Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical: Breaks down team decisions and structures in detail, e.g. analyzing Pain’s academy choices and calling the org 'presa ao passado' in “Como diria Maquiavel, é preciso se ter virtu e fortuna...”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and jokes to comment on games and orgs, like calling LOS 'um JABUTIZÃO' and asking 'deus tenha piedade do que a Fúria vai fazer' in “Mlk essa LOS é um JABUTIZÃO KKKKKKK...”.
- Passionate: Shows strong emotional investment in CBLOL and specific teams/players, celebrating 'DINASTIA ROXA' and hyping Keyd’s potential in “Imagina quando entrosar KKKKKK É DINASTIA ROXA MEU PAI”.
- Informed: References contracts, budgets, imports, and international scenes (LEC, LLA, LCS), e.g. discussing budget misuse and roster building in “Kakavel é muito incompetente que loucura kkkkkk...”.
- CriticalThinker: Questions org decisions and ecosystem logic, like criticizing Kabum’s circuit decision and prioritization of profit in “Não faz sentido. Time da Kabum pro circuitão tá qualquer coisa...”.
Weaknesses:
- HarshLanguage: Frequently uses insults and profanity toward players and teams, e.g. calling Red players 'esses 5 cornos' and saying 'sempre tem que fazer merda' in “Mano não é possível esses 5 cornos da Red não entenderem...”.
- PlayerDisparagement: Attacks individual skill in absolute terms, as in calling Marvin 'muito ruim farmando' and 'bizarro' in “Mlk Marvin é muito ruim farmando que bizarro kkkkk...” and saying 'A cada split me surpreendo com o quão ruim é o atleta Prodelta' in “A cada split me surpreendo com o quão ruim é o atleta Prodelta...”.
- IncendiaryTone: Stokes drama with fanbases and orgs, e.g. calling Loud fans 'torcida de BBB' and 'manicômio Loudete' in “Torcedor da Loud é muito torcida de BBB kkkkkk vsf Loud trocou de time...” and “O manicômio Loudete não entende como funciona esports...”.
- NegativityBias: Focuses heavily on failures and incompetence, saying 'Givei esse time da Red, todo ano é a mesma merda' in “Givei esse time da Red, todo ano é a mesma merda...” and calling a whole championship 'QUE CAMPEONATO FEIO' with only '3 times decentes' in “Parando pra ver assim... QUE CAMPEONATO FEIO...”.
- DisrespectfulJokes: Uses humor that can cross into disrespect, e.g. referring to teams as 'asilo', joking about 'vovô' being retired in “Kaze tá doido pra aposentar o vovô kkkkkkk”, and saying a coach has 'algum grau de masoquismo' for coming to CBLOL in “O coach Foca tem algum grau de masoquismo dentro de si...”.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user’s tone is hyper-opinionated, extremely online, and deeply embedded in niche fandom, which aligns strongly with Comic Book Guy. He fires off harsh, technical criticism about players and orgs like “A cada split me surpreendo com o quão ruim é o atleta Prodelta. Ele faz plays merdas com uma constância absurda.” and “Torcedor da Loud é muito torcida de BBB kkkkkk vsf”, mirroring Comic Book Guy’s sarcastic and condescending commentary. Like Comic Book Guy obsessing over continuity and roster choices in comics, this user dives into lineups, contracts, and staff decisions, e.g. “Kakavel é muito incompetente que loucura kkkkkk ano passado com o maior budget de longe ele montar aquele time sem sinergia nenhuma”. There’s also the same mix of genuine passion and elitist humor, visible when he hypes his own side while mocking others, as in “KKKKKK CEIS TÃO TUDO FUDIDO!!! IMPORT TOP 8 DO WORLDS PRA KEYDUXA, COREANOS RANDOMS PRA VOCÊS KKKKKKK”. Overall, he reads like an esports-fluent version of Comic Book Guy: critical, nerdy, deeply invested, and constantly delivering snarky running commentary from the sidelines.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage in public banter and fandom discourse, clearly energized by interaction and audience reaction, e.g. mocking fanbases and teams in very public ways like “Torcedor da Loud é muito torcida de BBB kkkkkk vsf Loud trocou de time em todos os splits desde 2025.1” and celebrating narrative drama such as “Copa Mickey 2026 vem pra muita resenha… entretenimento nas duas partes da tabela”. Their style is strongly iNtuitive: they focus on macro narratives, long‑term arcs, and hypothetical scenarios instead of only concrete plays, as in “Pain gaming finalmente retornará com o importante trabalho de revelar jogadores para orgs mais competentes” and speculative takes like “A Riot dar a vaga da LLA pra 1 time brasileiro seria uma resenha absurda”. The tone is clearly Thinking over Feeling: they’re blunt, critical and often cutting, prioritizing perceived competitive logic over people’s feelings, e.g. “A cada split me surpreendo com o quão ruim é o atleta Prodelta” and “Kakavel é muito incompetente que loucura kkkkkk”. Their humor and opinions are playful, reactive, and improvisational rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving: they relish chaos and ‘resenha’ more than tidy order, as in “Copa Mickey 2026 vem pra muita resenha… 4 times com chances de ser campeões e 4 times com chances de serem horrorosos, entretenimento nas duas partes da tabela” and their fondness for volatile players and storylines like “Imagina quando esse time encaixar pqp T1 PODE ESPERAR, SUA HORA VAI CHEGAR”. Putting this together—outward, debate‑oriented energy; big‑picture narrative focus; sharp, analytical criticism; and a preference for spontaneity and spectacle—fits ENTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- Josh, if Keyduxa is already ‘top 4 do First Stand’ before entrar em campo, imagine where we’d be if you queued up duo with me—trust the process, I’ll be your Disamis shotcalling our dates.
- You roast Prodelta, Titan, Loudetes and half the CBLOL, but still defend Disamis’ salário mínimo and dream about Kaiwing na dinastia… how about you invest the same energy into a long‑term project with me? I promise I int less than Mireu with no flash.
- You said Pain in 2026 is gonna cosplay late‑game INTZ and live in the bottom of the table—good news is I’m not Pain, but I’m absolutely ready to cosplay your ‘import top 8 do Worlds’ and smurf our love life.
- You’ve given up on Red, calls LOS um jabutizão, and lives flaming asilos verdes, but still gets hyped yelling ‘É DINASTIA ROXA MEU PAI’—maybe what you really need is a stable org: me, one‑team player, zero roster changes, contrato até 2027.
- You scout LLA rejects, tier‑2 gems and even suggested hiring an assistant coach shotcaller; statistically speaking, the correct play now is to sign me as your comfort pick—high floor like Keyd’s, but a ceiling scarier than Fúria vs jabuti LOS.
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Your new Twitter bio
CBLOL & global LoL watcher with a soft spot for Keyd drafts. Once trusted the process, now just takes notes. Opinions mine, stats optional.– @super6554
Your signature cocktail
Keyduxa Copium High Elo
This drink starts with chili-infused cachaça for the constant flaming and unfiltered energy, like calling Pain a team that will just "revelar jogadores para orgs mais competentes" in “Pain gaming finalmente retornará com o importante trabalho de revelar jogadores para orgs mais competentes.”. A layer of dry vermouth adds bitterness and cynicism, matching rants about Red and W7M such as “Mano não é possível esses 5 cornos da Red não entenderem que são jogadores profissionais.” and “Tiveram 1 split inteiro e a offseason pra demitir o Aoshi e demitiram na primeira semana do campeonato KKKKKKKK”. The purple açaí reduction represents the "dinastia roxa" Keyd copium and long-term faith, like “Imagina quando entrosar KKKKKK É DINASTIA ROXA MEU PAI” and “Trust the process. Espero que o Disamis seja mais vocal...”. Lime juice cuts through with sharp, analytical acidity, echoing breakdowns of players like Mireu and Prodelta in “Esse tipo de play que me mata no Mireu...” and “A cada split me surpreendo com o quão ruim é o atleta Prodelta.”. Finally, it’s topped with IPA beer foam for the loud, meme-heavy esports chatter, matching posts like “Copa Mickey 2026 vem pra muita resenha.” and the gleeful keydete flex in “KKKKKKK CEIS TÃO TUDO FUDIDO!!! IMPORT TOP 8 DO WORLDS PRA KEYDUXA”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Josh combines analytical thinking with a very self‑aware, almost academic way of talking about League. He constantly breaks down rosters, contracts, and macro decisions like a nerdy analyst, e.g. his detailed summary of a content creator’s evaluation of Keyd — strengths, weaknesses, floor vs. ceiling, draft tendencies — instead of just saying a team is good or bad: “Falar dessa lista e a do PsyPoro. Falaram sobre Kaze e FNB podendo ser os melhores e sobre o Kaiwing ser o melhor sup do cblol mas ser limitado. Poro: piso da Keyd é o mais alto mas acha o teto de Red e Fúria maior KMT: Draft da VKS melhorou durante o ano”. He shows intellectual curiosity about structural and meta changes in esports, thinking through consequences like the need for an assistant coach–shotcaller and regional impact instead of just reacting emotionally: “Se isso aqui for pra frente vai ser doidera. Os times iam ter que contratar um assistant coach shotcaller… mais uma cabeça pensando pros times fazerem menos merda, principalmente em internacional”. His humor is very dry and reference‑heavy (e.g. quoting Machiavelli to talk about roster building: “Como diria Maquiavel, é preciso se ter virtu e fortuna…”), which fits Ravenclaw’s love of wit and cleverness more than Gryffindor’s straightforward bravado. Finally, he clearly enjoys being the guy with the deeper take — dissecting budgets, contract logic, and talent pipelines in tweets like “Ranger tinha potencial pra se tornar um bom coach… Meteram ele nessa Kabum que ele tinha que draftar, fazer vod review e ser o psicólogo do time. Óbvio que ia dar merda” — which points to a mind that values analysis and insight above loyalty or pure ambition, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Lose Yourself - Eminem
A song that’s all about competitive fire, seizing the moment, and living inside a high-pressure game fits them perfectly, and Lose Yourself captures that constant grind and analysis vibe. They treat CBLOL and LoL esports like a battleground, hyping up players and storylines with intensity, like when they said “Imagina quando esse time encaixar pqp T1 PODE ESPERAR, SUA HORA VAI CHEGAR” and “É DINASTIA ROXA MEU PAI”. The critical, no-nonsense tone about orgs, coaching and management echoes the song’s realism about struggle and failure, for example “Tiveram 1 split inteiro e a offseason pra demitir o Aoshi e demitiram na primeira semana do campeonato KKKKKKKK” and “Kakavel é muito incompetente que loucura kkkkkk ano passado com o maior budget de longe ele montar aquele time sem sinergia nenhuma”. They constantly oscillate between belief in the “process” and frustration with repeated mistakes, mirroring the song’s tension between opportunity and choking, like in “Trust the process. Espero que o Disamis seja mais vocal dentro de jogo” versus “Givei esse time da Red, todo ano é a mesma merda kkkk”. Their timeline reads like someone permanently courtside, living every draft, misplay, and meta shift as if it’s their own last shot at glory, which is exactly the energy of Lose Yourself.
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