switchbladeren
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Your Simpsons character
Lisa would be the best match because she's empathetic, earnest, and tries to help people in crisis; she'd recognize pain behind the dramatic posts and likely try to guide them toward help. The user's mix of intelligence, moral confusion about relationships, and need for validation ('I js realized like genuinely I can't trust anyone') would make Lisa step in as the caring voice. Lisa also struggles with being misunderstood and lonely, so they'd understand each other on an emotional level.

Your MBTI personality Type
INFP fits because she shows introverted emotional processing, idealistic attachment, and a tendency to feel deeply and privately: introversion appears in many confessional posts—she frequently processes pain alone ('sorry im barely active moots i have no motivation to contact anyone'), intuition in patterning and meaning ('I js realized like genuinely I can't trust anyone'), feeling in decisions driven by emotions ('my bf is the reason I havent killed myself yet'), and perceiving in impulsive, fluid behavior and resists rigid structure ('I fall asleep in most of my classes' and '321 I cut myself NOW'). These examples demonstrate internal value‑driven choices and fluctuating coping rather than logical planning.

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teen trying forced recovery • raw about ED/suicidal urges & messy relationships • aesthetic nerd (wants pink hair & loves Overwatch) • follows back • anxious but honest — here for accountability & chaos– @switchbladeren

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The 'Pink Rika Remedy' reflects her aesthetic (pink hair, rika aspiration) and bittersweet mood: lychee and raspberry give a sweet, comforting front like the 'i love my gf...' tweets, grapefruit adds a tart edge for her sharp, raw feelings ('holy shit im fat as fuck'), and sparkling water keeps it light — an attempt to soothe rather than numb. Edible glitter nods to the visual posts and cosplay vibe ('i wanna dye my hair pink again js to look like rika').

Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff fits because of fierce loyalty, empathic nature, and willingness to suffer for others: she writes 'my bf is the reason I havent killed myself yet', which shows devotion, and she repeatedly worries about her partner's self‑harm ('im worried abt my bf self harming'). Hufflepuffs are patient, caring, and value support — traits visible in how she clings to relationships and seeks help ('#shtwt, forced recovery hai im nervous'). She isn't driven by glory or cunning so much as the need to belong and be loved, which aligns with her intense attachment style and openness about pain.

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The tone of 'Hurt' — raw, regretful, and painfully honest — matches many of her posts like 'hope i blackout one day and never wake up' and 'i want to cut rn but like idk why.' The song's themes of self‑harm, isolation, and reflection on damage resonate with the confessional and anguished mood she shares repeatedly on her account.

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