Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s highly self-aware, emotionally intense, and openly struggling with mental health, much like this user who writes things like “i had a mild seizure before class started and somehow didn’t get late” and “bipolar 1 diagnosis at 14 just pull the trigger”. Lisa often feels alienated yet still cares deeply for others, similar to the way this user is affectionate toward their girlfriend and moots while simultaneously feeling miserable, as seen in “i’m such an asshole she was feeding me so much food because she was worried for me… i feel horrible”. There’s also a strong mix of intellect and introspection (e.g., discussions of diagnosis, brain fog, and ED mechanics) alongside feeling out of place, like Lisa as the gifted, anxious kid in a dysfunctional environment, echoing posts like “i’m so insanely chronically online for recognizing all of the characters and your fandoms from everyone’s shedtwt accounts”. The user’s activism-ish boundaries and ethics in their DNI—“i don’t tolerate pro ana/ice/life/isr*el/marcos/du30, fatphobes, anti recovery, homo/transphobes, pdophiles, sexists, etc”—also mirror Lisa’s strong moral stances. Finally, despite constant despair and talk of self-harm like “im going to start preparing for my suicide”, there’s still a thread of humor, creativity, and attachment to fandoms and music, which feels very Lisa: hurting, overthinking, but still deeply feeling and engaging with the world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they describe feeling out of place with "normaltwt" (“sometimes i forget im a shedtwt account and i interact with normaltwt accounts”) and frequently express wanting to withdraw, e.g. “i wanna go home i hate school”, suggesting an inward-focused, emotionally intense life rather than energized socializing. Their focus on inner states, identity labels, and symbolism points to Intuition over Sensing: they frame music and media as embodiments of mental states (“i love alrx g his somgd the embondiment of bpd”) and use exaggerated, metaphorical language rather than concrete, practical detail. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, guided by emotions and relationships more than detached logic; they talk about guilt and love toward their girlfriend (“i’m such an asshole she was feeding me so much food… i feel horrible”) and about values like not tolerating bigotry (“basic dni !! though specifically i don’t tolerate pro ana/ice/life/isr*el/marcos/du30, fatphobes, anti recovery, homo/transphobes…”). Their life appears highly spontaneous and emotionally reactive rather than structured, which reflects Perceiving: they swing between impulses like “I NEED TO CUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT” and sudden resolutions like “guys i’m gonna start living my ana dreams. wish me luck” without evidence of long-term organized planning. Overall, the combination of introspection, idealistic values, emotional intensity, and low structure is most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You starved yourself all week just to buy your girlfriend flowers… if you put even half that dedication into letting me spoil you with food and Alex G playlists, we’d be the softest power couple on shedtwt.
- You joined Twitter for Satosugu porn and ended up on shedtwt—plot twist: the real ship is you x me debating whether bottom Satoru or Jay from Kubz Scouts is the superior man we’re allowed to simp for.
- You said ‘the only thing big I want on my body is my thigh gap,’ but honestly the only thing I want getting bigger is the number of days you spend alive, safe, and letting someone (me, hello) cook you cute desserts without it being a ‘test of discipline.’
- You cosplaying when you’re ‘skinny enough,’ me obsessing over JJK and vkei bandmen—at this point we should just admit we’re like those Pinterest moodboards you posted: same fashion, same trauma, different tabs, one shared bed.
- You’re out here calculating tuna protein, fasting till you’re nauseous, and asking edtwt who wants your failed boiled eggs—how about we trade all that for one perfectly cooked egg, one stable night of sleep, and one extremely gay, extremely flustered date with me instead?
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Your new Twitter bio
Lesbian art gremlin in PH, JJk & DDLCT enjoyer, recovering perfectionist. Once starved a week just to buy flowers—now learning I deserve them too.– @suomiyua
Your signature cocktail
Thigh Gap Angel Juice
This cocktail starts with a sharp vodka-and-apple-juice base, a nod to their chaotic gay energy and that perfectly on-brand tweet: “Nothing better than a glass of #AppleJuice...🧃 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈”. Sweet lychee liqueur and a blue curaçao rinse capture their soft, dreamy jirai / shedtwt aesthetic and love for pretty fandom brainrot like “i joined twitter for satosugu porn idk how i ended up on here” and “i wuv bottom satoru 🩵”. A dash of sea salt represents the harsh, self-targeted body talk and ED struggle in tweets like “the only thing big i want on my body is my thigh gap” and “guys i’m gonna start living my ana dreams. wish me luck”. It’s topped with fizzy diet lemonade to echo their jittery, sleep-deprived, fast-or-binge cycle expressed in “how THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF FASTING NAUSEA!!!! I’ve been dizzy and nauseous nonstop for 3 days holy shit” and “is it true that fat burns faster when you get enough sleep.. i’m not the only one who hasn’t been sleeping at all right… right..??”. Overall it’s strong but dressed in something cute and sparkly—just like someone who can tweet “im going to start preparing for my suicide” and still crack fandom jokes and love their wife’s cooking in “i love my wife she spoils me when she goes grocery shopping. she got me protein bars :3”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong loyalty and warmth toward their girlfriend and online friends, even while struggling: for example, they gush about being spoiled with groceries and protein bars in “i love my wife she spoils me when she goes grocery shopping. she got me protein bars :3” and feel guilty for resenting being fed despite knowing it comes from care in “i’m such an asshole she was feeding me so much food because she was worried for me and all of the weight i’ve lost and i could only think about was how shes making me gain weight?? i feel horrible”. Their friendliness and desire for community also stand out, like when they celebrate “300 MILLION MUTUALS” and invite others to connect in “300 MILLION MUTUALS??? moot me up now. we’re celebrating with lowcal angel cake. everyone gets a slice 🩵” and call fellow fans a “rare endangered species” while urging them to moot in “we are a rare endangered species. i get excited whenever i see another jjk fan,, who are you ily moot me up rn (🧿‿🧿)”. They show a clear sense of fairness and values by explicitly rejecting certain behaviors in their DNI, as in “basic dni !! though specifically i don’t tolerate pro ana/ice/life/isr*el/marcos/du30, fatphobes, anti recovery, homo/transphobes, pdophiles, sexists, etc”. Even while deeply self-destructive, they still care about others’ feelings and try not to justify cruelty with their illness, shown in “yeah eds make you cranky and mean but that doesn’t give you an excuse to be an asshole!”. This mix of loyalty, community-orientation, guilt when they feel they’ve hurt others, and a strong internal moral compass despite severe mental health struggles fits Hufflepuff more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Body Terror Song - Radiator Hospital
A fitting song for them is Body Terror Song by Radiator Hospital, which is all about feeling alienated from your own body and wanting to disappear inside oversized clothes. Their intense body dysphoria and fixation on thinness shows in posts like “the only thing big i want on my body is my thigh gap” and “one day i will fit into children’s clothes”, mirroring the song’s discomfort with inhabiting a body at all. The track’s anxious, spiraling energy fits with their suicidal ideation in “im going to start preparing for my suicide” and “fuck this stupid life im going to kill myself”. Its mix of raw vulnerability and self-directed anger also reflects their self-hatred and dark humor, like “if ur trying to get dirt of me being fatphobic it’s just me being fatphobic to myself” and “am i dyke or am i anorexic. who knows”. Overall, the song’s theme of wanting to crawl out of your own skin and the tension between wanting to live and wanting to vanish makes it an especially strong match for their timeline and bio.
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