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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly bouncing between over-the-top threats and obvious jokes. Like Bart, they use exaggerated violence as comedy, e.g. “I am going to kill fish champion and eat his corpse” and “KILL ALL PEOPLE NAMED STEVEN!!!!”, which reads as bratty hyperbole rather than genuine malice. They’re dramatic and loud about their frustrations, such as “KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “im getting purple star notifications im so cooked”, echoing Bart’s flair for theatrics. At the same time, there’s an underlying warmth and strong attachment to their interests and friends, shown in posts like “my beautiful wife gave me a wonderful present today” and their excited Christmas obsession “ITS DECEMBER (for me) YAYAYAYAYAY”. Overall, the mix of mischief, meme-y edginess, and surprisingly earnest enthusiasm lines up much more with Bart than with more serious or reserved characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with and reference their timeline and mutuals, caring about followers and engagement (“lost like 4 followers LOOLL Wtf guyse...”, “i have had zero interactions on all of my tweets for the past like month heartwarming”), and openly initiate social bits and inside jokes such as proposing ships to a whole hashtag community (“Hello #Miketwt. I ProposeA Cool Ship: Pluey x Pluey x Pluey Polypluey...”). Their humor and interests are strongly Intuitive, centering on fandom meta, AUs, and abstract connections rather than concrete day‑to‑day details, e.g. theorizing about Deltarune (“My 100% serious deltarune theory that i unironically believe in”) and imagining variant universes (“deltaswap au where instead of cat mike its bunny mike ...”). They present as Feeling-oriented: their posts are highly emotional, value‑laden, and empathetic or reactive, whether about social issues (“The people who say the LGBTQIA+ community grooms kids are the same people who force children to go to church from birth.”) or intense emotional outbursts (“KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...”). Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than structured: they frequently portray themselves as chaotic, impulsive, and last‑minute, joking about not planning or following through (“i COULD sleep. i could also not”) and living in the moment with spontaneous reactions to media and games (“IM SCCEWMAIGN AND FROTHIGN AT THR NOYUTH I LOVE SARDONYXX!!!!!!!?!!!!!”). Overall, their outward, playful social energy, fandom‑driven imagination, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneity align best with ENFP.

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Part-time Spamton, full-time Christmas enthusiast. Once no-hit Moon Lord and still complains about the purple bar. Opinions on games, gays, and glitter.– @supercool634

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with cherry liqueur for their loud, dramatic love of things and people, from screaming about merch like “SPLATTAT ARRIVERED!!!! YAYAYAYYA” to over-the-top despair like “KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Blue curaçao stands in for their intense Deltarune/Mike/digital-brainrot aesthetic, echoing posts like “Hello #Miketwt. I ProposeA Cool Ship: Pluey x Pluey x Pluey Polypluey” and “deltarune has ruined the way i see everything. pink and yellow? oh look, a FRIEND!”. Sparkling lemonade keeps it hyper and bright, matching the chaotic caps and keyboard-smash energy of “IM SCCEWMAIGN AND FROTHIGN AT THR NOYUTH I LOVE SARDONYXX!!!!!!!”. A dash of cinnamon syrup is their Christmas core, straight out of the bio “big fan of christmas” and vibes like “ITS DECEMBER (for me) YAYAYAYAYAY” and “Christmas is over. theres no fucking point”. The pop rocks rim captures their explosive, sometimes unhinged humor about violence and melodrama, from “I am going to kill fish champion and eat his corpse” to “you can do something else with babies and pots though #killandeatbabiestwt”, turning that chaotic energy into a literal crackling around the edges.

Your Hogwarts House
They read as intensely emotional, impulsive, and dramatic in a very Gryffindor way. Their reactions swing to extremes like “KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIND MY ADDRESS AND KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “I'm going to shoot my brains out on livestream”, which, while obviously hyperbolic shitposts, show a flair for theatrical self-endangerment and zero self-preservation. They also repeatedly frame things in terms of violent bravado or bold stances, like “I am going to kill fish champion and eat his corpse”, “KILL ALL PEOPLE NAMED STEVEN!!!!”, and the jokingly militant “you can do something else with babies and pots though #killandeatbabiestwt”. At the same time, they’re outspoken about their values, calling out hypocrisy and bigotry in posts like “The people who say the LGBTQIA+ community grooms kids are the same people who force children to go to church from birth.” and “'you know it's bad when conor breaks gimmick' An innocent women lost her life and you expect someone to make jokes”, which fits Gryffindor’s moral loudness more than Ravenclaw’s detached analysis or Slytherin’s strategic subtlety. There’s some creativity and niche fandom theorycrafting (e.g. “My 100% serious deltarune theory that i unironically believe in”), but overall their defining traits are big feelings, reckless tone, and loudly defending what they care about—classic Gryffindor energy rather than the steadier warmth of Hufflepuff or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.

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A hyperfestive, slightly chaotic Christmas song fits them perfectly because they are a self-declared holiday lover, with a bio saying they’re a “big fan of christmas” and posts like “ITS DECEMBER (for me) YAYAYAYAYAY” and “CHRISMAS”. The song’s whole premise—wanting Christmas to never end—matches their despair once the season is over, like “Christmas is over. theres no fucking point”. Their timeline is full of big emotions and melodramatic reactions, such as “KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “I’m going to shoot my brains out on livestream”, which fits the over-the-top, maximalist energy of the song. They also balance genuine affection and playfulness—e.g., “my beautiful wife gave me a wonderful present today” and their enthusiastic fandom posts—which matches the song’s blend of joy, sentimentality, and loud festive chaos. Overall, a bright, relentlessly Christmassy anthem encapsulates their love for the holiday, their dramatic emotional swings, and their delight in loud online fandom culture.

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