthians todo o mundo tem que ser corinthians VAI CORINTHIANS” and “CARALHO MAS QUE DIA BOM RA PORRA É ESSE VAMO DESGRACAAAAAAAAAA”. Like Bart, they joke about mischief and rebellion, for example “n quero ir pra escola quero traficar”, while still very much being a regular (if chaotic) student stressing over exams like the Provão Paulista. Their timeline shows a mix of clowning on friends, school life, and over-the-top reactions—such as “to passando mal d ansiedade prc vo morrer n to zoando”—that feels like Bart’s melodramatic teenage spirit turned up to 11. Even their intense fandom, like “eu sou corinthians pra caralho nao da mano”, reads like Bart’s obsessive devotion to whatever he’s fixated on that week, just with more football and K-pop.

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They lean Extrovert: they constantly talk about friends and shared experiences at school, like laughing with friends and group dynamics, e.g. “meus amg c sindrome do riso to preocupada so da eles 2 rindo” and their love of being around people at places like the sorvete seller’s house in “amo vir p casa da vania diva”. They show a clear Intuition preference through their imaginative, over-the-top and metaphorical language, such as “meu sonho ficar zilhionaria e pagar todas as dívidas desse time” and describing characters/looks in a stylized way like “acho tao cunt essas olheiras meio avermelhadas dele.. me lembra muito a maquiagem do gerard way do mcr”, and their creative focus on writing AUs (“oi eu escrevo umas aus”). Their emotional intensity and value-driven reactions point to Feeling: they gush over idols and their team with strong sentiment (“eu sou corinthians pra caralho nao da mano”, “eu vou me desidratar de chorar é serio”) and care about how things make them and others feel more than about logical analysis. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: they describe being late, almost missing time, and changing plans on the fly (“atrasadíssima e ainda vou parar no mercadinho p comprar bolacha”, “quase perdi o horario meu deus mas foi QUASE MESMO”), and their creative process seems spontaneous and chaotic (“ia ser 1 video engracadinho ss mas larguei o roteiro no terceiro twt e fui fazer a desgraca q soltei Hj”). All together, the energetic sociability, emotional expressiveness, imaginative fandom/writing focus, and loose, spontaneous lifestyle fit best with ENFP.

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Logistics student, AU writer & TikTok editor. Powered by school lunch, late-night drafts and Corinthians heartbreak. Once mistook a gift for cake.– @sunghoonIesbico

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This drink starts with a bold cachaça shot to honor how "corinthians pra caralho" they are, screaming “EU SOU CORINTHIANS PRA CARALHO NAO DA MANO” while editing and shaking. A sharp espresso splash channels their late-night grind, like when they’re "escrevendo sendo q era p estar dormindo" and promising to "ficar ate as 01 escrevendo" in pure chaos mode (tweet, tweet). Fizzy guaraná soda represents school corridors, laughing friends, and running late to class while still stopping at the market for cookies (“atrasadíssima e ainda vou parar no mercadinho p comprar bolacha”). A dash of bitters captures their stress and dramatic match-day meltdowns, from "to passando mal d ansiedade prc vo morrer" to "vou vomitar todo sorvete q tomei pqp eu te odeio corinthians" (tweet, tweet). Finally, blackberry syrup adds a dark, sweet fangirl note for their ENHYPEN and Ni-ki obsession, like when they say "te amo quero engolir voce quero esmagar voce" and praise how "ni ki so escolhe artista bom pra ouvir serio" (tweet, tweet).

Your Hogwarts House
This user reads as a classic Gryffindor: intensely passionate, impulsive, and driven by big emotions. Their Corinthians obsession is framed in almost heroic, do-or-die terms, like “vou me enforcar meu deus eu sou muito corinthians todo o mundo tem que ser corinthians VAI CORINTHIANS” and “DEUS E CORINTHIANS ANDAM LADO A LADO PORRA”, which shows a bold, dramatic temperament rather than quiet loyalty. They fantasize about grand gestures such as “meu sonho ficar zilhionaria e pagar todas as dívidas desse time”, a very Gryffindor-style savior complex. Their impulsive, chaotic humor also fits Gryffindor more than any other house, with tweets like “n quero ir pra escola quero traficar” and high-stakes anxiety over matches: “to passando mal d ansiedade prc vo morrer n to zoando”. While there are hints of hard work and creativity in their writing and editing, the dominant traits are courage, intensity, and reckless passion—hallmarks of Gryffindor.

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A song that fits them well is Stress Out by twenty one pilots, because it mixes humor, anxiety, and that constant feeling of being overwhelmed while still pushing through. They tweet about being exhausted and nervous but keep going anyway, like when they say “eu to mt estressada senhor” and “to passando mal d ansiedade prc vo morrer n to zoando”. The song’s theme of juggling responsibilities and dreams mirrors their school and writing life: “escrevendo sendo q era p estar dormindo” and “vou virar a noite p poder regular o sono e vou começar a organizar a au p postar aqi”. Their dramatic, funny way of expressing love and frustration (“vou me enforcar meu deus eu sou muito corinthians”) also matches the slightly theatrical, self-deprecating tone of the song. Overall, Stress Out captures their chaotic, anxious, but passionate vibe as a stressed student, writer, and ultra-devoted Corinthians and Enhypen fan.

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