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The user frequently calls themselves a "fat short ugly broke chud" ("fuck my fat short ugly broke chud life"), which mirrors Homer's self‑deprecating humor about his weight. He also obsessively seeks donations and fame, similar to Homer's get‑rich‑quick schemes, as seen in "come give me all your money" and "Im gonna start streaming on twitch and I'm gonna need all 700 of you to tier 3 sub okay?" He displays frequent anger and profanity, like "I will shoot myself with a gun" and "the devil couldn't reach me in league so he hopped on fucking tarkov", echoing Homer's frequent outbursts and vulgar language. Additionally, his complaints about being "balding" early and feeling like a "chud" align with Homer's insecurities about his appearance and status. Overall, the blend of laziness, self‑deprecation, constant profanity, and a craving for attention best matches Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user displays Extraverted behavior by constantly seeking audience interaction, as in the tweet 'come watch me int in emerald and also donate and subscribe so I can buy a lambo guys' and the frequent calls to 'like/reply and I'll suffocate you in your sleep'. Their focus on immediate, concrete experiences—talking about gym mishaps ('bench press session interrupted by an emergency shit'), bodily functions ('I haven't shitted in 5 days and my stomach is still flat'), and gaming graphics ('why does almost every new game look so fucking shit')—indicates a Sensing preference. The emotional, value‑driven language such as 'I hate mystery movie endings where they intentionally don't show what truly happens because they want the viewer to decide for themselves' and 'my gf was shaking in her sleep...' shows a Feeling orientation. Finally, the chaotic, spur‑of‑the‑moment posting style, exemplified by tweets like 'might start infiltrating terf spaces pretending to be trans' and 'I will shoot myself with a gun', reflects a Perceiving lifestyle.

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Gamer, streamer & occasional gym fail. I once livestreamed a bench press and the bar hit my mic. 🎮💪 #gaming #fitness– @swickuwu

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The Swick's Spinosaurus Fury is a chaotic concoction built on dark rum, Pepsi Max, a dash of absinthe, and a splash of Tabasco hot sauce. The dark rum embodies his raw, unfiltered aggression, echoing tweets like "fuck my fat short ugly broke chud life" that showcase his self‑deprecating rage. The Pepsi Max soda pays homage to his off‑beat wish that "they should make pepsi max flavoured toenail polish" and the absurdity of his self‑declared spinosaurus & pepsi max vibe. Absinthe adds a bitter, hallucinogenic edge that mirrors his chaotic gaming mindset, as seen in "the devil couldn't reach me in league so he hopped on fucking tarkov man what is this". Finally, the hot sauce’s searing heat captures the incendiary nature of his profanity‑laden tirades and the self‑destructive humor in "if it weren’t for my avid use of racial and anti lgbt slurs I could easily make it big as a livestreamer", making the drink as contradictory and combustible as his online persona.

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The user displays strong ambition and a hunger for power, repeatedly seeking fame and wealth, such as "Im gonna start streaming on twitch and I'm gonna need all 700 of you to tier 3 sub okay?" and "come watch me int in emerald and also donate and subscribe so I can buy a lambo guys". They also reveal cunning manipulation, planning to infiltrate TERF spaces to boost their ego: "might start infiltrating terf spaces pretending to be trans just to trick people into boosting my ego". Their willingness to use racial and anti‑LGBT slurs for personal gain, as noted in "if it weren't for my avid use of racial and anti lgbt slurs I could easily make it big as a livestreamer", shows a lack of empathy and a focus on self‑advancement. These traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and self‑preservation align closely with Slytherin values.

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The account repeatedly displays deep self‑destruction and hopelessness, as seen in tweets like "I will shoot myself [picture] [quoted tweet]" and "fuck my fat short ugly broke chud life [picture]". Their bitter anger toward the world and various groups—"dying at war… I wish jews didn't ruin the world and make all countries corrupted shitholes... [picture]"—mirrors the alienated, resentful voice in “Hurt”. The lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" directly parallels self‑harm posts such as "I am alone at the gym. 😈 Tonight’s the night. 😈Time to chew on the ropes 😈 [picture]". The chorus’s question "What have I become?" echoes the user’s lament about being a "fat short ugly broke chud" and feeling like a failure. As a widely‑known, emotionally raw track, “Hurt” captures the mixture of self‑hatred, nihilism, and yearning for release that dominates their timeline.

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