Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Curiosity: He engages deeply with classical philosophy, citing authors like Parmenides and Giordano Bruno.
- Artistic Appreciation: He shows a strong interest in aesthetics, specifically the “artwork of the Dutch Golden Age” and the music of Wagner.
- Disciplined Reader: He maintains a rigorous reading schedule, sharing a list of “25 (mostly classic) books” that influenced his thinking.
- Linguistic Conscientiousness: He demands high standards for translations, critiquing Emily Wilson’s work as a “bastardization of Homers Greek.”
- Metaphysical Focus: He seeks cosmic meaning, stating that “Advaita Vedanta is by far the most coherent” metaphysical system.
Weaknesses:
- Ethnocentric Extremism: He advocates for radical concepts such as “pan European galactic lebensraum”.
- Dehumanizing Language: He resorts to aggressive insults, labeling others as “subhuman scum” in his interactions.
- Imperialist Ideology: He expresses support for “White imperialism in principle” if it serves his specific racial interests.
- Religious Intolerance: He views Christianity as an “impediment to progress” and a “psyop.”
- Racial Essentialism: He attributes societal success solely to race, claiming “Christianity doesn’t reliably produce good outcomes. White people do.”
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Sideshow Bob
Like Robert Terwilliger, @swampdweller12 is a self-styled high-culture intellectual who views the world through a lens of classical education and European tradition. He frequently quotes sophisticated sources like "J.W. von Goethe" and "Parmenides" to justify his elitist worldview. This mirrors Bob's disdain for low-brow culture, seen in the user's critique of modern media and his claim that "Emily Wilson’s ‘translations’ of Homer" are mere "drivel." Furthermore, his obsession with lineage and his belief in "pan European galactic lebensraum" reflect Bob's authoritarian tendencies and his vision of a more "refined" but exclusionary social order.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Jacobus demonstrates a clear Introverted (I) and Intuitive (N) preference, focusing on a solitary intellectual life centered around abstract metaphysical systems and classical literature, such as his praise for “Advaita Vedanta” as a coherent metaphysical system. His Thinking (T) trait is evident in his blunt, unsentimental critiques of modern institutions and religious psyops, stating firmly that “Christianity doesn’t reliably produce good outcomes. White people do.” Finally, his Judging (J) nature is shown through his structured approach to knowledge and long-term planning, as seen when he organizes and shares “Four books I want to read in 2026” and curates lists of “25 (mostly classic) books that have influenced my thinking.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the 'Devayana' of the ancient Aryans? Because being with you isn't just a goal—it’s the steep mountain path I’m ready to climb.
- Forget the Emily Wilson translation; I promise there’s nothing 'politically motivated' about how much I want to read between the lines with you.
- If man is a microcosm of the whole firmament, you must be the quintessence of all my favorite stars. Paracelsus would definitely agree.
- I’d love to be the 'stronger link' to your world. Want to skip the retreat from society and go look at some Dutch Golden Age artwork together?
- I promise I’m not just 'larping' like those Evola fans—my appreciation for you is as coherent and deep as the Advaita Vedanta.
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Tracing the Devayana through Dutch art and German idealism. When I’m not debating Homeric translations, I’m mapping out a more prosperous European future.– @swampdweller12
Your signature cocktail
The Quintessential Hyperborean
This drink starts with a base of Genever to honor “The artwork of the Dutch Golden Age” and the user's ancestral roots. We add a splash of smoked Scotch to evoke the 'steep mountain path' and the spirit of the “ancient Aryans”, creating a profile that is unapologetically strong and elitist. The sweetness of Drambuie represents the 'Prosperity' of his bio, while the bitter wormwood garnish serves as a sharp rebuke to “politically motivated drivel” and modern translations. Finally, the gold-flecked liqueur reflects the idea that “Man is a microcosm”, containing the quintessence of the stars within a single glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Jacobus exhibits a profound Ravenclaw dedication to intellectual rigor, philosophy, and the pursuit of classical knowledge. He demonstrates a sharp, analytical focus on literary accuracy, dismissing modern interpretations as “politically motivated drivel. A bastardization of Homers Greek.” His feed is a curated library of erudition, featuring deep dives into “metaphysical systems” like Advaita Vedanta and the works of Parmenides, Hegel, and Heidegger. This obsession with learning is further evidenced by his lists of “25 (mostly classic) books that have influenced my thinking” and his critique of those who lack depth in their understanding of esoteric thought. Ultimately, his identity is rooted in the Ravenclaw trait of valuing wisdom and ancient tradition as the primary lenses through which to view the world.
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Your song
Ride of the Valkyries - Richard Wagner
This operatic masterpiece perfectly aligns with Jacobus’s intense focus on Germanic mythology, high art, and the 'Aryan' spirit. His admiration for the composer is explicit, as seen in his simple tribute to “Richard Wagner” and his quote regarding “the artist of the future... the folk”. The song’s grandiose, martial energy matches his radical worldview and his desire for “pan European galactic lebensraum”. Furthermore, the piece evokes the ancient heroic themes he values, specifically the “mountain path — the Devayana of the ancient Aryans” that he believes leads to divine summits. Ultimately, the song captures the synthesis of History, Identity, and Prosperity that Jacobus promotes through his curation of European heritage.
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