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Your Simpsons character
The user’s constant boredom and random posting, e.g., "Literally nothing lol I’m bored af" mirrors Bart’s typical "I’m bored, what should I do?" attitude. Their self‑deprecating brag about being a "goat" and saying "I’m lowkey the goat" reflects Bart’s tendency to boast about being cool. They often complain about school‑like situations, such as "I hate ibs" and "When my grandma asks why I don’t have a girlfriend…", similar to Bart’s frequent conflicts with authority. Their chaotic meme‑filled style, like "YES KATANA MAN RECOGNITION" and "Crazy how mob is based off me", aligns with Bart’s love for pranks and pop‑culture references. Overall, the mix of sarcasm, rebellion, and random humor fits Bart Simpson best.

Your MBTI personality Type
They frequently address their audience and comment on social situations, as seen in the tweet "I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE YES YOU INCLUDING ALL MY FOLLOWERS WHEN I SAY WE WILL BE PLAYING THIS", indicating extraverted energy. Their posts often explore abstract, speculative ideas, for example "Let’s think about this. Turbo granny is dead so that would be necrophilia, so it can’t be her, and sakura is married and loyal to sasuke, can’t be her…" which reflects an intuitive focus. They favor logical analysis and debate, demonstrated by "Angry ml: when has left chudism ever worked?😡 Based leftcom: ever heard of democratic Kampuchea? Checkmate, liberal", showing a thinking preference. Their habit of procrastination and spontaneous, last‑minute decisions is evident in "Why do I always leave my work for last minute Sunday and then end up staying late and regretting it", indicating a perceiving lifestyle. Overall, this pattern of extraverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving traits aligns best with the ENTP personality type.

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Digital storyteller & meme curator. Anime & gaming enthusiast. Once tried to explain sigma males to my grandma at Christmas. Self-proclaimed goat.– @swiftcarrot

Your signature cocktail
The Goat's Gambit blends goat milk vodka, nodding to the tweet "I'm lowkey the goat", with matcha syrup referencing "almost spills my matcha while reading a book". A dash of smoky mezcal evokes the desire for a trench coat "to get a fraction of goatana man's aura". Spicy chili-infused simple syrup adds a "Non chuds dni" edge, while yuzu juice brings the bright, meme-filled energy of "I miss 2024 memes so much". Together the drink captures the chaotic, self-deprecating vibe of the account, as seen in "I hate ibs" and "When my grandma asks why I don't have a girlfriend... sigma male".

Your Hogwarts House
The user's tweets repeatedly stress personal superiority and a drive to improve their status, such as "I’m lowkey the goat" and "I need to get a trench coat at some point so I can have just a fraction of goatana man’s aura". They also express a desire to transform themselves for greater prestige: "If you could permanently kirkify someone’s face like irl not just a photo id do it to myself so I finally glow up". Their willingness to confront others and boast, e.g., "Why did some dickhead have to sit next to me ... I hope he got hit by a car afterward", and "Crazy how mob is based off me😂😂😂😂", illustrates the bold, self‑assertive attitude typical of Slytherin. This focus on ambition and self‑advancement aligns more with Slytherin than the bravery of Gryffindor, the loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the curiosity of Ravenclaw.

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Their defiant vibe, captured in the bio 'Non mi faccio penetrare' (I won’t let anyone get to me), mirrors the chorus 'I’m the bad guy, duh'. Their frequent self‑deprecating jokes like 'fuck my stupid chud life' and feeling judged as a 'chud' or 'incel' echo the song’s tongue‑in‑cheek celebration of being the outsider. They also brag 'I’m lowkey the goat' while simultaneously lamenting family pressure ('When my grandma asks why I don’t have a girlfriend… I have to explain what a sigma male is'), which fits the playful irony of the track. The line 'I’m the bad guy' matches their tendency to own the label and turn it into a badge of honor. Overall, the blend of sarcasm, defiance, and meme‑savvy self‑identification makes 'Bad Guy' a perfect soundtrack for @swiftcarrot.

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