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Like Bart, @swagwatie possesses a rebellious, anti-authority streak, seen in her advice to “walk out” of a courtroom to avoid charges. She mirrors Bart’s penchant for petty revenge and chaos, suggesting one should “tell the police” where an ex with a warrant is hiding. Her tweets often focus on youth culture, vanity, and social friction, such as when she calls out “insecurity” in others or mocks people for being “racist losers.” Additionally, her interest in cosmetology school and gaming culture aligns with a teenager navigating the world with a sharp, cynical tongue and a defiant attitude.

Your MBTI personality Type
@swagwatie exhibits Introverted and Perceiving traits through a focus on internal physical states and a reactive, spontaneous posting style, often referencing niche online subcultures and personal grooming like “love cosmetology school i just got lash extensions and a full acrylic set”. Their Sensing preference is clear from a preoccupation with immediate sensory experiences, such as noting her “cart is so dead hitting it tastes like the default monster flavor” and specific physical details like being “67 pounds”. The Feeling dimension is dominant in their highly personal, emotionally charged reactions to interpersonal conflict, evidenced by lashing out at others for being “pathetic desperate and sad” or calling someone a “bitch ass home girl”. Ultimately, their blend of aesthetic focus, physical awareness, and individualistic values aligns most closely with the ISFP personality type.

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Cosmetology student and proud mixed Native American. When I’m not getting $10 acrylics, I’m probably dodging legal advice and wondering why MM2 is still a thing.– @swagwatie

Your signature cocktail
This experimental drink captures @swagwatie’s high-energy, unfiltered online presence. The Monster Energy base is essential because “my cart is so dead hitting it tastes like the default monster flavor”, while the spicy Mezcal reflects her complex “north native american... spanish... thai and native american” roots. The cookie rim is a jab at the “most glutinous species” Pepperidge Farm keeps sending her way. It’s a drink for someone who admits “i am 67 pounds” but still possesses enough bite to tell people to “literally shut up” if they question her logic.

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swagwatie exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and a sharp, often confrontational wit, prioritizing her own image and lineage. She displays a resourceful, almost cunning approach to social conflict, such as suggesting “if your ex has a warrant you can tell the police their location” or advising people to simply “walk out” of court to avoid charges. Her focus on her specific “phenotype” and her complex ethnic heritage shows an preoccupation with identity and status common to the house. Additionally, her blunt dismissal of others as “pathetic desperate and sad” or “annoying bitches” reflects a classic Slytherin's selective social circle and lack of patience for those she deems inferior.

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This song perfectly captures the complex intersection of beauty standards, self-image, and youth culture that @swagwatie frequently discusses. The lyrics reflect her intense focus on physical appearance, from her mention of being “67 pounds” to her desire for “platinum hair” and her experiences at “cosmetology school”. Like the song's themes of social scrutiny and insecurity, she often tweets about being “stalked” by others or facing “insecurity” from peers. Ultimately, her digital presence mirrors the song's raw, teenage perspective on navigating identity and aesthetics in a judgmental world.

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