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Your Simpsons character
This user matches Bart Simpson best: chaotic, gleefully messy, and extremely online with a flair for mischief and thirst. They constantly lean into outrageous humor and horny exaggeration, like calling themselves a “20 yr old twink freak machine” and reacting to characters with lines such as “HE IS SO MOTHERFUCKING FINE” and “move over sue storm, i can handle him at his”. That chaotic energy shows up in drama-stirring commentary and mock-outrage, for instance “this community is so stupid I'm sorry...” and “now i know this is ragebait”, very in line with Bart’s love of stirring the pot. At the same time, like Bart’s softer fanboy side for pop culture and comics, they are deeply obsessed with specific media and characters, gushing “MY FRIEND GAVE ME THIS OML <3” over skins and saying “time to put in the same hours i have on lifeweaver for cloak and dagger, emma frost, and phoenix everyone”. The combination of irreverent thirst, trolling humor, and genuine passion for fandom fits Bart’s vibe more than any of the other main Simpsons characters.

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They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive, quote-tweet heavy, and oriented around reacting to others and engaging fandoms. For example, they call out community behavior and directly address other players in posts like “this community is so stupid I'm sorry there's no way you're asking where it went…”, and they openly thirst-post about characters and skins in tweets such as “HE IS SO MOTHERFUCKING FINE” and “all of the men in this game are hot and im tired of pretending that they're not”, showing comfort broadcasting their reactions to an audience. They appear strongly Intuitive (N), focusing less on concrete real‑life details and more on speculative, conceptual talk about design, lore, and future possibilities, like theorizing about game monetization and skin patterns in “if we're being realistic, since sue hasn't been in any battle pass and she's used for money…” and musing about whether certain outfits will become skins in “im gonna be so fr and i am more than happy to be proven wrong but i don't actually think these are gonna be skins”. Their tone fits Feeling (F): they prioritize emotional reactions, aesthetics, and personal attachment over dispassionate analysis, as seen in value‑laden, expressive posts like “we want more jean grey skins!!!' … 'pick a struggle” and their dramatic joy/frustration over cosmetics in “OH MY FUCKING GOD” and “oh my wallet is in fucking shambles”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their tweets are reactive and in‑the‑moment rather than structured or planned; they jump topics rapidly (Overwatch, Marvel Rivals, JoJo, Pokémon, FNAF) and lean into spontaneous impulses like “if this is real, i'll start drawing again on this account” and joking gambles such as “i bet you five bucks the reason jolyne is there is because of the first episode…”, all of which collectively align best with ENFP.

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20 | illustrator + Marvel Rivals enjoyer | once spent 300+ hours on Lifeweaver and still queues support | occasionally screams about Chris Redfield– @swisssycheese

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The Twink Freak Machine-tini riffs on their bio — “20 yr old twink freak machine that draws whatever he fancies” — with playful watermelon vodka nodding to the 🍉 in their name and their sweet, flirty vibe in posts like “dontchu wish your girlfriend was a FUHREAK like me... dontcha...”. Sparkling lychee soda keeps it bubbly and light, matching their excitable caps-lock reactions such as “OH MY GOD” and “HUSBAND INCOMING”. Blue curaçao represents their obsession with stylish skins and aesthetics in games like Marvel Rivals and Overwatch, as seen in “time to put in the same hours i have on lifeweaver for cloak and dagger, emma frost, and phoenix everyone” and “the level 150 lifeweaver hits different”. An edible silver glitter rim mirrors their Emma Frost / fashion fixation, sparkling like the glam fits they gush over in “centurion emma frost here i come” and “its giving bayonetta kinda do you see the vision”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture represents the sharp, sometimes salty commentary they toss at fandoms and lists, from “this community is so stupid I'm sorry” to “now i know this is ragebait”, adding just enough heat to keep the drink as spicy as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a very analytical, detail-focused way of thinking that fits Ravenclaw best. They constantly break down game design and balance instead of just vibing, like when they critique Lifeweaver’s kit in depth: “how in the world does lifeweaver not have dmg output or real horizontal mobility” and when they evaluate pricing and value in games: “hot take it's way better than that legends arceus 'update' but it should NOT cost 30 bucks”. They also obsess over systems, lists, and classifications—tierlists, passes, and skin structures—e.g. “updated greed tierlist based off of everything we know” and “the accurate / cool tierlist that also has a seperate version of event passes”, which is very much a Ravenclaw "organize and understand the meta" mindset. There’s a creative, aesthetic sensitivity in how they talk about skins and transformations, like “i love how both of of her legendary skins have select animations that see the default outfit transform into this new one. it's literally the best thing they've ever done”, showing appreciation for clever design rather than just power. While they’re passionate and snarky, the throughline is intellectual engagement with mechanics, lore, and design—more "thinking it through and categorizing" than raw ambition (Slytherin) or pure loyalty (Hufflepuff), placing them squarely in Ravenclaw.

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A perfect match for them is “Don’t Cha” because they literally echo the song in their own words: “dontchu wish your girlfriend was a FUHREAK like me... dontcha...”, which captures the same flirty, confident, and teasing energy. Their bio as a “20 yr old twink freak machine” and tweets like “all of the men in this game are hot and im tired of pretending that they're not” mirror the song’s playful, sexually confident vibe. The track’s theme of being irresistibly attractive and a bit provocative fits with them thirsting over characters like Chris Redfield and Marvel men, for example “HE IS SO MOTHERFUCKING FINE”. The song is also campy and fun, aligning with their dramatic reactions like “OH MY FUCKING GOD” and general over-the-top stan energy.

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