
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson, because like Lisa, this user is thoughtful, introspective, and often hard on himself. He’s a dedicated student — a “library services student” and someone who goes to a “library run club” — which mirrors Lisa’s academic, bookish, and self-improvement-oriented nature: “moved cities after highschool and i have no friends here sigh . . . wish me luck i’m going to a library run club today !”. Lisa frequently struggles with feeling different, isolated, and insecure, which parallels tweets like “i don’t think i’ll ever stop feeling like the ugliest person ever;, it’s hard to leave the house, to look at myself, to shower, to eat, to do anything”. His emotional vulnerability about mental health and eating, such as “my contamination ocd has gotten so much worse since my ed relapse” and “boyf brought home subway cookies and i decided to have a couple and cried about it 🤡”, fits Lisa’s tendency to internalize pressure and feel overwhelmed by her own ideals. Even his desire for creative, artsy mutuals — “does anyone artsy wanna be moot ,, ? i wanna draw you guys sigh sigh . . .” — lines up with Lisa’s artistic, expressive side. Overall, he reads as a sensitive, intelligent, self-critical person who’s trying to find connection and purpose, which strongly echoes Lisa’s core personality arc.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they talk about isolation and difficulty with social life, e.g. moving and having no friends and nervously going to a run club (“moved cities after highschool and i have no friends here sigh . . . wish me luck i’m going to a library run club today !”), and their bio emphasizes an online, niche community (edtwt since 2021), suggesting comfort in curated, semi-anonymous spaces rather than broad social exposure. Their focus is more emotional and experiential than detail‑practical, fitting Intuition (N): they generalize their struggles into pervasive self‑concept issues like “i don’t think i’ll ever stop feeling like the ugliest person ever;, it’s hard to leave the house, to look at myself, to shower, to eat, to do anything”, moving quickly from specific events to global meanings about themselves. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over Thinking, centering emotional reactions and self-worth around food and weight, such as crying over cookies (“boyf brought home subway cookies and i decided to have a couple and cried about it 🤡”) and speaking in raw, affective language like “kill me i feel like i ate too much i wanna purge and die brah” rather than analytic framing. Their relationship with structure looks more like Perceiving (P) than Judging: while they do have routines (OMAD, tracking weight), the tone is of reactive fluctuation and emotional response to changes—worrying about plateaus and water weight (“sigh i've been plateaud in the 49's for a while”, “praying it’s not water weight though 😢😢”)—rather than calm, long‑term structured planning. Their artistic interest and desire for emotional connection through art (“does anyone artsy wanna be moot ,, ? i wanna draw you guys sigh sigh . . .”) also align with a sensitive, idealistic, inwardly-focused INFP profile.

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aj ♪ | he/him | library services student & chronic library lurker | moved for school, now speedrunning new-city life | will trade doodles for book recs– @sweetajapples

Your signature cocktail
Cloudy apple juice mirrors their bio — “🍎 sweet as apples . he / him , library services student . . . 🫐 edtwt since 2021” — soft, young, and trying to stay sweet despite everything. Blueberry liqueur nods to the little 🫐 in that same line and adds a moody, bruised sweetness that fits tweets like “i don’t think i’ll ever stop feeling like the ugliest person ever;, it’s hard to leave the house, to look at myself, to shower, to eat, to do anything”. The clear spirit keeps the drink deceptively light but actually pretty strong, echoing the intensity behind “kill me i feel like i ate too much i wanna purge and die brah . my omad is usually 250kcal too i cannot be crashing out like this”. A dash of saline or sea salt represents the contamination OCD and hyper-awareness of “clean/dirty,” hinted at in “my contamination ocd has gotten so much worse since my ed relapse + bcs of 2 of my awful roommates”. Finally, a soft foam cap on top is the fragile, dreamy exterior they show edtwt — the hopeful side that still goes to things like the “library run club” and says shy hellos like “hi #edtwt”, even while the drink underneath hits a lot harder than it looks.

Your Hogwarts House
aj ♪ shows a gentle, steady, and people-oriented nature that fits Hufflepuff best. Despite intense self-criticism and distress around food, he still engages warmly with others and seeks connection, like when he reaches out with “does anyone artsy wanna be moot ,, ? i wanna draw you guys sigh sigh . . .”, which suggests kindness and a desire to support and appreciate others. His choice to attend a social activity like “wish me luck i’m going to a library run club today !” in a new city where he has “no friends here” shows quiet perseverance rather than flashy bravery or ambition. Even his excitement about small, routine goals, like “hooray i got my apple watch back !! trying to walk more cs i do my course online so i stay home always . . .”, reflects a grounded, hardworking attitude toward daily life. While he struggles with self-image and an eating disorder, his tweets lack the sharp competitiveness of Slytherin or the overt intellectualism of Ravenclaw; instead, they reveal a soft-hearted, effortful approach to coping and connecting, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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A well-suited song for aj ♪ is Bubbles by Mitski, which captures a quiet, aching self-loathing and isolation that mirrors his tweets. He talks about deep body-image pain and worthlessness, like when he writes “i don’t think i’ll ever stop feeling like the ugliest person ever;, it’s hard to leave the house, to look at myself, to shower, to eat, to do anything”, which resonates with Mitski’s themes of shame and invisibility. His struggles with food and his ED, such as “kill me i feel like i ate too much i wanna purge and die brah . my omad is usually 250kcal too i cannot be crashing out like this” and “boyf brought home subway cookies and i decided to have a couple and cried about it 🤡”, parallel the song’s fragile, haunted emotional tone. The loneliness of moving and trying to start over, shown in “moved cities after highschool and i have no friends here sigh . . . wish me luck i’m going to a library run club today !”, fits Mitski’s recurring motifs of displacement and soft, tentative hope. Even his small attempts at connection and creativity, like “does anyone artsy wanna be moot ,, ? i wanna draw you guys sigh sigh . . .”, align with the delicate vulnerability that makes Bubbles feel like a private confession, much like his timeline.

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