Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Discipline: Cirrus actively studies art fundamentals, using resources like “Jeff Mellem’s figure drawing guide” and the “Fujimoto method” to improve.
- Musical Dedication: They show persistence in learning instruments, from “getting better at soloing” on guitar to mastering a “bassline from ULTRAKILL”.
- Supportive Peer: They use their platform to “URGE” followers to read fanworks and encourage others “TO COMMISSION” fellow artists.
- Strong Principles: Cirrus criticizes the sexualization of fictional minors, stating it “is literally so far off from the meaning of the game”.
- Intellectual Curiosity: They appreciate depth in media, defending the Yuri genre against those who label it “just porn” as “ignorant”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Language: They frequently use harsh insults, calling others an “ignorant bastard” or “chuds” over differing opinions.
- Financial Impulsivity: Despite complaining that “Holsters should NOT be this expensive”, they immediately ask which “guitar next” to buy.
- Extreme Rhetoric: Cirrus uses violent or dark imagery regarding politics, suggesting “Old people suffer heart attacks, it’s natural” regarding government officials.
- Low Frustration Tolerance: They struggle with setbacks, describing a complex guitar tuning as “EVIL ASS RAPE TUNING OF DOOM” when it becomes difficult.
- Academic Disengagement: They express open disdain for education, comparing time with a teacher to “being force fed mayonnaise”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Cirrus shares Lisa Simpson's deep passion for niche arts, specifically as a dedicated musician who enjoys “soloing” and mastering difficult instruments. Like Lisa, they possess a strong moral compass and political skepticism, frequently criticizing figures like “Netanyahu” or calling out social ignorance by stating, “If you say ‘yuri is just porn’ you are an ignorant bastard.” They are a self-proclaimed intellectual and fan of literature who becomes “completely emotionally wrecked” by poignant writing. Furthermore, their tendency to critique AI and corporate culture mirrors Lisa's anti-establishment attitude, as seen when they declare “Total corpo death” and hope for the “AI bubble to burst.”
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Cirrus demonstrates Introversion (I) through a deep immersion in solitary hobbies like practicing guitar, drawing, and reading fanfiction, often expressing social friction such as “having to spend an entire period with my teacher is like being force fed mayonnaise”. They show Intuition (N) by focusing on thematic meanings in media and abstract connections, arguing that “sexualizing the characters... is literally so far off from the meaning of the game”. Their Feeling (F) preference is evident in their intense emotional responses to stories, admitting they were “completely emotionally wrecked” by a fic and using strong value-based language like “ignorant bastard” for those who dismiss their interests. Finally, they lean toward Perceiving (P) due to a spontaneous, hobby-hopping nature and a self-confessed lack of structured discipline, noting they “started this a few months back, maybe I’ll finish it but it’s not looking likely”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Schecter guitar? Because I’m ready to skip the 'Where is My Mind' chords and go straight to mastering your most difficult solos.
- I promise I’m nothing like those AI-generated Reddit posts—I’m 100% real, and I think we’d make a more iconic pairing than even the best gothic Yuri fanfic.
- Is your name Nicole? Because I’ve got some 'elite ball knowledge' and I'm ready to be the Jeckole to your Aricole.
- Forget searching for the perfect amplifier sim; I’ve already found the only tone I want to listen to for the next hour on end—you.
- I may not have any anatomy knowledge either, but I don't need Jeff Mellem’s guide to know that you’re the most beautiful piece of art on my timeline.
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Illustrator & guitarist. From Schecter solos to figure drawing, I’m usually chasing the perfect tone or the perfect line. Ask about my 3DS fanfic collection.– @Svj18872
Your signature cocktail
The Toxic Yuri-Slayer
This experimental, high-energy drink reflects a personality that fluctuates between intense artistic passion and edgy online cynicism. The smoky mezcal captures the spirit of a guitar player who loves their “Schecter :>” and isn't afraid to say “Fuck ice”, while the violet liqueur represents their self-proclaimed status as a “toxic yuri lover”. The bitter grapefruit and cold brew mirror the mood of someone who finds attending class like being “force fed mayonnaise” and views certain TikTok content as “worse than AI art”. It’s a bold concoction for a user who identifies with “Ryan (literally me) Gosling” and navigates the world with a “1000 yard stare”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Cirrus exhibits the core Ravenclaw traits of creativity and a dedication to the learning process, specifically through their disciplined approach to mastering both art and music. They show a distinct love for learning by “following Jeff Mellem’s figure drawing guide” and even attempting to learn the “Fujimoto method of drawing”. Their analytical side is clear when they critique guitar playing, noting it is “very interesting how the picture for the son is the legendary Tim Henson, the furthest you could possibly get from a performative player”. Furthermore, their self-aware wit is evident when they joke about their lack of “anatomy knowledge” despite their prolific output, showcasing a Ravenclaw's typical focus on the mechanics of their craft.
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Your song
Buddy Holly - Weezer
Cirrus embodies the quintessential 'alt' internet subculture, blending a deep passion for niche media like Doki Doki Literature Club and Class of '09 with a self-deprecating 'loser' persona, much like the nerdy-yet-earnest energy of this track. They explicitly lean into the 'literally me' meme culture, posting a “Picture of Ryan (literally me) Gosling” and frequently using humor to mask their social anxieties, such as when they mention being “the only Yuri stan next to my Natsuki and Monika stan friends”. Their hobbyist dedication to learning the guitar and sharing their progress, despite claiming “Enjoy my crappy cover of the bassline of DUEL”, mirrors the song's garage-rock aesthetic and outsider charm. Ultimately, their preoccupation with finding a “beautiful lesbian relationship” in fiction while navigating the struggles of being a “toxic yuri lover” in real-life classes perfectly captures the song's theme of quirky, defensive devotion.
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