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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, combining earnest overthinking, political engagement, and niche intellectual passions. They’re clearly bookish and theory‑pilled, as shown by rereading Tocqueville while doomscrolling: “being active on twitter while rereading tocqueville is crazy cuz he'll say some shit about soft despotism and you'll log on and immediately see the most perfect example for yourself”. Like Lisa, they mix moral seriousness and left‑leaning politics with exasperation at everyone else’s takes, e.g. “Elon Musk has set back society's acceptance of autistic people by decades” and their detailed election/working‑class analysis in Wisconsin: “this stops looking like voter fraud if you dig a little bit deeper. it's really simple: tammy baldwin was able to appeal to voters that the harris campaign didn't…”. At the same time, they’re a hyper‑specific hobby nerd (Genshin/HSR abyss tech, calcs, meta videos) in a way that mirrors Lisa’s obsessive sax, academic, and environmental rabbit holes: “Super late post of my four star characters & weapons only clear for this abyss (5.1)” and “recent meta roundup video”. Finally, the mix of self‑aware autism jokes and frustrated competence—calling themselves a “Genshin Impact autist and political scholar” while clowning on bad discourse: “I definitely think a lot of these people don't calc or even understand the calcs they're pvping with…”—is extremely Lisa-coded: smart, a bit neurotic, and constantly annoyed that everyone around them is dumber or less careful than they are.

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They read Tocqueville for fun and immediately tie it to modern phenomena like soft despotism, e.g. “being active on twitter while rereading tocqueville is crazy cuz he'll say some shit about soft despotism and you'll log on and immediately see the most perfect example for yourself”, which strongly suggests an inward, analytical focus typical of Introverts and big-picture Intuitives. Their account is centered on in-depth Genshin/HSR meta, calcs, and systems analysis, such as “I definitely think a lot of these people don't calc or even understand the calcs they're pvping with, but calcs should not be gatekept because this makes it much harder to call out guides that are WRONG.”, showing a clear preference for abstract models and underlying mechanics (N) over surface impressions. They argue in a blunt, logic-first way, often critiquing bad reasoning regardless of how it’s received, e.g. “Genshin does not fucking care about lore based power dawg come on now” and “can we not do this shit again bro. kazuha's best weapon choice varies situationally, stop trying to make everything into a simple 'yes or no' answer.”, which is characteristic of Thinking over Feeling. Their tweets show long-term planning and optimization (weapon/constellation decisions, abyss routing, account planning) like “i think some of you have very weird ideas about how different the ftp and spender experience really is bc it really is a sliding scale of how much you gain from spending and some ftps can literally have better endgame accs than spenders with good account planning” and the detailed four-star-only abyss clears, indicating a structured, goal-oriented Judging style. While they can be humorous and chaotic on the surface, the consistent meta focus, strategic thinking, and comfort with controversial or cutting statements (e.g. the satirical political tweet “'if you don't vote Harris, you're retarded.'”) all fit best with an INTJ profile: an introverted, systems-oriented strategist who enjoys dissecting games and politics through a rational, long-range lens.

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Keqing main, math enjoyer, and occasional ragebaiter. Once did a 10-hour Abyss session for ‘fun’ and still came back to write long meta threads.– @susamonguslover

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Overproof dark rum stands in for the unhinged, hyper-online chaos of a Genshin-obsessed politics nerd who can tweet “Genshin Impact autist and political scholar Saint Balls (@susamonguslover) has endorsed Kamala Harris for President: 'if you don't vote Harris, you're retarded.'” with a straight face. An espresso shot captures the late-night grindset of a person who will do “10 hours of abyss today still no run 😁” and then immediately start theorycrafting again. Spicy ginger beer mirrors the sharp, occasionally mean-spirited but funny takes like “nefer and flins fans are equally bad yall care too much and both need to stfu.” Ruby grapefruit juice adds a bitter-sour edge for the meta salt in “i just realized i lost over 2/3 of my character 50/50s this year and only won on the weapon banner twice” and the endless Hoyoverse complaints. A scoop of rainbow sherbet sorbet on top represents the queer, memey, colorful veneer over all that intensity—because anyone named “Saint Balls of Amogus 42069” who says “shes hot asf i'd give her anythhing she wanted... full custody? ypu got it. all my money? sure baby. mmmphhh mommyyy” deserves a flashy, chaotic garnish.

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Their timeline is dominated by analysis, theorycrafting, and meta discussion, which strongly points to Ravenclaw. They break down complex game systems and criticize bad arguments, e.g. explaining sliding scales of spending efficiency in Genshin with posts like “i think some of you have very weird ideas about how different the ftp and spender experience really is...” and calling out misunderstandings of cost systems in card modes in “the concept of someone thinking the cost system came from hsr 💀”. They also like engaging with political and historical ideas in a thoughtful way, such as reading Tocqueville and immediately connecting “soft despotism” to modern social media in “being active on twitter while rereading tocqueville is crazy cuz he'll say some shit about soft despotism and you'll log on and immediately see the most perfect example for yourself”, and offering a structured explanation of Wisconsin voting behavior in “with regards to WI, this stops looking like voter fraud if you dig a little bit deeper. it's really simple...”. Their pinned tweet presents themselves as a meta-focused "Abyss enthusiast" and they produce YouTube guides and clear showcases like “Super late post of my four star characters & weapons only clear for this abyss (5.1) Builds in thread.”, which shows a love of optimizing and documenting knowledge. While they have some Slytherin-adjacent bluntness in posts like “Genshin Impact autist and political scholar Saint Balls (@susamonguslover) has endorsed Kamala Harris for President: 'if you don't vote Harris, you're retarded.'”, the dominant throughline is curiosity, critical thinking, and enjoyment of complex systems—core Ravenclaw traits.

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Their whole vibe is a chaotic mix of self-awareness, impulsive choices, and shitposting, which fits the messy, self-deprecating energy of "bad idea right?". They frequently admit to doing things they know are questionable, like pulling characters they don’t even like in Genshin — “i literally dont even know why i pulled this fucker dude i dont even like his ass” and “what am i doing man” — mirroring the song’s "I know this is dumb but I’m doing it anyway" theme. Their horny, over-the-top posts such as “shes hot asf i'd give her anythhing she wanted... full custody? ypu got it. all my money? sure baby. mmmphhh mommyyy” match the song’s reckless romantic/sexual energy. At the same time, they’re clearly smart and introspective (rereading Tocqueville while doomscrolling, and long meta breakdowns of Genshin), which feels like the kind of person who knows better but leans into chaos anyway. Even their handle and name — “Saint Balls of Amogus 42069” — scream ironic, self-aware disaster, just like the narrator of Rodrigo’s song. This combination of self-mockery, passion, and knowingly bad decisions makes "bad idea right?" a strong fit for their online persona.

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