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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: emotionally intense, hyper-online, artsy, and constantly thinking about music, media and morals. Like Lisa, they’re driven by taste and aesthetics, always talking about albums and playlists, e.g. “acabei de ouvir o album mais lindo do mundo” and “minha playlist de drill nunca ta completa pq sempre acho mais 💎 pra adicionar”. There’s a strong introspective and slightly dramatic streak, similar to Lisa’s, when they say things like “sou tao doente quando se trata de ciumes” and joke about love bombing in “eu levando o 2° love bombing do ano”. Their mix of nerdy/fandom brain (JoJo, K‑pop, anime) and moral annoyance at people’s behavior is very Lisa-coded, as in “como o cara fala que traiu a namorada 989898 vezes como se fosse a coisa mais normal do mundo”. Even their yearning for a deep, shared-music kind of romance in “queria um amor pra gente ouvir minhas playlists e as delæ juntos” feels exactly like something Lisa would idealize in her more romantic, daydreamy moments.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly engage with mutuals, fantasize about relationships, and openly share feelings, e.g. wanting to present someone to their dad in “meu pai perguntando quando eu vou apresentar alguém pra ele mds fim dos tempos mesmo” and craving shared music time in “queria um amor pra gente ouvir minhas playlists e as delæ juntos”. Their interests are wide and idea‑driven—JoJo references, k-pop lore, trap discourse, memes, and exaggerated hypotheticals—showing Intuition, for example in “tudo é uma jojo referência se você for maluco o suficiente” and the joke name in “prefiro q meu filho sofra bullying... doq por se chamar 'enzo'”. They are clearly Feeling‑oriented: they talk about jealousy, love bombing, and affection (“sou tao doente quando se trata de ciumes”, “pior q eu sempre acredito q a pessoa ta me amando com 1 semana de conversa pq eu sou mto gente boa e linda”), and react to music and idols in highly emotional language like “essa charli louca me mata esse album vai ser bbdo vai entregar muita buceta vai entregar hit vai entregar conceito vai entregar tudo”. Their lifestyle seems spontaneous and flexible, not structured: they bounce between obsessions, struggle to consistently follow k‑pop (“desabafo: nao consigo acompanhar nenhum grupo de kpop mais”), and joke about writing music in a very casual, non‑planned way in “escrevendo musica ✌️✌️ lol queria mesmo q fosse isso”, which fits Perceiving. Altogether, the emotional openness, playful abstractions, social energy, and improvisational vibe align best with ENFP.

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K‑pop & JoJo enthusiast, part‑time drill curator, full‑time overthinker. Once fell in love after 1 week of texts and made a playlist about it.– @swaganomettry

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with soju infused with sour candy to match their chaotic, hyper-online K‑pop brainrot energy and the unhinged caps-lock stanning of idols, like in “essa charli louca me mata esse album vai ser bbdo vai entregar muita buceta vai entregar hit vai entregar conceito vai entregar tudo mami te amo perfeita” and the aespa/bm/f5ve devotion in their bio. Pink grapefruit juice brings a sweet-but-bitter bite, reflecting how they joke about jealousy and messy feelings, as in “sou tao doente quando se trata de ciumes” and getting love bombed in “eu levando o 2° love bombing do ano”. Sparkling lychee soda captures their soft, romantic side and craving for affection, like “queria um amor pra gente ouvir minhas playlists e as delæ juntos” and the flirty “queria namorar com ela” in this tweet. A dash of bitters nods to their occasional ranty, jaded takes on people and fandoms, such as “como o cara fala que traiu a namorada 989898 vezes como se fosse a coisa mais normal do mundo” and the trust issues in “tem uma pessoa espalhando umas informações mto específicas minhas e eu desconfio quem é”. The edible glitter rim represents their swaggy, aesthetic-obsessed side, from “swag swag swag swag swag swag swag…” to their photo pride in “acho q essa é de longe a foto mais linda que eu ja tirei”, making the drink look as extra as their timeline feels.

Your Hogwarts House
Nita shows a strong emotional loyalty to people and things she loves, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. She gushes over her dad with posts like “amo tanto meu paizinho” and jokes about future kids’ names in a way that centers affection and belonging, as in “prefiro q meu filho sofra bullying no futuro por se chamar 'gaara kurosaki carson rick yves de oliveira' doq por se chamar 'enzo'”. She clearly craves steady, mutual care instead of drama, saying “queria um amor pra gente ouvir minhas playlists e as delæ juntos” and lamenting, half-jokingly but honestly, “pior q eu sempre acredito q a pessoa ta me amando com 1 semana de conversa pq eu sou mto gente boa e linda”. Her hurt over someone spreading private information — “tem uma pessoa espalhando umas informações mto específicas minhas e eu desconfio quem é, mas n tenho provas o suficiente” — underlines how much she values trust. Even her complaints about not keeping up with k‑pop anymore, like “desabafo: nao consigo acompanhar nenhum grupo de kpop mais nao sei o pq disso”, come from a place of wanting to stay loyal and feeling bad when she can’t. Taken together, her core traits are warmth, loyalty, and a desire for safe, mutual affection rather than ambition or glory, which fits Hufflepuff best.

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The best-fitting song for them is “THE SIN” by Ken Carson because it captures their chaotic, swag-heavy, hyper-online energy and love for trap. They explicitly crown it in their own universe with “the sin já é aoty aq em casa”, showing how central it is to their taste. Their timeline is full of Ken Carson love like “kencarsin amorzinho” and quotes tying him to their fave idols, such as “ken carsin e loni bem giselle e ningning”. The song’s loud, reckless, confident vibe fits tweets like “swag swag swag swag swag swag swag…” and their jokingly unhinged lines such as “i eat your skin i drink your blood”. Their love for trap/drill (“minha playlist de drill nunca ta completa pq sempre acho mais 💎 pra adicionar”) and for artists like Playboi Carti (“slay3r playboi carti”) lines up perfectly with Ken Carson’s sound, making THE SIN feel like their personal theme song.

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