Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Thoughtful-analytical: They unpack dynamics in depth, e.g. analyzing how Damon and Graham shaped each other’s tastes in “the fact that damon influenced graham's taste in literature…” and breaking down album themes in “here's him comparing the songs on the magic whip and on think tank…”.
- Supportive-fandom: They encourage and uplift others, like urging people to write AUs in “YOU GUYS GOTTA STOP TEASING ME WITH AU IDEAS…”, praising fanart in “howwww are you guys so good at this”, and excitedly telling someone to visit their AO3 in “girl do i have a fic for you!!! go to my ao3!!!”.
- Reflective-nuanced: They show nuance about parasociality and projection in fandom in “i think identifying is part of building a relationship with someone that you don't exactly know…” and about young fans in “while i do think it's normal to young people to project into things…”.
- Ethically-aware: They set boundaries around sensitive topics, clarifying they won’t diagnose or romanticize EDs in “*i don't feel exactly comfortable talking about it… please do not romanticize ed”.
- Creative-passionate: They are deeply invested in writing and ship dynamics, discussing their WIPs and process in “yeah!! my last work was published in january and i'm currently working on a longer wip” and talking about old fic ideas in “i had this fic in which damon did a prank and put juice in their school water fountain”.
Weaknesses:
- Blunt-vulgar: They use explicit phrasing that can read harsh or crude, as in “they sucked each others cocks” and “i'm not even into mpreg i just like getting damon pregnant it's exclusive”.
- Over-fixated: Their timeline is heavily dominated by Damon/Graham and related ships, from “damon and graham” to intricate gramon meta like “to write a good damon you must have him doing too much and trying too hard to impress graham”, which could narrow their range of topics.
- Self-neglecting: They joke about unhealthy coping, e.g. “vou começar a fumar sl”, and mention personal struggles with ED in “as someone who struggles with an ed i recognize the signs”, hinting at limited self-care focus.
- Easily-overwhelmed: They describe suffering when others don’t follow through—“YOU GUYS GOTTA STOP TEASING ME WITH AU IDEAS IF YOURE NOT GOING TO WRITE THEM I SUFFER”—and stress about fandom dynamics in “i'm genuinely concerned that you didn't understand their dynamic”.
- Casually-dismissive: They can sound offhand or dismissive, like “i don't really care like i also hate a lot of things” and mocking behaviors in “people talk like he's doofenshmirtz or something”, which may alienate some readers.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re best matched with Lisa Simpson: introspective, creative, a little dramatic, and very invested in their niche interests. Like Lisa, they’re a lover of art and literature, talking about how Damon shaped Graham’s reading and music tastes in “the fact that damon influenced graham's taste in literature and got him into books while graham got him into pop music”. They overthink relationships and dynamics the way Lisa does, giving long, thoughtful fandom meta like “i think identifying is part of building a relationship with someone that you don't exactly know. you identify feelings, patterns, ideas. that's what fandoms are all about”. There’s also Lisa’s slightly pretentious, passionate side reflected in tweets like “daft punk foi a melhor coisa q aconteceu na música na década passada. a essa altura os anos 2020 já deveriam ter seu daft punk” and her firm opinions about characterization: “because he is really messy, a very sentimental person, a false extrovert… and people just write him to be a posh extroverted boy”. Finally, their sensitivity and self-aware humor, seen in “YOU GUYS GOTTA STOP TEASING ME WITH AU IDEAS IF YOURE NOT GOING TO WRITE THEM I SUFFER”, matches Lisa’s mix of sincerity, frustration, and emotional intensity.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: they rarely talk about going out or big social events and instead focus on inner experiences, fandom, and writing, plus joking about not being noticed like in “oh my god no one's looking at damon” and the very online-but-not-performative tone of “i don't really care like i also hate a lot of things”. Their focus on patterns, symbolism, and parallels shows Intuition (N): they analyze relationship dynamics deeply, as in “i can do it but like this is the kind of edit i make is it any good? i'm new to this” and especially meta like “i think identifying is part of building a relationship with someone that you don't exactly know. you identify feelings, patterns, ideas. that's what fandoms are all about”. They prioritize emotions, relationships, and ethical nuance over cold logic, which fits Feeling (F): see “because he is really messy, a very sentimental person, a false extrovert…” and the care in “*please do not romanticize ed *please don't turn him into a symbol of this”. Their process is flexible and exploratory rather than rigidly planned, signaling Perceiving (P): they admit to writing without strict structure in “i never follow the chekhov principle in my fics man idk some things are random fr” and describe outlining but still following their gut in “if it's a longer fic i generally outline the fic and write the key moments… but i obviously follow my gut a lot and create a lot of things”. Taken together—the introspective fandom meta, imaginative shipping/worldbuilding, strong emotional lens, and loose creative process—this best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re a ‘gramon believer’ and ‘daywarrior’—how about we add one more epic duo to your lore: you and me, over coffee, analyzing how *we* slowly influenced each other’s taste in music and books like Damon and Graham.
- You said you’ve been into Pulp lately and love the big three Oasis albums—if I told you I’d ‘Live Forever’ just to hear you rant about britpop ships and Blur lost media, would that be too ‘Common People’ of me?
- You once said you don’t really mind young people drinking or smoking, you just think it’s funny when they want you to *see* it—so I’m skipping the cigarette and just openly admitting I’m addicted to your threads on Damon’s messy, sentimental, false-extrovert energy.
- You joked about not following Chekhov’s principle in your fics because some things are random—plot twist: my crush on you is definitely set up in Act I, and I’m just waiting for the slow-burn, second-chance, ‘it’s not too late to fall for me’ arc you described for Damon.
- You said you’re not even into mpreg, you just like getting Damon pregnant—fair, but I’m over here getting butterflies pregnant in my stomach every time you post another unhinged gramon meta or scream ‘YOU GUYS GOTTA STOP TEASING ME WITH AU IDEAS’ on the timeline.
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1990s guitars, messy boys & overlong RPF drafts. Writing gramon, defending Damon, occasionally doing pilates instead of updating my AO3.– @sveetsong
Your signature cocktail
The Gramon Daywarrior Sour
Strawberry-infused gin nods to lisa’s handle and 🍓 vibe, sweet but with a bite, much like her gleefully deranged shipping takes like “noel/graham/damon is delicious .... noel's MEAN.... he's making damon CRY”. Black tea syrup stands in for the late-night, overthinking rpf writer who can talk gramon dynamics for hours, as in “i mean gramon is overpowering bc you can't write damon about acknowledging the influence graham had in his life and vice versa.”. Grapefruit juice brings a sharp bittersweet note, echoing her love of messy, emotional men like when she says “because he is really messy, a very sentimental person, a false extrovert…”. Sparkling sake adds a light, fizzy, slightly offbeat kick, matching her britpop/artsy side and tweets like “i've been into pulp a lot lately, i really enjoy elastica's first album and i love the big 3 oasis albums”. The dash of smoked salt is the tiny hit of angst and drama she loves in ships and fic, from “i'm not even into mpreg i just like getting damon pregnant it's exclusive” to the feral energy of “they sucked each others cocks”, making this a strong, sparkling, bittersweet fandom brain-rot in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Lisa’s timeline is heavily centered on analysis, pattern-finding, and meta commentary, which are hallmark Ravenclaw traits. She dissects character dynamics and real people with a very analytical lens, like when she unpacks Damon and Graham’s relationship in terms of mutual artistic influence: “the fact that damon influenced graham's taste in literature and got him into books while graham got him into pop music like ... it's in details like this you see how important one is to another” and “here's him comparing the songs on the magic whip and on think tank and how both albums reflect his relationship with graham”. She explicitly frames fandom as an exercise in identifying patterns and ideas, which is very Ravenclaw: “i think identifying is part of building a relationship with someone that you don't exactly know. you identify feelings, patterns, ideas. that's what fandoms are all about”. Her reading habits and references to Dom Casmurro, Heathcliff, Just Kids, and literary analysis show a clear love of learning and interpretation: “people need to start seeing heathcliff more like people see bentinho from dom casmurro; that's what the story's about, how one becomes a villain” and “ok próximas leituras just kids aos prantos no mercado”. Even when writing fic, she talks in terms of structure and method—outlining key moments, discussing Chekhov’s principle, and treating her masterdoc as a reference: “if it's a longer fic i generally outline the fic and write the key moments i need to put for it to have any logic” and “the masterdoc got that covered”. All of this suggests someone whose primary mode is intellectual engagement and creative analysis rather than pure ambition (Slytherin), boldness (Gryffindor), or relational/comfort focus (Hufflepuff), making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Coffee & TV - Blur
A well‑known Blur song like Coffee & TV fits them because their whole online presence orbits Damon, Graham, and Britpop, calling themselves an “rpf writer, gramon believer and daywarrior” in their bio. They think deeply about Damon and Graham’s emotional inner lives, like when they say “what really gets to me is like. the fact that damon influenced graham's taste in literature and got him into books while graham got him into pop music”, which echoes the song’s themes of quiet yearning, disconnection, and searching for comfort. Their fondness for bittersweet, messy characters (“because he is really messy, a very sentimental person, a false extrovert”) aligns with the song’s portrayal of vulnerability and trying to cope. They also enjoy soft, slightly melancholy romantic narratives, like when they describe a fic as “a slow burn second chance type of romance, in which damon slowly but steadily lets himself go and learns that he can find love” (link), which mirrors the gentle emotional arc of Coffee & TV. Even their fascination with 2010s/40s Graham and late emo vibes (“i've been into 40s graham a lot lately bc he had a late emo phase”) suits the slightly awkward, introspective tone of the song.
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