Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Blunt honesty: Speaks directly about feelings and opinions, like openly saying “i fucking hate being fat”.
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses exaggerated, over-the-top jokes and emojis, for example “🤣🤣🤣i hate men because none of them compare to my father🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏”.
- Self-awareness: Acknowledges personal flaws and contradictions, such as spending recklessly in “i spemt a bajilion rupiah today knowing that ill have 0 to my name tomorrow”.
- High energy: Expresses intense emotions and enthusiasm, seen in the excited fitness update “!!!!!! i hit 10k steps before 10am !!!!!”.
- National pride: Defends Indonesian language and perspective strongly in “yall stupid deranged hoes throw tantrums at an indonesian saying NGGA. and yes, we do collectively think that americans are retarded”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses slurs and insults like “retard”, which can be hurtful and offensive.
- Contemptuous tone: Frequently talks down to others, as in “yall equally stupid tho” (bio) and “yall stupid deranged hoes”.
- Reckless spending: Admits to poor financial decisions in “i spemt a bajilion rupiah today knowing that ill have 0 to my name tomorrow”.
- Self-criticism: Expresses harsh negativity toward own body in “i fucking hate being fat”.
- Conflict-driven: Engages in drama and online fights, mocking groups and sellers like in “juara satu dalam hal arogan di zonauang adalah seller apprem 🤣 ini spes plg banyak drama + suka spill spill gapenting”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, who is defined by chaotic humor, provocative language, and a love of stirring people up. Like Bart, they lean into edgy, juvenile insults and shock value, calling others “retarded” in a quoted tweet “retard” and declaring “yall equally stupid tho” right in their bio. Their national-pride trolling and contempt for Americans in “yall stupid deranged hoes throw tantrums at an indonesian saying NGGA. and yes, we do collectively think that americans are retarded” also mirrors Bart’s love of confrontation and button-pushing. The chaotic financial recklessness in “i spemt a bajilion rupiah today knowing that ill have 0 to my name tomorrow” fits Bart’s impulsive, consequence-ignoring behavior. Even when they turn the hostility inward with “i fucking hate being fat”, it still carries the same raw, unfiltered energy Bart often shows when he’s frustrated with himself or his situation.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
They lean Extrovert: their timeline is loud, confrontational, and attention‑seeking, as seen in the all-caps flex like “!!!!!! i hit 10k steps before 10am !!!!!!” and public mockery in tweets such as “yall stupid deranged hoes…”. Their focus is strongly Sensing, talking about concrete, present experiences—money, body, steps, daily drama—e.g., “i spemt a bajilion rupiah today knowing that ill have 0 to my name tomorrow” and “i fucking hate being fat”. They come off as Thinking rather than Feeling: they’re blunt, cutting, and use harsh language like “retard” and “yall equally stupid tho”, prioritizing raw critique over harmony. Finally, they look Perceiving: their behavior is impulsive and go-with-the-flow (spending recklessly in “i spemt a bajilion rupiah today…” and casually reversing decisions as in “i canceled this btw”), with no sign of long-term structured planning. Altogether, the brash, in-the-moment, thrill-seeking, unfiltered style fits ESTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You spent a ‘bajilion rupiah’ knowing you’ll have 0 tomorrow — if you’re already committed to bad financial decisions, might as well invest in one more: me.
- You said no man compares to your father — lucky for you, I’m not trying to compete, I’m just trying to be the upgraded DLC: comes with jokes, NGGA trauma immunity, and free emotional support.
- You hit 10k steps before 10 a.m.; I can’t promise to match your grind, but I can promise to walk you through every mental breakdown and every mall in flopdonesia.
- You hate being fat, call everyone stupid, and still manage to be the funniest person on the timeline — if self‑loathing were a sport, you’d be juara satu and I’d be courtside holding your water bottle.
- Americans might be ‘retarded’ to you, but I’m fluent in three languages: English, unhinged edtwt, and ‘wleee gabisa hamil wleeee’ — can I be your official translator slash situationship?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Jakarta-based oversharer. Once spent a bajillion rupiah in a day and called it “character development.” Opinions loud, steps tracked, wallet crying.– @superfoidtwt
Your signature cocktail
Flopdonesian Bajilion Spritz
The overproof dark rum matches their unfiltered, heavy‑hitting energy and shameless overspending in “i spemt a bajilion rupiah today knowing that ill have 0 to my name tomorrow”. A sharp calamansi & lime juice mix brings an acidic bite, echoing the way they drag people in “yall stupid deranged hoes throw tantrums at an indonesian saying NGGA. and yes, we do collectively think that americans are retarded”. Spiced palm sugar syrup adds a dark sweetness that hides under the insults, like the chaotic affection in “🤣🤣🤣i hate men because none of them compare to my father🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🤣🤣🤣yall equally stupid tho”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps the drink loud and fizzy, mirroring their maximalist reactions in “😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🙏🏻”. Finally, a crushed bird’s eye chili salt rim burns on contact, just like calling someone a “retard” or declaring “yall equally stupid tho” right in the bio.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tone is aggressively self-protective and cutting, which aligns with Slytherin’s sharp, survival-oriented nature. For example, they openly belittle others and position themselves above them intellectually in tweets like “yall stupid deranged hoes throw tantrums at an indonesian saying NGGA. and yes, we do collectively think that americans are retarded” and “yall equally stupid tho”, suggesting a prideful, us-vs-them mindset. There’s also a hint of ruthless self-interest and dark humor in “wleee gabisa hamil wleeee mampus wleeeee”, where they mock someone else’s misfortune rather than responding with empathy. Even in self-directed comments like “i fucking hate being fat”, the harshness reflects a demanding, results-focused attitude often found in Slytherins. While there are flashes of determination in tweets about steps and tracking like “!!!!!! i hit 10k steps before 10am !!!!!” and “53/157”, these goals appear more driven by personal standards and image than by communal values, reinforcing Slytherin over Hufflepuff or Gryffindor. Overall, the combination of scornful wit, emotional bluntness, and self-focused drive points most strongly to Slytherin.
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Your song
Therefore I Am - Billie Eilish
The attitude in Therefore I Am fits their cocky, dismissive, and irreverent tone perfectly. They openly call people stupid, like in their bio “yall equally stupid tho” and the tweet “yall stupid deranged hoes throw tantrums at an indonesian saying NGGA. and yes, we do collectively think that americans are retarded”, mirroring the song’s “I don’t want press to put your name next to mine” energy. Their chaotic humor and lack of filter in tweets like “🤣🤣🤣i hate men because none of them compare to my father🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🤣🤣🤣yall equally stupid tho” matches the track’s snarky confidence. Even their self-directed frustration in “i fucking hate being fat” fits with the song’s defiant, I-know-who-I-am vibe, where they own their mess rather than soften their personality for others. Overall, the mix of arrogance, comedy, and not caring what others think makes Therefore I Am a strong fit.
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