Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Calls herself “Una pelotuda más” in bio yet reflects on her own feelings and behavior in tweets like “Intento ser buena onda, para dejar claro que ya esta, tipo cero rencor”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares vulnerability and longing in “Estoy en pedo y lo único que hago es extrañarla, más lesbiana no puedo ser” and pain in “dicen que el tiempo lo cura todo”.
- Empathetic: Shows concern about others’ lack of compassion in “La falta de empatía que tiene la gente me da bronca.”.
- Insightful: Critiques gender dynamics thoughtfully in “Como odio tener que hacerme la pelotuda con los varones xq si digo 2 palabras coherentes me empiezan a minimizar”.
- Culturally engaged: References literature and music, like Pizarnik in “Mi vida aquí viene y va… ALEJANDRA PIZARNIK TE AMO” and Taylor Swift/Spotify in “She's an actress, whoa…”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Frequently uses violent or hostile expressions like “FRANCO LA PTM, ME ARRUNASTE EL ÚLTIMO AÑO, MATATE” and “Me caes mal, mátate porfa”.
- Self-destructive humor: Jokes about harming herself in “entre que no puedo respirar bien y que lo de teatro no me entra en la cabeza, pegarme un t1r0 no suena tan mal”.
- Negativity bias: Focuses heavily on frustration and anger, such as “La falta de empatía que tiene la gente me da bronca.” and “Cada vez que abro tw están bardeando a alguien por gorda/o.”.
- Impulsive reactions: Posts extreme responses in the moment, like “mañana lo prendo fuego” and “ojalá hoy atropellen al de filosofía ✨️”.
- Harsh self-image: Bio “Una pelotuda más” and tweets like “salir bien en las fotos me presigue pero yo corro más rápido” suggest a very critical view of herself.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s smart, introspective, and often angry at how unfair and shallow people can be, just like this user complaining about lack of empathy and fatphobia in others: “La falta de empatía que tiene la gente me da bronca.” and “Cada vez que abro tw están bardeando a alguien por gorda/o.”. There’s also a clear love for books and writers, similar to Lisa’s literary side: “Mi vida aquí viene y va, es la corriente de siempre, esperanza y desesperanza. ALEJANDRA PIZARNIK TE AMO” and excitement over a favorite author: “Mariana Enriquez nombró a mi ciudad y a taylor swift en el mismo libro, una genia”. Their frustration with sexist attitudes mirrors Lisa’s feminist streak: “Como odio tener que hacerme la pelotuda con los varones xq si digo 2 palabras coherentes me empiezan a minimizar”. The dramatic, sometimes dark humor about school and stress, like “entre que no puedo respirar bien y que lo de teatro no me entra en la cabeza, pegarme un t1r0 no suena tan mal”, also fits Lisa’s tendency toward intense emotions and existential angst. Finally, their desire to escape to a quieter life — “Cada día tengo más ganas de irme a vivir a un pueblito” — echoes Lisa’s recurring wish to get away from the chaos of Springfield and find a place where she feels understood.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: their tweets center on inner states, books and music rather than busy social scenes, and even their joke about photos — “salir bien en las fotos me presigue pero yo corro más rápido” — feels self-conscious rather than attention-seeking. Their focus on feelings, symbolism and meaning points strongly to intuition over sensing: they quote literature and lyrics (“Mi vida aquí viene y va, es la corriente de siempre… ALEJANDRA PIZARNIK TE AMO”, “She’s an actress… On the mattress”) and reflect on life’s “turns” (“Las vueltas de la vida, supongo”) rather than concrete facts. They are clearly feeling-oriented: they complain about lack of empathy (“La falta de empatía que tiene la gente me da bronca.”), talk about missing someone when drunk (“Estoy en pedo y lo único que hago es extrañarla”), and care about being minimized by others (“Como odio tener que hacerme la pelotuda con los varones…”). Their blunt, dark humor and emotional outbursts (e.g., “FRANCO LA PTM, ME ARRUNASTE EL ÚLTIMO AÑO, MATATE”, “entre que no puedo respirar bien y que lo de teatro no me entra en la cabeza, pegarme un t1r0 no suena tan mal”) suggest someone who leads with values and feelings rather than detached logic. Finally, they seem more perceiving than judging: they talk about wanting to run away to a small town (“Cada día tengo más ganas de irme a vivir a un pueblito”), threaten impulsive actions (“mañana lo prendo fuego”), and describe themselves in a chaotic, self-deprecating way, all of which fits an INFP’s emotional, spontaneous style more than a structured J type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘salir bien en las fotos me persigue pero yo corro más rápido’ — wanna try slowing down next to me so the camera finally catches us looking good together?
- You, a lesbian who gets drunk and just misses ‘her’; me, a volunteer tribute ready to be the ‘her’ you drunk-text while ranting about philosophy and theater. It’s giving fate, bestie.
- You’re out here quoting Pizarnik, reading Mariana Enriquez, and blasting Taylor Swift deep cuts like ‘She’s an actress’ — are you sure you’re not the main character and I’m just auditioning for the love interest role?
- If ‘el tiempo lo cura todo’, can we speedrun that healing by sticking stickers on your termo together, talking shit about Franco, and building that little-town life you keep daydreaming about?
- You hate AI-generated art so much you’d ‘throw bleach in your eyes’, but I promise if we go on a date, the only artificial thing will be my courage — everything else (including my crush on you) is 100% organic.
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Lesbian bookworm from Buenos Aires. Survived philosophy with a 9.50, still failing at not catching feelings. Theatre, Taylor Swift, and mild chaos.– @sunsetzgirll
Your signature cocktail
Lesbiana en Pueblito Sour
This cocktail is strong and messy-hearted, like being tipsy and missing a girl so much you announce it to the world: “Estoy en pedo y lo único que hago es extrañarla, más lesbiana no puedo ser”. Fernet with grapefruit soda nails the chaotic porteña vibe and the sharp bitterness that comes from hating dudes who underestimate you: “Como odio tener que hacerme la pelotuda con los varones xq si digo 2 palabras coherentes me empiezan a minimizar”. The espresso shot is that exhausted student energy, balancing loving philosophy with wanting to burn it all down: “me esta gustando filosofía, al final no es tan terrible como pensé” and “mañana lo prendo fuego”. Rose syrup brings in the soft, dramatic romantic who quotes poets and Taylor Swift: “Mi vida aquí viene y va… ALEJANDRA PIZARNIK TE AMO” and “She's an actress, whoa…”. A dash of smoked salt and lemon add that bitter, dark humor of someone who jokes about self-destruction and wanting to escape to a tiny town: “Cada día tengo más ganas de irme a vivir a un pueblito” and “entre que no puedo respirar bien y que lo de teatro no me entra en la cabeza, pegarme un t1r0 no suena tan mal”. The result is an experimental, slightly unhinged sour that’s intense, vulnerable, and unapologetically una pelotuda más.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Cata shows a very Gryffindor mix of boldness, emotional intensity, and a tendency to say what she thinks even if it’s harsh. She openly expresses dark or extreme thoughts with a dramatic flair, like when she says that between not being able to breathe and struggling with theater, “pegarme un t1r0 no suena tan mal”, which reflects impulsive, all‑or‑nothing emotional reactions rather than cautious self‑preservation. She also vents rage in a very direct, confrontational way, for example shouting “FRANCO LA PTM, ME ARRUNASTE EL ÚLTIMO AÑO, MATATE” and “Me caes mal, mátate porfa”, which suggests a hot‑blooded, combative temperament typical of Gryffindor. At the same time, she strongly reacts against perceived injustice or lack of empathy, as when she says “La falta de empatía que tiene la gente me da bronca.” and criticizes how men minimize her if she speaks coherently in “Como odio tener que hacerme la pelotuda con los varones xq si digo 2 palabras coherentes me empiezan a minimizar”, showing moral courage and willingness to call things out. There are hints of introspection and appreciation for philosophy and literature, like enjoying philosophy in “me esta gustando filosofía, al final no es tan terrible como pensé” and praising Alejandra Pizarnik in “ALEJANDRA PIZARNIK TE AMO”, but these serve more as fuel for her intense feelings than as detached Ravenclaw-style curiosity. Overall, the dominant traits are courage to speak bluntly, emotional fieriness, and a readiness to confront others, which align most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
This Is Me Trying - Taylor Swift
A well‑suited song for them is This Is Me Trying because so many of their tweets balance self-deprecation, frustration, and the feeling of pushing through anyway. They show emotional vulnerability and heartbreak, like when they say “Estoy en pedo y lo único que hago es extrañarla, más lesbiana no puedo ser”, mirroring the song’s theme of missing someone and quietly falling apart. Their dark humor around stress and mental health, for example “entre que no puedo respirar bien y que lo de teatro no me entra en la cabeza, pegarme un t1r0 no suena tan mal”, fits the song’s sense of being overwhelmed but still trying to keep going. Even when they talk about wanting a quieter life, like “Cada día tengo más ganas de irme a vivir a un pueblito”, it echoes the song’s longing for escape and peace. At the same time, their literary and introspective side, seen in “Mi vida aquí viene y va, es la corriente de siempre, esperanza y desesperanza. ALEJANDRA PIZARNIK TE AMO”, lines up with the reflective, confessional tone of Taylor Swift’s songwriting in this track.
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