Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares difficult experiences like purging, group breakdowns, and feeling misunderstood, e.g. “I just wish someone could see inside my head like I can’t do this alone anymore…”.
- Protective friend: Shows loyalty and willingness to stand up for friends, e.g. “I love my friends and if you ever cross them just know you’ll get a message like this”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes patterns in their own behavior and treatment, e.g. “Going to ed treatment for purging is so annoying bc all the groups are about restriction… they just made me promise not to do it or they’d send me to res”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and memes even about tough situations, like “My parents when I walked into the living room with a shaved head during my first manic episode:”.
- Attached to passions: Shows strong enthusiasm for interests like Taylor Swift, hockey, and specific aesthetics, e.g. “I fucking love Taylor Swift. Like I love Taylor Swift so much. She saved my life.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Frequently insults their body and worth, using phrases like “I’m genuinely a fat chud and I say that unironically and with my full chest”.
- Disordered eating: Describes restrictive fasting, purging, and goal weights in harmful ways, e.g. “The only thing I can eat for the next 48 hrs is applesauce… that is a fate worse than death for me”.
- Self-harm fixation: Openly romanticizes cutting, e.g. “I fawwkkking love cutting myself it’s so fun and it feels so good… I love it and I don’t care what anyone thinks”.
- Obsessive attachment: Recognizes intense fixation on people who show affection, e.g. “Anyone else get worryingly obsessed with someone when they show any amount of affection? It’s usually guys for me.”.
- Volatile anger: Has explosive, all-or-nothing reactions to feeling abandoned, e.g. “Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you I hope you all fucking die… I never want to go back to that godforsaken school”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: highly self-aware, emotionally intense, and chronically overwhelmed by how much they feel and think. Like Lisa, they struggle with mental health and isolation, shown in posts like “I just wish someone could see inside my head like I can’t do this alone anymore…” and “Watching childhood videos as a person with severe mental illness is a stab in the chest. I had no idea what was going to happen to me.”. Their strong ideals and intensity mirror Lisa’s all-or-nothing streak: they say “I am going to stop having an ed 2026 and just eat super healthy and exercise every day.” yet also obsess over fasting and purging, much like Lisa’s perfectionism turning inward. The mix of niche passions (hockey, Taylor Swift, specific actors) and feeling out of place socially—e.g., “Nobody care me” and “Anyone else get worryingly obsessed with someone when they show any amount of affection?”—echo Lisa’s tendency to latch onto people and causes very deeply. Even their dark humor and anger at being misunderstood, as in “I hate this disorder”, feels like a more online, self-destructive version of Lisa’s intense inner world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often feel isolated and unseen, craving one or two people who really understand them rather than a crowd, as in “I just wish someone could see inside my head like I can’t do this alone anymore my mom tried so hard to understand but I don’t even understand why I do this. I want someone to understand all of me.” and their decision to leave a public account for a private one in “Ok I just wanted to give a formal goodbye to you guys. I’ll still be on my priv so follow that and I may let you in if I like you. I just hate having an ed and I hate public accounts.”. They read as Intuitive (N) because they constantly connect their experiences to symbols, media, and fantasies (Taylor Swift, Degrassi, Devils game outcomes) and use metaphorical framing of feelings, like “Watching childhood videos as a person with severe mental illness is a stab in the chest. I had no idea what was going to happen to me.” and tying their weight to the team’s fate in “Do you think if I get to my gw the Devils will start winning games”. Their decisions and reactions are strongly Feeling (F)-driven, centered on emotions and relationships rather than logic: they spiral over crushes and perceived rejection in “Ok so basically my life sucks so bad. He hates me he barely talked to me all day and only sat next to me once. And everyone thought I was gay.” and express intense hurt toward friends in “Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you I hope you all fucking die I have no real friends nobody fucking loves me…”. They seem more Perceiving (P) than J: they frequently change plans and diets, start and break fasts, and describe themselves as undisciplined, e.g. “I’m so bad with discipline.. I need my ex gf to come back and ruin my life again NOW.” and “Atarting 21 hr fast hopefully I can do 24 instead and maybe even do 48 hours”, showing impulsive, shifting goals rather than structured follow‑through. Altogether, the combination of inward focus, idealization of love and aesthetics, intense emotionality, and flexible, often chaotic behavior aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said the Devils winning means you’re finally getting skinny for real, but plot twist: they already won the second you made that #hockeyedtwt profile pic.
- If loving Taylor Swift saved your life, let me be the guy who stands next to you at the Eras Tour and screams every bridge louder than your intrusive thoughts.
- You know how you joked about becoming vegetarian or vegan again? I volunteer as tribute to be the emotional support himbo who cooks you non-fire-hazard veggie meals so the kitchen doesn’t hate you this time.
- You called yourself a ‘fat chud’ and said you’re obsessed with the straight guy at program—counterproposal: we skip the self‑hate arc, I buy you something from the vending machine, and we start your ‘healthy 2026’ era together instead.
- You said watching childhood videos as someone with severe mental illness feels like a stab in the chest—if you ever want to make new videos where you’re actually understood and safe, I’d be honored to be a recurring character in that storyline.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • hockey fan, Taylor Swift devotee & mental health work-in-progress. Once set off a kitchen fire trying to cook, still optimistic about tomorrow.– @sweetieuhadme13
Your signature cocktail
The Devils Are Winning (But I’m Not) Fizz
This cocktail starts with a vodka shot for the raw, exposed nerve of tweets like “I hate myself and I hate everyone in this goddamn program fuck my life” and “I can’t do this anymore I just wanna be muscular and not fat. Hope I die.”. Black cherry seltzer adds a bubbly, slightly goth sweetness, echoing their hockey/alt pop culture stan energy in posts like “I fucking love Taylor Swift. Like I love Taylor Swift so much. She saved my life.” and “I lob u zendaya”, plus the constant Devils updates like “THE DEVILS ARE WINNINGGGG”. A splash of sour apple liqueur captures their sharp, jealous, messy heart in tweets like “fuck you for never texting me and now you have a girlfriend…” and “Ok so basically my life sucks so bad. He hates me he barely talked to me all day…”. The dash of espresso is for the wired, caffeinemaxxing grind of fasting and fixation, as in “Caffeinemaxxing” and the endless fast counters like “32 hr remaining on my fast yay”. Finally, the maraschino cherry on a pick is a tiny, glossy hope skewered on self-awareness: they keep trying to change with posts like “I am going to stop having an ed 2026 and just eat super healthy and exercise every day.” and heartfelt vulnerability like “I just wish someone could see inside my head like I can’t do this alone anymore…”, even while jokingly calling themselves a “fat chud”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user’s defining traits are intense loyalty, protectiveness, and emotional earnestness, all hallmarks of Hufflepuff. They show fierce devotion to friends with tweets like “I love my friends and if you ever cross them just know you’ll get a message like this”, and they beg people to support someone else with “Guys go follow him he got sussed!!”, suggesting a relational, community-focused mindset rather than self-centered ambition. Their posts are full of wanting to be understood and to understand others, e.g. “I just wish someone could see inside my head like I can’t do this alone anymore… I want someone to understand all of me.”, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on empathy and connection. Even their ED-related goals revolve around being "disciplined" and consistent ("I need to get my discipline from 2023 back" in this tweet), a distorted but still recognizable form of Hufflepuff’s hard work and persistence. While there’s impulsivity and self-destructiveness, their core values center around love for friends, emotional honesty, and a desire to care and be cared for, making Hufflepuff the best fit over Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
this is me trying - Taylor Swift
A well‑fitting song for them is “this is me trying” by Taylor Swift. They explicitly say “I fucking love Taylor Swift. Like I love Taylor Swift so much. She saved my life.”, so choosing a Taylor song aligns with their actual tastes. The song’s themes of relapse, shame, and desperately wanting to get better mirror their struggles with bulimia and self-harm, reflected in tweets like “I have to get a throat x ray and an endoscopy because of my purging” and “I fawwkkking love cutting myself it’s so fun and it feels so good… I don’t care about the repercussions anymore”. The lyric about feeling like a "tower of glass" fits with self-hatred and fragility, similar to “I’m genuinely a fat chud and I say that unironically and with my full chest”. At the same time, the title and refrain resonate with their attempts to change, like “I am going to stop having an ed 2026 and just eat super healthy and exercise every day.” and their repeated efforts to fast, recover, or “lock in,” showing someone who keeps trying even while feeling like they’re failing.
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