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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is political, principled, and unapologetically vocal about injustice while still being very online and extremely opinionated about pop culture. Like Lisa’s strong moral compass, this user’s bio draws hard boundaries (“Pedos Transhomophobes Lolicons Proshippers DNI”) and they repeatedly call out bigotry or misogyny, as in “I’m sorry but atp the gd community is just insanely misogynistic.”. They care about real‑world politics and social issues in a sharp, critical way, e.g. “doug ford and danielle smith fighting to see who can be the worst premier in all of canada” and “please let the jays beat the tel aviv dodgers inshallah”. At the same time, they’re nerdy and obsessive about niche interests (Geometry Dash, Vocaloid, Taiko no Tatsujin), similar to Lisa’s intense focus on her hobbies and arts, shown in tweets like “I don’t think I’ve seen a Japanese game series fumble the bag on it’s English popularity other than taiko no tatsujin.”. Their mix of earnest principles, frustration with the world, and very online sarcasm fits Lisa grown up into a chronically online 19‑year‑old.

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They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive and outward‑focused, constantly reacting to discourse, drama, and public events rather than private introspection, e.g. openly arguing about game communities and politics in tweets like “I’m sorry but atp the gd community is just insanely misogynistic.” and live‑reacting to sports with “9 outs away from a world series title and we’re only up by 2”. They favor Intuition over Sensing, constantly dealing in patterns, meta‑takes, and broader implications—critiquing industry trends like “I don’t think I’ve seen a Japanese game series fumble the bag on it’s English popularity other than taiko no tatsujin.” and extrapolating outcomes in “The people saying the dodgers aren't ruining baseball make zero fucking sense. It's gonna be 2029…”. Their style reads strongly Thinking: arguments are framed around consistency, hypocrisy, and logic even when emotionally charged, as in “Applying this logic to music means the two greatest songs in history are baby shark and despacito which should be basic level proof this take is really stupid” and the mocking of bad reasoning in “Admitting to allegations of being friends with a pedo because they’re chill in dms”. The chaotic, spontaneous tone and lack of evident long‑term structure suggest Perceiving: they jump from politics to baseball to Vocaloid to Geometry Dash, celebrate impulsive moments like “just drank alcohol for the first time so if i tweet some stupid shit you know why”, and enjoy reacting in real time to events such as “the game awards are probably gonna be ass unless they bring back the muppets from last year”. Overall, the combination of high social engagement, big‑picture commentary, confrontational logical critiques, and improvisational, reactive tweeting matches ENTP best.

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19 • he/him • Canadian GD grinder & Taiko archivist • once beat Red Flag after predicting the Jays to win it all in the same week– @swaggga__

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This cocktail is built strong and loud, like someone who calls the Dodgers the “tel aviv dodgers” while begging the Jays to win in “please let the jays beat the tel aviv dodgers inshallah” and then live-tweets every pitch. The overproof spiced rum is their intensity and willingness to call out weirdos in the GD community, as in “Admitting to allegations of being friends with a pedo because they’re chill in dms”. Sour cherry liqueur adds a tart edge for their constant mix of hope and despair in politics and news, like “just woke up to #him invading venezuela and another gd player getting exposed for being a freak”. The citrus energy drink/soda is their hyper online, late-night, scoreboard-checking vibe, perfectly summed up by “9 outs away from a world series title and we’re only up by 2”. Chili bitters bring heat for their sharp takes on misogyny and transphobia in gaming spaces, echoing “I’m sorry but atp the gd community is just insanely misogynistic”. Finally, the blue curaçao float nods to Geometry Dash, Vocaloid, and the ‘hyperdrama’ electronic aesthetic that shows up when they celebrate Justice and their hardest level in “Red Flag 100% ✅”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by outspoken, confrontational moral stances, which is very Gryffindor-coded. They openly call out abuse and bigotry in their communities, e.g. criticizing the Geometry Dash mod team and its defenders in “only people defending this are the rest of the mod team sucking his dick off in the replies #nooticing #theusualsuspects #areweevensurprised” and condemning misogyny in the GD community in “I’m sorry but atp the gd community is just insanely misogynistic. Any level with a normal woman or girl in it is labeled as ‘goonbait’...”. Their bio’s hard-line DNI stance against “Pedos Transhomophobes Lolicons Proshippers” shows a willingness to draw clear moral lines and fight over them rather than staying neutral. They also jump into political and social controversies with strong, sometimes incendiary language, like “if they let kai transphobic cenat or the vt*ber win i’m blaming it on israel” and mocking reactionary figures and policies in tweets about Doug Ford and Danielle Smith. This impulsive, confrontational bravery and readiness to publicly take sides, even in messy discourse, aligns more with Gryffindor’s bold, headstrong archetype than with the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff, the detached analysis of Ravenclaw, or the calculated self-interest of Slytherin.

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A song about resilience, stubborn optimism, and pushing through chaos fits them well. They grind at difficult games like Geometry Dash, celebrating beating extremes such as “Red Flag 100% ✅” and talking about finally surpassing older hard levels in “After 4 years, I have finally beaten something harder than Hellish Urine.” That same persistence shows up in their sports fandom, riding the emotional rollercoaster of the Blue Jays’ playoff run with tweets like “9 outs away from a world series title and we’re only up by 2” and “its so over” yet still staying engaged. They’re outspoken and combative about politics and community issues, calling out misogyny and bigotry in posts like “atp the gd community is just insanely misogynistic” and rejecting “Pedos Transhomophobes Lolicons Proshippers” in their bio, which fits the song’s confident, defiant tone. Even when the world and internet discourse feel exhausting—like reacting to yet another exposé with “Exposal doc about you being a piece of shit human garbage and it’s 282 pages”—they keep engaging, joking, and moving forward, embodying the idea that what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

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