suprememercian
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Regional Pride: His strong connection to Mercia ('More foreigners in Mercia, clear them out') demonstrates a deep pride in his regional identity.
- Practical Helper: Helping a man having a seizure ('Grappling came in useful this morning at the market') shows his willingness to assist in emergencies.
- Humorous Wit: His tweet about marriage ('Best part of getting married has been maiden naming my wife when she’s annoying') reveals his sharp humor.
- Historical Interest: His fascination with history and anthropology ('Reading about Cannae (again)') highlights his intellectual curiosity.
- Animal Lover: Befriending cats in Naples ('Befriended two Neapolitan cats') shows his appreciation for animals and a softer side.
Weaknesses:
- Controversial Opinions: His divisive rhetoric on immigration ('Clear them out') can alienate others.
- Parochial Mindset: His focus on regionalism ('More foreigners in Mercia, clear them out') may limit broader perspectives.
- Bluntness: Responding 'no not really' to his wife’s question ('does no part of you want to speak to me?') shows a lack of tact.
- Nostalgia Bias: Romanticizing the past ('I spent many a teenage afternoon getting absolutely hammered on Scrumpy Jacks') can hinder forward-thinking.
- Provocative Humor: Jokes about sensitive topics ('Day one when we win ban blacks from owning Bluetooth speakers') can be seen as offensive.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Mercian’s mix of humor, love for beer ('At pub 🫡'), and occasional cluelessness ('no not really' to his wife’s question) mirrors Homer Simpson. Both characters have moments of wisdom and care, such as Mercian helping a man having a seizure ('Grappling came in useful this morning'), which aligns with Homer’s occasional heroics. His nostalgic outlook ('I spent many a teenage afternoon getting absolutely hammered on Scrumpy Jacks') also fits Homer’s sentimental side.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
Mercian exhibits traits of an ISTP: introverted, sensing, thinking, perceiving. His practical problem-solving ('Grappling came in useful this morning') reflects the ISTP’s hands-on approach. His interest in history and anthropology ('Reading about Cannae (again)') aligns with their curiosity about the world. His bluntness ('no not really' to his wife’s question) showcases ISTP’s straightforward communication. His regional pride ('More foreigners in Mercia, clear them out') and love for independence fit their self-reliant nature.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a traction engine? Because I’d drag you to every festival just to show you off!
- Are you a pint at the pub? Because I can’t stop thinking about you!
- Do you have a grappling hook? Because you’ve got me hooked on you!
- Are you Scrumpy Jack? Because you take me back to my happiest memories!
- Are you Mercia? Because you’ve conquered my heart!
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Regionalist with a penchant for pubs, anthropology, and controversial takes. Occasionally erudite, often opinionated 🇻🇦. Grappling enthusiast who loves his wife, cats, and quirky festivals.– @suprememercian
Your signature cocktail
Mercian Mule
The 'Mercian Mule' combines Scrumpy cider, reflecting his nostalgic teenage years ('I spent many a teenage afternoon getting absolutely hammered on Scrumpy Jacks'), with ginger beer for a spicy kick that mirrors his blunt humor ('no not really' to his wife’s question). Lime juice adds a refreshing twist, while mint leaves represent his softer side ('Befriended two Neapolitan cats'). It’s a drink that blends tradition with boldness, just like Mercian.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Mercian’s ambition and cunning align with Slytherin traits. His strong regional pride ('More foreigners in Mercia, clear them out') and controversial opinions show a drive to protect his perceived interests. His practical skills ('Grappling came in useful this morning at the market') reflect resourcefulness. While he has moments of humor and care, his divisive rhetoric and ambition to 'purge parliament' suggest Slytherin’s focus on self-preservation and determination.
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Land of Hope and Glory - Edward Elgar
This patriotic anthem suits Mercian’s strong regional and national pride ('More foreigners in Mercia, clear them out'). The song’s themes of tradition and grandeur align with his nostalgic outlook ('This year will be the first year in 5(?) that I’ve not been to Dorset/Hampshire/Wessex'). Its dramatic tone matches his blend of humor and seriousness in tweets like 'Dragged wife to traction engine festival 🫡🇬🇧'.
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