Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Family Connection: Maintains a close bond with his father, sharing activities like watching movies and going shopping together.
- Gender Authenticity: Openly explores his identity, discussing the complexities of transitioning and embracing an androgynous appearance.
- Interpersonal Patience: Explicitly states being the most patient person in the world with the elderly.
- Artistic Humor: Uses creative humor to express his niche personality, such as planning a plague doctor costume for Carnival.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Volatility: Frequently experiences intense outbursts, describing himself as insane with rage or aggressive.
- Medication Non-compliance: Admits to struggle with health consistency, forgetting antidepressants even when using alarms.
- Financial Instability: Expresses urgent distress over needing 500R$ to pay a credit card bill with no plan to acquire it.
- Sensory Overload: Easily overwhelmed by environments, reporting sensory crises triggered by common noises like a neighbor cutting grass.
- Impulsive Communication: Regrets social media interactions, mentioning he deleted a post because he didn't like that his photo went viral.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Alisson mirrors Bart’s chaotic energy, rebellious nature, and frequent use of vulgar, impulsive humor. Much like Bart’s constant trouble-making, Alisson tweets about being “agressivo” and having “crises de raiva,” often clashing with societal norms and family expectations. They explicitly encourage others to “decepcionem seus pais” and share a prankish streak, like when they “dei um miado pra assustar” someone. Ultimately, their loud, expressive, and slightly “maluco” online persona captures the same 'disruptive youth' spirit seen in The Simpsons' famous brat.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Alisson exhibits strong Introversion (I) through his focus on internal sensory overload and solitary comforts, such as “sou eu dormindo com minha pelucia de alien”. His Intuition (N) is seen in his preoccupation with identity and abstract concepts of self, like being “aprisionado em um corpo fragil de carne e osso”. He leans heavily toward Feeling (F), as his feed is a raw display of emotional volatility and subjective values, often stating “estou com MUITA RAIVA MUITO ODIO”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is evident in his disorganized lifestyle and financial impulsivity, admitting “NAO SEI COMO VOU CONSEGUIR ESSA GRANA A TEMPO” regarding his credit card debt.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an Aphex Twin track? Because I found you late at night and now I’m going absolutely crazy.
- Forget the plague doctor mask—the only thing I want to catch from you is a reason to spend 500R$ on a dinner date before your credit card bill arrives.
- I promise I’m more than just a flesh-and-bone prison, but I’d definitely let you 'ensaboe' me anytime.
- You don't need a trip to the Senac in Campos do Jordão to know you’ve already got the perfect recipe for my heart.
- I might not be a 'branquinho bombado,' but I’m definitely the soulmate friend who won't judge you for meowing in the kitchen or having a sensory crisis over the neighbor's lawnmower.
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Trans-masc androgyny enthusiast & polyglot in training. When I’m not battling sensory overload or listening to Aphex Twin, I’m planning my plague doctor cosplay.– @sweedern
Your signature cocktail
The Alien Xenomorph-Boy
This cocktail captures Alisson’s chaotic, androgynous energy, blending dark colors with sharp, explosive flavors. The black base reflects his feeling of being “eternamente aprisionado em um corpo fragil de carne e osso!!!!!!!”, while the spicy kick matches his frequent outbursts: “eu to com tanta raiva que meu corpo ta quente”. The Yuzu and sparkling wine nod to his appreciation for his heritage and a touch of class, like his desire for “skincare cara na sephora”. It’s an experimental drink that, much like Alisson himself, is “tao androgino ao ponto das pessoas ficarem confusas”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Alisson exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, openly stating their financial strategy by tweeting, “eu preciso de pelo menos 500R$ ate o dia da fatura do meu cartão vencer. NAO SEI COMO VOU CONSEGUIR ESSA GRANA A TEMPO”. Their ambition is focused on personal transformation and identity control, as seen in the proud declaration, “transicionar não é pros fracos”. There is a distinct 'outsider' pride and a touch of cunning in how they navigate social perceptions, particularly when they admit, “amo ser tao androgino ao ponto das pessoas ficarem confusas”. Furthermore, their raw honesty about their internal state and desires, such as “estou agressivo”, aligns with the intense, unfiltered emotional drive often associated with the darker side of Slytherin's determination.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
Alisson’s online presence oscillates between intense emotional outbursts and a profound sense of isolation within their own skin. They frequently post about feeling like a burden or an outsider, notably stating, “ESTOU ETERNAMENTE APRISIONADO EM UM CORPO FRAGIL DE CARNE E OSSO!!!!!!!” and “estou cercado de culpa”. The song Liability mirrors this struggle with identity and the feeling of being “too much” for others, which aligns with Alisson's frustrations about their mental health and being “sobrecarregado sensorialmente”. Their complex relationship with their body and gender, described as being like a “garota gostosa lesbica no corpo de um homem twink”, captures the same raw, melancholic vulnerability found in the track. Ultimately, the lyrics reflect someone who is “iloquecendo” while trying to find a place where they fit in.
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