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Much like Milhouse, this user exhibits an intense, unrequited devotion to a specific person, alternating between extreme hope and crushing despair. He describes himself as a “one girl guy” who is “always available” if she returns, mirroring Milhouse’s perpetual pining for Lisa. The user’s dramatic emotional outbursts, such as claiming “I’m losing at life I’m such a loser” and his tendency to “miss her so so so much”, align with Milhouse's signature insecurity and hypersensitivity. Ultimately, both figures treat their personal tragedies like a diary, documented by a series of unfortunate events and a desperate need for “emotional support.”

Your MBTI personality Type
The user demonstrates a strong Introverted and Feeling orientation, using the account as a “diary” to process deep, personal emotions regarding a lost love. Their Sensing trait is evident in their focus on specific, concrete memories and physical experiences, such as the “chicken tikka sandwich” they ate or the exact “pink” color that triggers memories. As a Perceiver, they exhibit highly volatile, spontaneous emotional outbursts and a lack of structured planning, ranging from being the “happiest person alive” to claiming their “mental health is dead” within days. Their values are deeply subjective and idealistic, typical of an Fi-dominant (Introverted Feeling) type who identifies as a “one girl guy” and prioritizes their internal emotional state over external logic.

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Algerian university student and lifelong Mario enthusiast. When I’m not studying for my license or cheering on the national team, I’m hunting for the best milkshake.– @sweettwtboy

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures a volatile mix of emotions, shifting from the bubbly optimism of being “the happiest person alive right now” to a deep, salty bitterness. The pink hue is a nod to his lost love, as “Every time I see pink I remember her”, while the heavy dose of bitters reflects his current state: “I fucking hate you Eva So much”. It’s a strong, experimental pour for someone who claims “I’m not moving on”, serving as a liquid version of his digital diary. The final result is as dramatic and heavy-hearted as the man who drinks it.

Your Hogwarts House
Despite his current emotional turmoil, @sweettwtboy displays the quintessential Hufflepuff trait of unwavering loyalty, identifying as a “one girl guy” who only loves one person for his entire life. His dedication is absolute; he insists “I won’t move on because I can’t and I don’t want to” and remains steadfast even after being ghosted, stating “if she wants me again I’m always available”. While his heartbreak has turned to bitterness, his core identity is built on being a person who “when I love I love seriously and I mean it”. This extreme persistence and value placed on interpersonal bonds, even when they are not reciprocated, aligns him most closely with Helga Hufflepuff’s house.

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The user is deeply entrenched in a state of romantic obsession and grief, refusing to move on from a former partner named Eva. This matches the song’s theme of being unable to let go of a past love despite the passage of time, as seen when he claims, “I’m not getting another girl and I’m not moving on”. His feed acts as a digital shrine where he cycles between deep longing, “I just want a hug From her”, and bitter resentment, “I fucking hate you Eva So much”. Ultimately, his self-described status as a “one woman man” who views his life as a “fucking mud of shit” without her perfectly mirrors the melancholic and fixated nature of Joji's ballad.

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