Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares difficult feelings, like grief and hopelessness in “been almost half a year already im genuinely the only one immediately affected by my moms death who's not getting better”.
- Humorous: Uses absurd or playful jokes to entertain, like “W h o u n f o l l o w e d? Come to #Daddy so I can #Punish you for being a #BadOomf.” and “poop is one of those medias that shouldn't have a fandom”.
- Principled: Clearly stands for things like trans rights and moral lines in “if we disagree on pineapple on pizza i dont care but if we disagree on whether trans people deserve human rights or something im not gonna fucking respect you”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes patterns in their life, e.g. relationships in “im starting to think it's a me problem because WHY do my friends so often turn against me out of nowhere”.
- Creative: Engages in art and fandom projects like the Photoshop country collages and final art project in “its not DIRECTLY about hetalia but it's like hard to explain but its kinda like picture collages of countries stereotypical culture things” and “i figured out what to do for mu final art project”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequent references to cutting and self-harm, such as “lowkey cutting doesnt feel like anything special anymore it's like as natural as breathing to me” and detailed descriptions of cutting sessions.
- Anger-prone: Expresses intense rage and violent wishes, e.g. “i hope she fucking dies j gope she dies before friday i hope she dies” toward the social worker.
- Impulsive coping: Relies on harmful coping (gore, self-harm, nicotine) as in “i watch gore sometimes mostly to cope (horrible coping mechanism i know but this is self harm eating disorder twitter)” and “i need like 30€ so i can order a vape”.
- Interpersonal mistrust: Shows deep mistrust toward helpers, writing “it doesnt matter if i go or not they dont listen tk me anyway” about social worker meetings.
- Grudge-holding: Openly identifies with holding onto resentment, as seen in “#HolderOfGrudges” and staying mad about past friendships in “actually the more i dwell on it the madder i get i dont care how long ago it was”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa had grown up extremely online and traumatized. Like Lisa, they are introspective and preoccupied with morality and justice, e.g. drawing hard lines about ethics and human rights in tweets like “if we disagree on pineapple on pizza i dont care but if we disagree on whether trans people deserve human rights or something im not gonna fucking respect you” and criticizing people for trivial outrage in “why do some of you care if someone prefers yaoi over yuri its fiction”. They show social frustration and alienation similar to Lisa feeling out of place, as in “im starting to think it's a me problem because WHY do my friends so often turn against me out of nowhere for no fucking reason” and “I've always struggled with making and keeping friends irl but online we interact 3 times and we're bffs forever”. There’s also ongoing grief and depression, paralleling Lisa’s deeper emotional arcs, like “been almost half a year already im genuinely the only one immediately affected by my moms death who's not getting better im only sinking deeper and deeper” and self‑harm mentions such as “lowkey cutting doesnt feel like anything special anymore it's like as natural as breathing to me”. At the same time, they are very fandom‑ and media‑driven (Hetalia, yaoi, games), echoing Lisa’s obsessive interests, shown in “AAHHHHH YAOI” and “got so bored im switching my Genshin voiceover to japanese”. Overall, they resemble a darker, more jaded Lisa Simpson: politically opinionated, hyper‑self‑aware, emotionally overloaded, and trying to make sense of a world that constantly feels unfair and overwhelming.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they repeatedly describe difficulty with in‑person connection and comfort online, e.g. “I've always struggled with making and keeping friends irl but online we interact 3 times and we're bffs forever”, and spend a lot of time in their own head processing emotions, grudges, and fandoms rather than describing large social circles offline. Their focus is more on meanings, patterns, and inner experiences than concrete external data, pointing to Intuition (N); for example, they ruminate on long‑term emotional themes like drifting friendships and self‑concept: “im starting to think it's a me problem because WHY do my friends so often turn against me out of nowhere for no fucking reason”, and even their art idea is concept‑driven and symbolic: “its not DIRECTLY about hetalia but it's like… kinda like picture collages of countries stereotypical culture things(??????) im making it on photoshop”. They are strongly Feeling (F): decisions and judgments are driven by values and emotions, such as rejecting “neutrality” toward dehumanizing views: “if we disagree on pineapple on pizza i dont care but if we disagree on whether trans people deserve human rights or something im not gonna fucking respect you”, and reacting intensely when not emotionally heard by adults or social workers, e.g. “last time(?) i talked to my social woek r she kept fucking repeating herself and basically disrergarding everything i say and when she left i was so angry i was punching things for like half an hour”. Their life appears loosely structured and reactive rather than planned, suggesting Perceiving (P): they frequently mention being late, low energy, and deciding things impulsively such as “going to class late when i could've skipped #improoving” and “should i jus offer to do work for people i know in exchange for money”. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, value-driven outbursts, abstract/fandom-heavy imagination, and disorganized spontaneity aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If friendship ‘gradually growing apart’ feels worse than a huge fight, we could skip all that and just go straight to ‘we interacted 3 times and we’re bffs forever’—coffee, Discord call, then a shared Hetalia brainrot session?
- You’re over there planning Estonia + Latvia like it’s a Hetalia episode and regretting not stealing more Estonian chocolates… I can fix that. Let’s go back, I’ll carry the luggage, you carry the contraband candy, and we’ll pretend Finland and Sweden are our awkward third wheels.
- You said cutting feels ‘as natural as breathing’ and that social workers never listen—but I’m actually reading your Strawpage, your vents, and your Hetalia takes. If you ever want someone who hears you and doesn’t repeat the same NPC dialogue, I’m right here.
- You begged the universe for 30€ for a vape, 30€ for energy drinks, and 50€ for joy; alternatively, I could just fund a night of baked sweets, Genshin with JP voices, and yaoi brainrot while we complain about social workers together. Economically and emotionally efficient.
- If Sweden canonically lactates and you still like Sweden more than Finland, I’m scared to ask what your type is—but if ‘annoying Hetalia-obsessed ventposter who hoards dessert and bottles for money’ is on the list, I volunteer as your next hyperfixation.
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Finnish teen artist & Hetalia enjoyer. Survived Greek dessert tables, still thinking about Estonian chocolate. Venting, drawing, overthinking online.– @sweetukehole
Your signature cocktail
The Hetalia Grudge Fizz
This drink hits hard and fast like their timeline, starting with a vodka shot for the raw, unfiltered rage and dark humor of tweets like “i hope she fucking dies j gope she dies before friday i hope she dies” and “#HolderOfGrudges”. The energy drink keeps it hyper and jittery, echoing their need for caffeine and vapes in “i need like 30€ so i can order a vape and another 30€ so i can afford more energy drinks”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a sweet, deep purple edge for the softer, emotional confessions like “been almost half a year already im genuinely the only one immediately affected by my moms death who's not getting better” and their cling to online friendship in “online we interact 3 times and we're bffs forever”. A sharp hit of sour citrus represents the self-deprecating, chaotic school life in “im Late because k dont jave rne emergy to leave bagjroom” and “going to class late when i could've skipped #improoving”. Finally, the dash of salty licorice/salmiakki is pure Finland + weird fandom brain, nodding to “i just realized i live in finland... finland hetalia reference?” and the cursed Hetalia posting in “Sweden canonically lactates.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show strong Gryffindor-style conviction about morals and justice, especially around human rights and identity. For example, they draw a hard line on bigotry with tweets like “if we disagree on pineapple on pizza i dont care but if we disagree on whether trans people deserve human rights or something im not gonna fucking respect you” and “you can't ask me if i do or don't respect people with different opinions because it depends SO HARD on what we disagree on”, which shows a principled, confrontational stance typical of Gryffindors. Their impulsive anger and willingness to say extreme things, such as “i hope she fucking dies j gope she dies before friday i hope she dies” about their social worker and “go fuck yourself”, also matches Gryffindor’s hot-headed side more than Slytherin’s calculated one. They’re outspoken about personal pain and injustice—e.g. “im starting to think it's a me problem because WHY do my friends so often turn against me out of nowhere for no fucking reason” and “been almost half a year already im genuinely the only one immediately affected by my moms death who's not getting better”—which suggests emotional bravery and a tendency to charge headfirst into expressing feelings. While there are hints of loyalty and creativity, their defining traits are boldness, moral absolutism, and intense, impulsive emotion, aligning them most closely with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A song that fits them best is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures the mix of anger, dark humor, and feeling misunderstood that shows up constantly in their tweets. They joke about self‑destruction and numbness, like when they say “lowkey cutting doesnt feel like anything special anymore it's like as natural as breathing to me”, which echoes the song’s theme of teens coping in unhealthy ways. Their hostility toward authority figures, especially social workers, in tweets like “social workers when it comes to not listening to their clients” and “last time(?) i talked to my social woek r she kept fucking repeating herself and basically disrergarding everything i say” lines up with the song’s resentment toward adults and systems that don’t listen. They also show how grief and isolation are eating at them in “been almost half a year already im genuinely the only one immediately affected by my moms death who's not getting better im only sinking deeper and deeper”, which matches the song’s sense that everything is getting worse instead of easier. Even their edgy humor and fandom side, like “its ok that im in a fandom filled with annoying edgelords because im not one of them”, fits the theatrical, over-the-top angst of MCR’s style and this song in particular.
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