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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is a rebellious, impatient teen who constantly complains about authority and gets angry when things don't go his way. The user's frequent outbursts like "GREAT GOLLY GOSHERS" and "GREAT FUCKING GOLLY GOSH" echo Bart's signature exclamations such as "Ay, caramba!" and his habit of shouting. Their frustration with games—"this game has been nothing but cutscenes so far when do I get to actually play the game" and "i think i’m trapped in plat"—mirrors Bart's impatience with schoolwork and punishments. The self‑deprecating humor in tweets like "i’m a loser" and "i’m too dumb for this shit bro" also fits Bart's sarcastic, self‑critical voice. Overall, the blend of teenage angst, profanity, meme‑style humor, and relentless complaining aligns best with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows extroverted behavior by frequently addressing the audience, e.g., 'Guys I'm a loser [picture]'; they focus on concrete, sensory details typical of Sensing, as seen in 'i just mined my diamond ores with fortune i can't fucking escape it [picture]'; their emotional, value‑driven reactions indicate Feeling, such as 'why #TheGameAwards got the seven deadly pedophiles on stage [picture]'; and their spontaneous, unstructured rants like 'GREAT GOLLY GOSHERS [picture]' reflect a Perceiving style.

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He/Him. Gaming & anime aficionado. Once lost my controller to a cat mid-fight – still clutching combos. Commentator on Game Awards, dev trends. 🎮📚– @SW9RD2FGC

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The name "Frosty Golly Gosh Blast" captures the user’s love for the Frosty Faustings event and their signature exclamation "GREAT GOLLY GOSHERS" that appears throughout their timeline. A frosty base of peppermint schnapps and crushed ice mirrors the "Frosty" vibe in their bio, while bright blue Curacao and sparkling ginger beer give the drink a chaotic fizz that matches their constant outbursts. The spicy jalapeño-infused tequila adds a kick reflecting their frustration with games, echoed in tweets like "this game has been doing nothing but insulting my intelligence man what the fuck" and "Expedition 33 is the biggest industry plant man this game awards is so fucking lame". A bitter note of ginger beer also nods to their love of fighting games and throw loops, as seen in "i love throw looping but hate getting throw looped". Overall, the cocktail’s sweet‑spicy‑bitter profile mirrors the wild, volatile energy of @SW9RD2FGC’s online persona.

Your Hogwarts House
The user displays strong ambition and a willingness to manipulate outcomes, as seen in "getting some ragebait cooked up incase e33 wins" and "If expedition 33 doesn’t make me ball my eyes out like a bitch I’m obliterating France". They also show a desire for dominance and control, e.g., "if it does win i will buy the game and play it but the players are gonna always be annoying as shit i don't like y'all". Their aggressive confidence and strategic planning align with Slytherin traits like cunning and ambition, further echoed by "I wish I had the confidence required to drop kick a stranger in public". This combination of ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to use intimidation points to Slytherin.

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The song 'Break Stuff' captures @SW9RD2FGC's frequent rage and frustration about video games and life, as shown by tweets like "please break me in half and use my spinal cord as a jump rope i fucking beg of you please turn me into a red puddle on the concrete" and "i think i'm trapped in plat", reflecting a desire to smash something. The track's aggressive chorus "Give me something to break" mirrors the user's repeated complaints about games being "nothing but cutscenes so far when do I get to actually play the game" and feeling like a "guys i'm a loser". Their self‑deprecating humor ("guys i'm a loser") and the line about being a "league and valorant player should be considered the tenth layer of hell" echo the song's angry, rebellious tone. The lyric "I wish I had the confidence required to drop kick a stranger in public" aligns with the song's theme of venting pent‑up aggression. Overall, the high‑energy, angry anthem fits the user's overall persona of a frustrated, meme‑laden gamer.

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