Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses self-deprecating jokes and exaggerated reactions to entertain, like laughing at incomplete fanfics at 4am in “4 DA MANHA LENDO AU PRA CHEGAR NA MELHOR PARTE E DESCOBRIR Q ESSA PORRA TA INCOMPLETA Q ODIO”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for fandoms, music, and characters, such as screaming excitement about Lestat content in multiple tweets like “ai já até me emociono pode vir vampiro lestat” and “ansiosa pra pegar grade no show do lestat”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and care openly for people and fictional favorites, like celebrating River’s birthday in “aniversário do meu amor 😕💗💗 te amo river” and posting “meu amor fazendo aniversário hj” in this tweet.
- Self-aware: Recognizes her own tendencies and mental state, joking about suspected issues in “suspeito de um certo transtorno mas me recuso a ir num psicólogo pq quem procura acha” and acknowledging how ENEM results affect her mood in “essa nota do enem já acabou com o meu 2026”.
- Loyal-fan: Shows long-term, consistent attachment to series and ships, like missing old AUs in “saudade das au q viviam aparecendo na tml” and reminiscing about past Hannigram feelings in “q saudade dos meus hannigram 💔”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Harsh on herself about academics and self-image, saying her ENEM score ruined her year in “essa nota do enem já acabou com o meu 2026” and calling her note “péssima” in this tweet.
- Catastrophic: Uses extreme language about stress or disappointment, like “vão me encontrar morta hj as 17 horas” in this tweet and “me matem logo q é mais fácil” in this tweet.
- Avoidant: Acknowledges potential mental health issues but resists seeking help, as in “suspeito de um certo transtorno mas me recuso a ir num psicólogo pq quem procura acha”.
- Impulsive-humor: Tweets very explicit or shocking jokes, such as the sexual comment about Aaron Taylor-Johnson in “se eu fosse enteada do aaron taylor johnson a pica dele não teria descanso”, which can come off as overly crude or risky in public.
- Envy-prone: Shows strong envy toward others’ experiences, like hoping idols “tomem banho com sal grosso pra se proteger da minha inveja” in this tweet and getting upset about not seeing certain groups live in “skz de novo no rio voy me matar hj às agora”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Caroline’s tweeting style is chaotic, irreverent, and full of dark, dramatic exaggeration in a way that fits Bart Simpson more than any other character. She frequently jokes about catastrophe with over-the-top flair, like saying “vão me encontrar morta hj as 17 horas” and “voy me matar hj às agora”, which mirrors Bart’s flair for melodrama and getting into trouble. Her sense of humor is horny, unfiltered, and rule-breaking, as in “AAAAAAAAAAA EU GOZAAAAARRRR” and “se eu fosse enteada do aaron taylor johnson a pica dele não teria descanso”, very much in line with Bart’s rebellious, boundary-pushing side. She also lives off fandom chaos and memes, like screaming about anime and AUs in “MEUDEUS??? ACABEI DE VER UM EDIT DO WILL E MIKE” and “4 DA MANHA LENDO AU PRA CHEGAR NA MELHOR PARTE E DESCOBRIR Q ESSA PORRA TA INCOMPLETA Q ODIO”, matching Bart’s hyperfixations and prank energy. While she has hints of introspection and insecurity about grades and the ENEM in “essa nota do enem já acabou com o meu 2026”, the dominant vibe is loud, chaotic, and mischievous—classic Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about personal reactions, fandom, and close relationships (e.g. watching Naruto, ENEM results, AUs) rather than parties or big social circles, and even when out with others it’s framed as intimate moments like with “nana” or their sister, such as “eu e nana vimos o mar pela primeira vez juntas q coisa linda” and “minha irmã veio chocada me contar q uma tal de soso careca e um mc aí tão namorando pfv parem de inventar pessoas”. They strongly favor Intuition (N): the timeline is dominated by fiction, symbolism, and imagination—AUs, ships, characters, tattoos, and emotional meaning in media—rather than practical or sensory concerns, like “tava triste e fui reassistir meu filme de conforto (dead poets society) agora tô me sentindo pior q filme maldito” and the desire to tattoo a line from a movie “'I was good, I was really good' algum dia eu ainda vou tatuar me aguardem”. Their style is very Feeling (F): they react with intense emotion, empathy, and values (love for characters, ships, idols, and friends), visible in tweets like “aniversário do meu amor 😕💗💗 te amo river” and “q saudade dos meus hannigram 💔”, and their complaints are framed via how things feel (e.g. ENEM ruining their year) rather than via structured argument, as in “essa nota do enem já acabou com o meu 2026”. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): they often exaggerate about impulsive reactions and going with the flow—staying up until 4 a.m. to read an incomplete AU “4 DA MANHA LENDO AU PRA CHEGAR NA MELHOR PARTE E DESCOBRIR Q ESSA PORRA TA INCOMPLETA Q ODIO”, joking about not going to a psychologist because “quem procura acha” “suspeito de um certo transtorno mas me recuso a ir num psicólogo pq quem procura acha”, and melodramatically reacting to bad grades with no sign of structured long‑term planning “ai já vou entregar meu currículo no atacadão”. Taken together—emotionally intense inner world, heavy focus on fiction and symbolism, and spontaneous, dramatic humor—this profile fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re learning Spanish just to read an AU and rereading incomplete fics at 4 AM… if I promise our story has no hiatus, can I be your canon endgame instead of another abandoned WIP?
- You said if you were a man you’d be Neil Perry — lucky for me I’m more of a John Keating: here to whisper ‘carpe diem’ and convince you to go on a date with me instead of rewatching Dead Poets Society and crying again.
- You’re out here mourning your ENEM score, threatening to work at Atacadão, and still finding time to thirst over Lestat, Sam Reid’s… attributes, and Hannigram — statistically speaking, I think there’s room in your chaotic schedule for one (1) dumb little guy who just wants to hold your hand during Naruto.
- Since you’re planning to get ‘I was good, I was really good’ tattooed, how about we speed‑run the relationship arc: we meet, we flirt over Narusasu and SKZ, and in a few months you’re posting ‘I was good, I was really good… at choosing my crush.’
- You said ‘vou cometer um crime se eu ver mais alguém comparando AOT com Stranger Things’; don’t worry, I’m law‑abiding — the only crime I’m trying to commit is stealing a spot on your TML between the Lestat thirst and the River Phoenix tears.
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Caroline | ENEM survivor in love with Naruto, vampires & AUs at 4 a.m. Once cried because Jiraiya gave Naruto a popsicle. Here for stories & sarcasm.– @sweettraven
Your signature cocktail
Dead Dove No AUcohol (But Make It Hurt)
This cocktail is built on spiced dark rum for the dramatic, slightly chaotic energy of someone who says they’ll “go work at the atacadão” after grades flop while also screaming about SKZ and Lestat. The blood orange juice captures their angsty, fandom-fueled intensity and the willingness to “eat the dead dove” as proudly declared in “ah ao3 pois eu vou comer sim a dead dove”. A sharp espresso shot goes in for the late-night AU binges and 4 a.m. reading rage of “4 DA MANHA LENDO AU PRA CHEGAR NA MELHOR PARTE E DESCOBRIR Q ESSA PORRA TA INCOMPLETA Q ODIO”. Cherry syrup adds a sweet, sentimental note for the way they talk about their loves—whether it’s River in “aniversário do meu amor 😕💗💗 te amo river” or comfort films that still make them cry. Finally, a smoked salt rim nods to their dramatic, self-deprecating humor and eternal suffering over fandom and exams, like “essa nota do enem já acabou com o meu 2026” in “essa nota do enem já acabou com o meu 2026”, making the drink strong, a little bitter, and very extra—just like the timeline they live on.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Caroline reads as a very online, hyper-curious media nerd whose joy is in consuming, analyzing, and chasing stories, which leans strongly Ravenclaw. She’s constantly engaging deeply with fiction and meta: getting genuinely upset at incomplete fics like “4 DA MANHA LENDO AU PRA CHEGAR NA MELHOR PARTE E DESCOBRIR Q ESSA PORRA TA INCOMPLETA Q ODIO” and calling Dead Poets Society her comfort movie while quoting it seriously (“'I was good, I was really good' algum dia eu ainda vou tatuar me aguardem”). She shows a strong love of learning when it’s self-directed and tied to fandom, like “indo aprender espanhol na marra só pra ler essa au”, but resents institutionalized evaluation and pressure, as seen in her ENEM complaints (“essa nota do enem já acabou com o meu 2026”). Her humor is very verbal and referential — she connects memes, characters, and shows across fandoms, e.g. comparing character vibes and kinnie jokes like “TINHA KINNIE NO DAZAI JKKKKKKKKKKKKKNKKKKKJK”, which suggests quick pattern recognition and wit more than straightforward ambition or earnest heroism. While she has flashes of Slytherin-style self-preservation (avoiding therapy with “quem procura acha”) and a Hufflepuff-adjacent loyalty to comfort media and beloved characters, the dominant throughline is a creative, obsessive engagement with stories and ideas — classic Ravenclaw energy.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A song that fits Caroline best is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it channels that mix of dark humor, self‑deprecation, and intense fandom energy that runs through her timeline. She jokes about academic pressure and future anxiety, like when she says “essa nota do enem já acabou com o meu 2026” and “ai já vou entregar meu currículo no atacadão”, which fits the song’s theme of feeling like you’re not hitting the milestones you’re ‘supposed’ to. Her melodramatic, half-joking references to death or catastrophe, such as “vão me encontrar morta hj as 17 horas” and “voy me matar hj às agora”, echo the track’s theatrical, morbid coming‑of‑age vibe. At the same time, she’s deeply immersed in fandoms and fictional obsessions—Naruto, Interview With the Vampire, Dead Poets Society, K‑pop—like in “tava triste e fui reassistir meu filme de conforto (dead poets society) agora tô me sentindo pior q filme maldito”, mirroring the song’s blend of romanticized angst and genuine emotion. Overall, Teen Idle captures that feeling of being hyper-emotional, extremely online, and a bit nihilistic, but in a self-aware and humorous way that matches her tweets.
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