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Your Simpsons character
Patrick most closely matches Lisa Simpson: intensely passionate about a niche interest, very online-brain analytical, and always ready to moralize about media. Like Lisa’s saxophone and politics, Patrick’s special interest is Doom and comics, and he constantly interrogates how they’re written, for example reflecting on long-term characterization in comics in “Something I think is interesting about being a comic fan is that because this media has been around for so long…”. He has a strong ethical streak and isn’t shy about calling out big companies, as shown when he says we need to bully Marvel for racist and misogynist writing in posts like “we’ve got to bring back bullying marvel and dc for writing misogynist and racist bullshit” and “we need to start bullying marvel like that again”. At the same time, he’s self-aware, a bit neurotic, and academically overloaded—very Lisa-coded—evident when he talks about churning out essays and finals in “Waking up at like 4PM and then having to churn out two ~2k word essays due at midnight why do I choose to live like this”. His mix of heartfelt sincerity, fannish overthinking, and moral outrage wrapped in humor fits Lisa’s vibe more than any other Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraverted energy: they openly talk about their boyfriend, moots, and invite people into shared spaces like a Discord server, e.g. “Everyone get in now let’s make our action figures kiss” and “Would anyone be interested in marvel crackship server >:)”, suggesting they recharge through interaction and community fandom chaos rather than quiet solitude. Their focus on patterns, possibilities, and meta-commentary over concrete detail points to Intuition: they reflect on long-term characterization trends in comics and industry behavior, such as “because this media has been around for so long… it’s very interesting to see what characterizations can be excused and moved past and what ones stick” and broader takes like “Having a special interest is actually kind of hell if you think about it”. They come across as values-driven and empathetic, criticizing corporate or writer behavior through a moral/emotional lens rather than dry logic—see their stance on racism/misogyny in comics in “we’ve got to bring back bullying marvel and dc for writing misogynist and racist bullshit” and their self-aware softness in “My boyfriend keeps trying to stop me from my habit of over apologizing”—which fits Feeling over Thinking. Their life and fandom style seems spontaneous and reactive rather than structured: pulling all-nighters then speed-writing essays in a burst (“Waking up at like 4PM and then having to churn out two ~2k word essays due at midnight why do I choose to live like this.”), losing and refilling drafts chaotically (“Accidentally lost all my drafts on the Doomtony account… but… I’m finding even more stuff I totally forgot to put in there”), and generally treating plans loosely, all suggesting Perceiving rather than Judging. Overall, their high-energy social posting, imaginative ship-building, value-heavy critiques, and relaxed approach to planning align best with ENFP.

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Patrick, 21. Comics, Doom, and way too many multiships. Once lost 90+ Doom fic drafts and still came back for more. Opinions are my own.– @suprsonicraygun

Your signature cocktail
A smoky mezcal base stands in for Victor von Doom himself—intense, dramatic, and a little villain-coded, just like their relentless Doom posting and lines like “Victor Von Doom”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a bittersweet, dark-fruity note for all the messy, overthinking meta and hurt feelings behind the jokes, like when they say “Having a special interest is actually kind of hell if you think about it”. Green chartreuse is the wild magic-nerd element: chaotic, herbal, and a little unhinged, perfectly suited to someone running a DoomTony account and yelling “Everyone make more Doctor Doom fankids now”. A topper of sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright, loud, and hyper, matching the capslock thirst like “GOOD HEAVENS THIS VARIANT COVER?” and the crackship energy of “Would anyone be interested in marvel crackship server >:)”. Finally, edible silver shimmer nods to Doom’s armor and their flair for the dramatic, because if you’re the guy tweeting “manifesting non mcu synergy doctor doom animated content 🕯️🕯️🕯️” and “Doctor doom swimsuit issue when”, your cocktail should literally look like liquid Latverian metal magic.

Your Hogwarts House
Patrick reads as a strong Ravenclaw with a secondary Slytherin streak. They’re intensely analytical about long-running texts and characterization, e.g. reflecting on how decades of writing shape characters in comics and which portrayals stick in canon in “Something I think is interesting about being a comic fan is that because this media has been around for so long and written in so many different ways by so many different people it’s very interesting to see what characterizations can be excused and moved past and what ones stick”. They clearly love research and deep dives into continuity, referencing specific runs and history and even joking about not expecting writers to read 60 years of books in “When I say this I’m not saying I want everyone to have to write a character the same way forever brother I’m just saying I don’t want my fave’s daughter to be turned into their fiancé again and also don’t expect writers to read all 60 years of books. Is that so wrong”. Their self‑description as having a "special interest" that becomes "kind of hell" in “Having a special interest is actually kind of hell if you think about it” and their AO3 stats of 91 Doom fics in “I did the ao3 wrapped thing… not the 91 Victor von Doom fics💔” show an obsessive, knowledge‑focused engagement with their interests. They also display quick wit and meta humor, like reframing Viva La Vida as an Infamous Iron Man mood in “Viva La Vida kind of Infamous Iron Man if u think about it” and joking about Doom’s dating profile in “Bro stumbled on Doom’s dating profile”. While they do exhibit some Slytherin-ish ambition and leadership in fandom spaces (organizing servers and calling for collective action) in “Would anyone be interested in marvel crackship server >:)” and “All my doom/comic moots trying to escape Twitter at what point do we just make a discord and form our own society”, the dominant throughline is a creative, deeply analytical, lore-obsessed brain—which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.

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The best fit is “The Ballad of Barry Allen” because it’s about loving a superhero world so much that it becomes both a joy and a burden—exactly how Patrick talks about comics and Doom. They literally say “Having a special interest is actually kind of hell if you think about it” in this tweet, which mirrors the song’s mix of devotion and exhaustion with being ‘super.’ Their constant Doom fixation, from “manifesting non mcu synergy doctor doom animated content 🕯️🕯️🕯️” to “Me coming online pumping out Doom posts everyday”, reflects the song’s theme of living in that world 24/7. The self-aware, slightly masochistic attachment to fandom—like writing “fix it fics to make myself feel better about Doom’s predicament” in this tweet—fits the song’s bittersweet tone. And their intense, niche, almost academic passion for continuity and characterization debates, as in “because this media has been around for so long… it’s very interesting to see what characterizations can be excused and moved past and what ones stick”, lines up perfectly with a song that’s about thinking way too hard about superheroes and what that does to a person.

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