
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: a smart, emotionally intense teenager who’s deeply into her niche interests and unafraid to be political. Like Lisa, they’re passionate about media and fandom in a slightly obsessive, creative way, from screaming about Hermitcraft and Life Series ships like “trans grian and trans scar making out because I said so” to proudly sharing fanart such as “this crashed my drawing app three times <3 #tangotekfanart”. They show strong moral stances and concern for justice, echoing Lisa’s activism, with posts like “fuck ICE btw if you support any of what's happening in America right now block me.” and “hot take anyone can identify how they want and date how they want and we don't get to decide that for them”. Their vulnerability and introspection, as in “sometimes I wonder if anyone ever thinks about me, misses me like I miss them”, also feels very Lisa-coded. Overall, they’re a creative, politically aware, occasionally overwhelmed teen nerd who channels big feelings into art and media—very much in line with Lisa’s personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they talk openly about work, school, conventions, and actively inviting social contact, e.g. going to a convention and telling people to come say hi if they see them in cosplay: “going to a convention tomorrow (not twitchcon 😔) come say hi if you see me!!”, and they share lots of reactions to streamers/fandom drama with an audience focus. Their interests and expression are strongly Intuitive: they’re obsessed with fandoms, ships, and hypothetical scenarios like “character from hit Minecraft series goodtimeswith scar and other character mumbojumbo should make out sloppy style” and meta fandom takes like “do people realize the traffic hints were for grians wild life movie.?”, showing pattern‑seeking and conceptual thinking more than concrete, sensory detail. They clearly prioritize Feeling: they react strongly and emotionally to politics and ethics (“fuck ICE btw if you support any of what's happening in America right now block me.”) and take a values-based stance on identity and relationships (“hot take anyone can identify how they want and date how they want and we don't get to decide that for them”). Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: they often forget things or get thrown off plans (“holy shit guys I didn't have school yesterday so I thought it was a late start Monday. now I'm thirty minutes late to class”), complain about last‑minute work shifts rather than tightly planning around them (“this makes me work a double on a day I have school … ASK ME because I HAD PLANS”), and generally present as spontaneous, reactive, and flexible rather than structured. All together, this points most strongly to ENFP: socially expressive, imaginative and fandom‑driven, values‑oriented, and spontaneous.

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Hermitcraft enjoyer, Minecraft art goblin, occasional convention cosplayer. Once outed my mom with a rainbow cake. Opinions, fanart & mild chaos.– @SushiTwitch_

Your signature cocktail
This drink is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like someone screaming "MY YAOI MY MINECRAFT MEN IM DYING IM DYING AND NO ONE CARES AHHH" while AO3 is down. Spiced mango rum brings the restless, hyper-online warmth of Hermitcraft and life-series brainrot, echoing "trans grian and trans scar making out because I said so" and all the ship art. Sour cherry syrup adds angst and bite for tweets like "tf did I do to end up with such a shitty family" and working miserable shifts while MCC is on in "working during MCC, the pains of being employed 😭😭". Sparkling yuzu soda is their silly, fizzy optimism about future nerd life—"a whole room dedicated to Minecraft and another room dedicated to my gay animes". A dash of chili tincture reflects the sharp, political edge of "fuck ICE btw if you support any of what's happening in America right now block me.". Finally, cotton candy foam on top captures their minor-chaos gremlin vibe, from "friends kept misgendering me so I stole their giant taco fern 😛" to unhinged capslock meltdowns over Good Omens and traffictwt.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong pattern of loudly standing up for their beliefs and values, even when it’s confrontational or risky. For example, they explicitly draw a hard line on politics and tell people off with tweets like “fuck ICE btw if you support any of what's happening in America right now block me.”, and they rail against unfair work treatment in “how my managers feel after forcing a seventeen year old to pick up a shift mid week with no warning and no communication”. Their impulsive, dramatic emotional reactions—such as “die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die” and the all-caps meltdowns about AO3 like “MY YAOI MY MINECRAFT MEN IM DYING IM DYING AND NO ONE CARES AHHH”—fit Gryffindor’s fiery, reactive temperament. They’re also very willing to publicly call out fandom or community behavior, e.g. “boutta start muting anyone who brings up pointless traffictwt drama” and “this is wrong. they all do it on purpose freaks”, signaling a moralistic, stand-your-ground streak. While there are creative and kind moments, the dominant traits across their timeline—boldness, emotional intensity, and a tendency to charge in headfirst—are most consistent with Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for them is “Girls Like Girls” by Hayley Kiyoko, because it matches both their queer, fandom-heavy online life and their emotional intensity. They’re loudly and unapologetically into queer media and gay ships, e.g. “trans grian and trans scar making out because I said so” and “character from hit Minecraft series goodtimeswith scar and other character mumbojumbo should make out sloppy style”. The song’s theme of openly claiming queer desire mirrors how they yell about “MY YAOI MY MINECRAFT MEN” when AO3 goes down (“YOU GUYS IVE BEEN AVOIDING AO3 ALL DAY… I NEED IT NOW”). Its mix of yearning and defiance also fits their more vulnerable and frustrated posts, like “sometimes I wonder if anyone ever thinks about me, misses me like I miss them” and “tf did I do to end up with such a shitty family”. Overall, the song captures a queer teen who is loud online, deeply into fandom, and not afraid to be emotional, which aligns closely with their timeline.

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