
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, who is defined by chaotic humor, provocative language, and a love of stirring people up. Like Bart, they lean into edgy, juvenile insults and shock value, calling others “retarded” in a quoted tweet “retard” and declaring “yall equally stupid tho” right in their bio. Their national-pride trolling and contempt for Americans in “yall stupid deranged hoes throw tantrums at an indonesian saying NGGA. and yes, we do collectively think that americans are retarded” also mirrors Bart’s love of confrontation and button-pushing. The chaotic financial recklessness in “i spemt a bajilion rupiah today knowing that ill have 0 to my name tomorrow” fits Bart’s impulsive, consequence-ignoring behavior. Even when they turn the hostility inward with “i fucking hate being fat”, it still carries the same raw, unfiltered energy Bart often shows when he’s frustrated with himself or his situation.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: their timeline is loud, confrontational, and attention‑seeking, as seen in the all-caps flex like “!!!!!! i hit 10k steps before 10am !!!!!!” and public mockery in tweets such as “yall stupid deranged hoes…”. Their focus is strongly Sensing, talking about concrete, present experiences—money, body, steps, daily drama—e.g., “i spemt a bajilion rupiah today knowing that ill have 0 to my name tomorrow” and “i fucking hate being fat”. They come off as Thinking rather than Feeling: they’re blunt, cutting, and use harsh language like “retard” and “yall equally stupid tho”, prioritizing raw critique over harmony. Finally, they look Perceiving: their behavior is impulsive and go-with-the-flow (spending recklessly in “i spemt a bajilion rupiah today…” and casually reversing decisions as in “i canceled this btw”), with no sign of long-term structured planning. Altogether, the brash, in-the-moment, thrill-seeking, unfiltered style fits ESTP best.

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Jakarta-based oversharer. Once spent a bajillion rupiah in a day and called it “character development.” Opinions loud, steps tracked, wallet crying.– @superfoidtwt

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The overproof dark rum matches their unfiltered, heavy‑hitting energy and shameless overspending in “i spemt a bajilion rupiah today knowing that ill have 0 to my name tomorrow”. A sharp calamansi & lime juice mix brings an acidic bite, echoing the way they drag people in “yall stupid deranged hoes throw tantrums at an indonesian saying NGGA. and yes, we do collectively think that americans are retarded”. Spiced palm sugar syrup adds a dark sweetness that hides under the insults, like the chaotic affection in “🤣🤣🤣i hate men because none of them compare to my father🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🤣🤣🤣yall equally stupid tho”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps the drink loud and fizzy, mirroring their maximalist reactions in “😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🙏🏻”. Finally, a crushed bird’s eye chili salt rim burns on contact, just like calling someone a “retard” or declaring “yall equally stupid tho” right in the bio.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tone is aggressively self-protective and cutting, which aligns with Slytherin’s sharp, survival-oriented nature. For example, they openly belittle others and position themselves above them intellectually in tweets like “yall stupid deranged hoes throw tantrums at an indonesian saying NGGA. and yes, we do collectively think that americans are retarded” and “yall equally stupid tho”, suggesting a prideful, us-vs-them mindset. There’s also a hint of ruthless self-interest and dark humor in “wleee gabisa hamil wleeee mampus wleeeee”, where they mock someone else’s misfortune rather than responding with empathy. Even in self-directed comments like “i fucking hate being fat”, the harshness reflects a demanding, results-focused attitude often found in Slytherins. While there are flashes of determination in tweets about steps and tracking like “!!!!!! i hit 10k steps before 10am !!!!!” and “53/157”, these goals appear more driven by personal standards and image than by communal values, reinforcing Slytherin over Hufflepuff or Gryffindor. Overall, the combination of scornful wit, emotional bluntness, and self-focused drive points most strongly to Slytherin.

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The attitude in Therefore I Am fits their cocky, dismissive, and irreverent tone perfectly. They openly call people stupid, like in their bio “yall equally stupid tho” and the tweet “yall stupid deranged hoes throw tantrums at an indonesian saying NGGA. and yes, we do collectively think that americans are retarded”, mirroring the song’s “I don’t want press to put your name next to mine” energy. Their chaotic humor and lack of filter in tweets like “🤣🤣🤣i hate men because none of them compare to my father🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🤣🤣🤣yall equally stupid tho” matches the track’s snarky confidence. Even their self-directed frustration in “i fucking hate being fat” fits with the song’s defiant, I-know-who-I-am vibe, where they own their mess rather than soften their personality for others. Overall, the mix of arrogance, comedy, and not caring what others think makes Therefore I Am a strong fit.

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