Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Critical thinker: Frequently questions narratives and PR, like calling the doc "a huge PR cleanup" in “I like the doc so far and there are some interesting, genuine moments but it does feel like a huge PR cleanup.”.
- Feminist awareness: Consistently calls out misogyny and degradation of women, as in “Why are people on here always trying to defend the Kardashians as if they aren't some of the biggest enablers of misogyny and degradation of women's images as a whole?”.
- Nuanced empathy: Acknowledges complexity in people’s behavior, e.g. defending Jennette McCurdy’s nuance in “This wasn't just pure 'jealousy' and was the result of a woman suffering. There's nuance.”.
- Artistic discernment: Engages deeply with music/film quality, ranking albums and critiquing writing, as in “This is my album ranking rn 1. Folklore 2. Evermore 3. Red…”.
- Ideological consistency: Applies principles across issues (e.g., surrogacy, trans casting, PR, industry power), as in “Saying it's tokenism to cast a trans actor is transphobia actually”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh tone: Often uses insults that can alienate others, like “He has no talent and is a misogynist.” and “Tayvis' are just as intelligent as their fave man”.
- Dismissive language: Shuts down opposing views with ridicule, e.g. “This sucks and also you've never picked up a book” and “Literally who could this be a magnum opus for”.
- Echo-chamber risk: Frames large groups as clueless or delusional, limiting dialogue, as in “New age swifties are constantly reminding us they're clueless to anything that happened to Taylor pre Midnights” and “swifties have for some reason is so embarrassing”.
- Negativity bias: Focuses heavily on what’s bad or “worst,” such as “Harry's new song is so bad I couldn't even finish it” and “ICDIWABH is one of the worst songs of all time”.
- Conflict escalation: Responds to bad takes with derision that fuels arguments, e.g. “Are swifties really gonna just say everything is bots now 😭” and “'You've been warned' girl, what are you gonna do?”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: analytical, outspoken about ethics, and deeply invested in art and intellect. They frequently interrogate misogyny and gender politics, like when they ask, “Why are people on here always trying to defend the Kardashians as if they aren't some of the biggest enablers of misogyny and degradation of women's images as a whole?” and argue that “Saying it's tokenism to cast a trans actor is transphobia actually”, mirroring Lisa’s principled feminism and social consciousness. Their moral seriousness comes with impatience and sharp critique, as seen in lines like “I actually think if you feel this way about any celebrity you should get help” and “Tree Paine isn't a good publicist but her job is not to silence critics and get opinion pieces taken down.”. Like Lisa’s intense love of music and literature, this user dissects songwriting and albums in detail, ranking Taylor Swift records and defending the artistic value of folklore and evermore, e.g. “Losers will say folklore fans want Taylor 'miserable' while there's genuinely positive, introspective songwriting like this on it”. Their combination of high standards, moral critique, and occasionally exasperated tone is quintessentially Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
They come across as more inward-focused than socially performative, rarely talking about their own offline social life and instead using X to process thoughts and critiques, which leans toward Introversion (I); for example, in “I actually think if you feel this way about any celebrity you should get help” they step back and analyze parasociality rather than seeking attention or sharing personal anecdotes. Their bio “writing letters addressed to the fire” plus their repeated interest in narrative, symbolism, and long-term patterns in Taylor’s work (e.g. “TTPD has always been a story about resentment and humiliation... She wasn't in love with Matty, she was in love with the idea of promised eternal love.”) signal Intuition (N): they default to themes, motives, and stories rather than surface-level facts. They clearly prioritize values, ethics, and emotional nuance, pointing to Feeling (F): they defend abused or maligned women with nuance in “Jennette was being abused by her mum, an older man AND industry execs... There's nuance.” and critique misogyny and ageism in the fandom in “We should honestly talk about how a lot of Taylor's fans absolutely HATE that she's an 'older' artist... So they make all these 'but she looks SO YOUNG!' posts to cope.”. At the same time, they express those values in a decisive, structured way rather than open-ended musing, which suggests Judging (J): they frequently make firm evaluative statements like “The industry truly IS Taylor's best muse and the fact so much of it was missing on an album literally called The Life of a Showgirl is a crime.” and “Award season campaigning isn't manipulation lmao. So many singers and actors do this?”. Taken together—introverted analysis of fandom culture, intuitive focus on overarching narratives and symbolism, strong value-driven judgments about misogyny, ageism, and exploitation, and a structured, opinionated tone—INFJ fits best. They read like a socially aware, analytically sharp values-based critic: someone who uses strong language (“Saying it's tokenism to cast a trans actor is transphobia actually”) in service of a coherent moral and thematic worldview rather than for detached logical sparring, which is very characteristic of INFJ rather than, say, a more purely logical NT type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You ranking Folklore and Evermore as your top two and calling evermore ‘vastly superior’ tells me you have taste — want to grab a coffee and debate ICDIWABH being “one of the worst songs of all time” track by track?
- You said TTPD is about resentment and humiliation and that she wasn’t in love with Matty, just the idea of eternal love — if you ever want to workshop healthier love narratives, I volunteer as the non-Matty control group.
- As someone who thinks new-age Swifties are clueless pre-Midnights and still defends Speak Now, Red, and even the debut, you clearly respect a good back catalogue — can I apply to be a deep cut in your life, somewhere between Holy Ground and Suburban Legends?
- You dragged those ‘36-year-old women look 20’ posts and the Kardashians’ misogynistic beauty standards in the same month; since you’re clearly allergic to bullshit, how about we skip the filters and just go for a very un-photoshopped drink?
- You tweeting that you ‘hate that she stopped going by this and now usually steps out with a super heavy eye and a bold lip’ makes sense, because I’m pretty sure the soft look on you would still be my favourite era — no Tree Paine PR spin required.
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Australian pop culture analyst. Taylor Swift, feminism & media critique. Once argued about Evermore for 3 hours and still had more points.– @swiftlypastel
Your signature cocktail
The Evermore Resentment Spritz
This cocktail starts with Australian gin for the 🇦🇺 roots and sharp, no-nonsense clarity that shows up when they say things like “Swifties suffer mass psychosis about Joni Mitchell allegedly insulting Taylor years ago.” Elderflower liqueur adds a soft, literary sweetness, nodding to the poetic bio “writing letters addressed to the fire” and their clear love for storytelling albums like when they insist “evermore is still a vastly superior album”. Grapefruit juice brings a bright bitterness for the snarky, critical edge in posts like “This man is not a good artist” and “All of them suck but Travis is the dumbest so let's not get brave”. A splash of dry vermouth represents their nuanced, grown-up takes on misogyny and industry politics, as in “We should honestly talk about how a lot of Taylor's fans absolutely HATE that she's an 'older' artist bc they themselves are ageist/misogynistic...” and “Why are people on here always trying to defend the Kardashians as if they aren't some of the biggest enablers of misogyny...”. Finally, a rim of smoked sea salt evokes the ‘fire’ in their bio and the lingering sting of resentment they analyze in posts like “TTPD has always been a story about resentment and humiliation.”
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a consistently analytical, critical mindset more than any other trait. They frequently dissect arguments and media logic, like when they critique a rating system’s criteria in “How are they going to say a 7.6/10 score is indicative of something with 'not a bad song' on it?” and question people misreading charts in “This is a non issue. A new artist debuting anywhere in the top 40 is incredible.”. They also demonstrate nuanced, almost essay-like reasoning about feminism and misogyny, e.g. in their reflections on ageism toward Taylor’s fans in “We should honestly talk about how a lot of Taylor's fans absolutely HATE that she's an 'older' artist…” and on surrogacy ethics in “Surrogacy in principle is exactly why it's bad. Renting a woman's body…”. Even when discussing pop culture drama, they prioritize logical consistency and nuance over pure stan loyalty, like in “Jennette was being abused... There's nuance.” and “Even Taylor herself doesn't like the way Swifties dissect her music and her life so...”. While they clearly have strong opinions (which might hint at Gryffindor), the dominant pattern is thoughtful critique, love of detailed argument, and preference for reasoned analysis over blind fandom, all of which point strongly to Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
nothing new - Taylor Swift feat. Phoebe Bridgers
A song that best suits Becca is nothing new by Taylor Swift featuring Phoebe Bridgers, because it captures her focus on misogyny, aging, and how women are treated in the industry. She frequently criticises the way culture treats older women and female celebrities, like when she says “We should honestly talk about how a lot of Taylor's fans absolutely HATE that she's an 'older' artist bc they themselves are ageist/misogynistic and can't stand the idea of stanning a female artist in her 30s.” and “The '36 year old woman looks 20' narrative swifties have for some reason is so embarrassing bc no, they don't.”. nothing new is literally about a young woman anticipating being discarded as she ages, which echoes Becca’s critiques of celebrity culture and beauty standards, like her point that surgery and procedures still feed into a culture “of not being allowed to age” “She's right, but like other celebrities, getting work done and copious treatments to look younger is feeding into this culture of not being allowed to age.”. She also connects directly to the song’s themes by noting how interesting it is that Taylor said something “considering the concept of Nothing New” “So interesting she said this considering the concept of Nothing New”. Overall, the song’s melancholy awareness of how women are used, praised, and then sidelined lines up with her feminist, critical perspective on pop culture and the music industry.
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