Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Academic Excellence: Demonstrates strong results in challenging areas, noting that “math surprised me by passing” and expressing a drive to do things “well done”.
- Social Awareness: Shows critical thinking regarding societal issues, such as analyzing “perspectives on aging in Brazilian society” and criticizing Eurocentric consumption.
- Artistic Sensitivity: Frequently references music and cinema to process emotions, citing artists like Florence + The Machine and Taylor Swift in their “essay pearls”.
- Self-Irony: Maintains a humorous perspective on their own contradictions, mocking their lack of intuition by stating “when I know I know (I never know)”.
- Diligent Planner: Invests significant effort into their future, taking multiple entrance exams like “PAS, Fuvest, and UNICAMP” despite the immense pressure.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic Indecisiveness: Expresses constant paralyzing doubt about career paths, admitting they are “uncertain of everything” regarding their college degree.
- Emotional Volatility: Describes extreme reactions to stress, such as wanting to “set fire to clothes and die screaming” due to exam anxiety.
- Poor Stress Management: Suffers physical symptoms from academic pressure, noting their “blood pressure is altered” during the SISU week.
- Conflict Avoidance: Struggles with difficult conversations, specifically regarding “hating the idea of talking to my father” about changing their major.
- Impulsive Behavior: Admits to rash actions when emotional, such as having “tattooed his initial” just a week before feeling neglected.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is an overachiever who suffers from intense academic anxiety and existential dread, often feeling “uncertain of everything” despite their hard work. They possess a cynical, intellectual wit, lamenting that “the process of university entrance exams is pathological” and expressing a perfectionism that only “ends up creating more work”. Their deep sense of social awareness and occasional moral superiority shines through when they joke about not eating “eurocentric snacks” or criticize family members. Ultimately, both Lisa and this user struggle with the weight of their own expectations, frequently finding themselves in a “dead end” over simple choices.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
He exhibits Introversion through his frequent internal monologues and a bio that suggests he is only “fun til you get to know him”, preferring private reflections over social promotion. His Intuition is evident in his abstract, existential dread regarding the future and his tendency to use lyrical, metaphorical language, such as “the memories with me kill you, or are they what keep you alive?”. As a Feeling type, his decision-making is heavily driven by emotional states and personal values, often feeling overwhelmed by pressure from his father or his own “unquiet mind”. Finally, his Perceiving nature is defined by a chronic struggle with indecision, shown when he admits “now I have no idea what I want” and his general disdain for the rigid structure of exams and planned career paths.
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Aspiring educator navigating the SISU chaos. Once survived 25 hours in Qatar on Milka oreos and cereal bars. Turning exam anxiety into academic resilience.– @swiftie_liv
Your signature cocktail
The Existential Swiftie Sour
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a student who “passes 25 hours in Qatar with a cereal bar and a Milka Oreo”. The Cachaça provides a strong Brazilian base for someone battling the “terrible SISU week”, while the bitter espresso reflects the exhaustion of a “pathological vestibular process”. It’s topped with gold dust to represent their 'fluorescent' nature and a rim of cereal bars for those “incapable of making simple choices”. Ultimately, it’s a drink for someone who admits “I’m gay” and just wants to survive “this hell of an entrance exam”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Despite the emotional chaos of the college application season, @swiftie_liv displays a core Ravenclaw nature through their constant analytical self-reflection and perfectionist tendencies. Their drive to excel is evident in the tweet “odeio essa minha vontade de fazer as coisas bem feito, eu acabo só arrumando mais trabalho”, highlighting a classic wit-driven burden. They possess a sharp, critical mind that deconstructs even entertainment, as seen in their detailed “opinião não requisitada sobre branca de neve” featuring specific critiques of CGI and script. Furthermore, their curiosity extends to creative expression, noting a habit to “deixar mensagens escondidas”. This combination of academic obsession, critical analysis, and a love for nuance places them firmly in the house of the wise.
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The Archer - Taylor Swift
As a self-proclaimed 'Swiftie,' the user embodies the anxiety and self-reflection of The Archer, constantly questioning their life choices and identity during the high-pressure transition to university. They frequently express a deep-seated fear of the future, tweeting “nao aguento mais ter tanta dúvida sobre o futuro morro de inveja de pessoas decididas” and “e de novo eu me encontro incerto de tudo”. This mirrors the song's themes of vulnerability and the struggle to find solid ground while feeling like both the hunter and the prey of one's own mind. Their bio even references a sense of social exhaustion, “excelent fun til you get to know him,” which aligns with the song's core question of whether others will stay or leave once they see the narrator's complexities. Ultimately, their constant oscillation between hope and existential dread, seen when they say “espero ter feito a escolha certa”, makes this track their perfect anthem.
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