Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Frequently celebrates friends with warmth, like birthday wishes to mutuals in “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO QUERIDO @tenmercurio TUDO DE BOM 💫💗” and “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO PRA PRINCESA @soheeuchiha APROVEITA SEU DIA 🥺🩷”.
- Humorous storyteller: Turns awkward or annoying situations into jokes, like the boss insult in “me demiti um dia antes e meu ex chefe me chamou de vagabundo que dorme até o meio dia kkkk” and the recording incident in “depois vi de canto de olho que o celular dele tava gravando toda nossa conversa”.
- Socially engaged: Constantly interacts with friends via mentions and in-jokes, like group tags in “. @endngcredits @flashforwxrd @allmpoetry @nwszern @vinjigu @minjuchiv @amooriwoo @faggotxjin” and playful replies in “.@lulimomochaeng 🧡💚”.
- Self-aware ironic: Shows awareness of his own habits and flaws with irony, like “terceiro dia me atrasando 1h no trabalho presencial” and “to pensando em criar uma rant pq essa conta aqui ja não é mas privavel”.
- Playful fangirl: Openly enjoys pop culture and fandom, hyping artists and shows in posts like “off amei a quinta temporada de stranger things todinha” and multiple Tate McRae references such as “nossa tate mcrae”.
Weaknesses:
- Work procrastination: Admits to missing schedules and starting late, like “acabei de abrir o computador pra começar a trabalhar (entro as 8h)” and “terceiro dia me atrasando 1h no trabalho presencial”.
- Impulsive quitting: Talks about quitting or planning to quit jobs abruptly, as in “3 dias pra eu receber e pedir demissão” and “me demiti um dia antes”.
- Emotional jealousy: Mentions difficulty with jealousy and wanting to change it, like “queria comer o hambúrguer que me da o poder de não sentir ciúmes”.
- Conflict oversharing: Publicly vents about personal conflicts and relationships, as in “meu ex fez websexo com TODO o telegram gente” and rant mentions in “fiz uma rant”.
- Risky workplace talk: Speaks negatively about colleagues to superiors, reflected in “falei pro meu chefe que um colega de trabalho era chato, não ajudava e nem fazia nada e depois vi… o celular dele tava gravando”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, witty, and always turning everyday disasters into jokes. They constantly clown on work and authority like Bart does in school, quitting right before payday and laughing about their boss calling them a bum in “me demiti um dia antes e meu ex chefe me chamou de vagabundo que dorme até o meio dia kkkk”, and joking about being late for their job in “terceiro dia me atrasando 1h no trabalho presencial”. Their humor is irreverent and a bit outrageous, as seen in posts like “hoje só vou parar de f1 depois de ver o vecna comendo o cuzinho do pennywise” and “meu ex fez websexo com TODO o telegram gente”. At the same time, like Bart, they’re secretly affectionate and loyal to friends, wishing people dramatic birthday love in “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO QUERIDO @tenmercurio TUDO DE BOM 💫💗” and “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO PRA PRINCESA @soheeuchiha APROVEITA SEU DIA 🥺🩷”. Their mix of drama, internet chaos, pop culture obsession, and underlying warmth fits Bart’s prankster-with-a-heart archetype better than the more earnest Lisa or responsible Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly interact with friends, tag people, and talk about parties and social plans, like asking a friend what to do on the weekend and getting “vamo bebe muito” in response (“perguntei pra minha amiga oq iamos fazer final de semana e ela disse ‘vamo bebe muito’”), and they post energetic holiday updates such as “FELIZ ANO NOVO PERFEITOS!”. They’re more Intuition than Sensing: they thrive on memes, pop culture, and imaginative scenarios rather than concrete, detail‑heavy analysis, as seen in dramatic, humorous exaggerations like “hoje só vou parar de f1 depois de ver o vecna comendo o cuzinho do pennywise” and their love of countdowns, “[pov vc tem vicio em iniciar contagens regressivas no spotify…]” (link). Their tone is strongly Feeling: they gush over friends and idols (“FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO QUERIDO @tenmercurio TUDO DE BOM 💫💗”; “HENRY IS SO KIND!”) and react emotionally to situations like their ex or being blocked/unblocking (“off é muito ruim ser o que bloqueou pq a qualquer momento pode ser que a vontade de desbloquear e mandar mensagem vença”). Finally, they read as Perceiving: they procrastinate and are chronically late (“terceiro dia me atrasando 1h no trabalho presencial”; “acabei de abrir o computador pra começar a trabalhar (entro as 8h)”), impulsively quit jobs and joke about it (“me demiti um dia antes e meu ex chefe me chamou de vagabundo…”), and talk about wanting to create a separate rant account because their current one “is not that private anymore” (“to pensando em criar uma rant pq essa conta aqui ja não é mas privavel”), all of which fits the flexible, spontaneous ENFP vibe.
Some pickup lines for you
- Henry, since you’re always starting Spotify countdowns to “MAKE HISTORY”, can I be the release you’re secretly counting down to… or do I need to farm more aura to moggar a betinha first?
- You said IVE and LE SSERAFIM had beautiful daughters — plot twist: one of them grew up to move into your house in that ‘one of the best neighborhoods’… and she’s currently knocking on your door with bubble tea.
- Your ex-chef called you a vagabond who sleeps till noon, but honestly? I’d love to get fired from reality, sleep in with you, then wake up just in time to binge Stranger Things S5 and watch Vecna steal our credit card together.
- You got a one-week Genshin ban and still asked what Qiqi’s profession is; I don’t know about Qiqi, but I’m applying full-time to be the reason you log in late to work for the fourth day in a row.
- You ranked ‘manus > claude > deepseek >>> chat gpt’, but I’m confident I can beat them all: I give you surprise 500 reais while you study, fix all your deadlines from ‘26 de janeiro’ to ‘whenever Henry wants’, and still show up at the ceia de Natal before you and @ilitws at the buffet.
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Henry • survives bosses, bans & spoilers • once misheard ‘quatro’ as ‘pato’ and never recovered • music, k‑pop & Stranger Things enthusiast– @suupacute
Your signature cocktail
Blood of Gretchen Spritz
The Blood of Gretchen Spritz is a chaotic, fruity cocktail for the guy who wakes up wanting to “endar a ruan mei” and ranks AIs like it’s a sport, as in “manus > claude > deepseek >>> chat gpt”. Strawberry-infused vodka nods to his pop-girl obsession and the tate mcrae memes like “tate mcrae: tenho alergia a morangos mas amo frango eu fazendo uma pequena surpresinha:”, while still hitting strong enough for someone who quits jobs and shrugs at being called a lazy bum in “me demiti um dia antes e meu ex chefe me chamou de vagabundo que dorme até o meio dia kkkk”. Pink grapefruit soda adds a bright, slightly bitter fizz for the drama and office chaos of “falei pro meu chefe que um colega de trabalho era chato… e o celular dele tava gravando toda nossa conversa”. Passion fruit puree represents his intense stan-life and hot gossip energy from “10h da manhã e já teve fofoca sobre metade do twitter saboreando um hot dog coreano com coca cola”. A splash of sparkling rosé celebrates his loud queer joy in “🚨 ATRAVÉS DESSE XEET ME ASSUMO COER!”, and the lime wedge with a chili-sugar rim captures his sweet-but-spicy shade and the petty, delicious pain of lines like “off é muito ruim ser o que bloqueou pq a qualquer momento pode ser que a vontade de desbloquear e mandar mensagem vença” and the eternal dilemma in “‘chupar o sangue da gretchen ou ouvir tate mcrae?’ eu:”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Henry consistently centers relationships, support, and warmth, which are core Hufflepuff traits. He frequently celebrates and hypes up his friends with affectionate birthday posts and shout-outs like “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO QUERIDO @tenmercurio TUDO DE BOM 💫💗” and “FELIZ ANO NOVO PERFEITOS!”, showing a nurturing, inclusive vibe. His kindness and emotional softness appear in jokes about wanting not to feel jealousy, e.g. “queria comer o hambúrguer que me da o poder de não sentir ciúmes”, which is more about emotional balance than dominance or glory. Even when he complains about work or bosses, it’s framed humorously and without real malice, as in “me demiti um dia antes e meu ex chefe me chamou de vagabundo que dorme até o meio dia kkkk” and “meu chefe perguntou se eu tava de acordo com o prazo de 3 demandas pro dia 26 e eu respondi ‘de janeiro?’”, suggesting a laid‑back, non-cutthroat temperament. He also shows steady affection toward his online circles with playful group mentions like “. @lulimomochaeng @srirwcha @ggojuice @hanjinerd” and “. @endngcredits @flashforwxrd @allmpoetry @nwszern @vinjigu @minjuchiv @amooriwoo @faggotxjin”, highlighting loyalty and community over personal ambition. These patterns collectively fit a sociable, kind, and relationship-focused Hufflepuff more than the sharper ambition of Slytherin, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the spotlight-seeking of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Greedy - Tate McRae
The song Greedy by Tate McRae fits Henry perfectly because their timeline mixes playful confidence, a bit of chaos, and a very online sense of humor, all core to the song’s attitude. They openly stan Tate McRae, as seen in tweets like “nossa tate mcrae” and the meme-y setup “tate mcrae: tenho alergia a morangos mas amo frango eu fazendo uma pequena surpresinha:”, so matching them with a Tate track aligns with their actual tastes. The song’s theme of being desired and a little cocky mirrors how they present themselves, from the proud flex “morando sozinho na minha casa própria em um dos melhores bairros da minha cidade” to joking about "farmando aura" to attract someone in “to farmando aura pra moggar um betinha essa noite ainda”. Their timeline is full of dramatic, self-aware chaos—like quitting a job right before payday in “3 dias pra eu receber e pedir demissão” and then laughing at being called lazy in “me demiti um dia antes e meu ex chefe me chamou de vagabundo que dorme até o meio dia kkkk”—which matches the bold, unapologetic vibe of Greedy. Even their love of gossip and messy fun, such as “fofoquinhas quentes bombando nesse novo squad que me colocaram socorro”, fits the song’s flirty, center-of-attention energy.
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