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Bart Simpson is a mischievous, rebellious teen who loves to stir up trouble and push boundaries, much like @Swollentwt's chaotic, provocative tweets. The user frequently trolls and makes shocking jokes, e.g., "I'm a 31 year old pedophile and this is my joke" and "top laners just sit in their cuck chair and jerk off (hit tower) while the team teamfights", reflecting Bart's love for shocking humor. Their self‑identification as a "king von of low masters" and constant references to being low elo mirror Bart's swagger as a class clown who boasts about his antics. The user’s random meme style, such as "Minecraft media low key cinema as fuck" and "wtf exhaust anivia?" shows the same impulsive, attention‑seeking behavior Bart displays. Overall, the blend of rebelliousness, provocation, and teenage gaming culture best matches Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
Swollentwt’s stream of public tags and challenges such as “yo @icespice come duo” and “hello mortimer! @RiotMort do you have any information…” shows a strong preference for external interaction, indicating Extraversion. Their frequent references to abstract ideas and patterns—e.g., “analysis of Kafka’s metamorphosis … holy fuck he turns into a bug” and “bigotry is bad and I think bigots deactivating their accounts…”—point to an Intuitive, big‑picture focus rather than concrete details. The same tweets also reveal a logical, debate‑oriented style, using cause‑effect reasoning (“proof that hate is the thing that ages you the fastest”) which aligns with Thinking over Feeling. Their content is highly spontaneous, jumping from meme to meme, using impulsive calls like “yo @OsamaBinLaden come duo?” and “I just want a Halimede reply,” reflecting a Perceiving, adaptable lifestyle. Overall, the pattern fits an ENTP profile.

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Trans advocate, gamer, meme curator. 23, she/her. Once turned a League glitch into a viral meme. Coffee lover.– @Swollentwt

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The Low‑Elo King's Brew fuses a clear vodka base—mirroring the blunt, unfiltered style of tweets like "we're endocrinologist guys we don't k ow what the fuck we are doing ✌️"—with a splash of blue Curaçao to honor the trans‑pride vibe hinted at in the bio. An energy‑drink shot fuels the gamer spirit that pops up in lines such as "top laners just sit in their cuck chair and jerk off (hit tower) while the team teamfights". A drizzle of grenadine adds a sweet‑bloody edge referencing the shocking line "I'm not being funny but George Floyd legit had bars like this shit slaps". Finally, a pinch of activated charcoal gives the drink a dark, gritty finish, echoing the edgy, meme‑heavy humor in "all modern day Nazis do is play dress up and post wojaks". Together the layers create a chaotic, colorful, and slightly bitter cocktail that feels like a low‑elo battle in the Rift—fun, unpredictable, and unapologetically itself.

Your Hogwarts House
The user displays a strong drive for notoriety and self‑promotion, calling themselves "king von of low masters" in their bio, which signals an ambition to dominate even a low‑tier community. Their tweets regularly push boundaries and provoke outrage, such as "I'm a 31 year old pedophile and this is my joke" and "the Nazi states and two of them are some of the most progressive countries in Europe 😭😭😭😭", showing a willingness to use shock value to gain attention. They also launch a "NEW SIDE PROJECT, RAGEBAIT TERFS", demonstrating a calculated effort to manipulate emotions and feed controversy. This pattern of cunning self‑promotion, disregard for conventional morality, and a desire to climb the social ladder is characteristic of Slytherin’s ambition and resourcefulness. Therefore, the traits most closely align with Slytherin rather than Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw.

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Their tweets are full of provocative, meme‑laden humor and self‑branding, much like Eminem’s alter‑ego Slim Shady who declares 'Will the real… please stand up?' and revels in being the controversial 'bad guy' of pop culture. They constantly reference rap culture ('king von of low masters') and make shocking, ironic statements such as 'the nazi states and two of them are some of the most progressive countries in Europe 😭😭😭😭', echoing Slim Shady’s love of controversial punchlines. Their obsession with gaming and being a low‑elo 'king' shows in tweets like 'I fed him azir 3, fid 3 (twice) bilgewater 10 at 4 3 was pretty good', mirroring the Slim Shady persona’s self‑deprecating bragging about being a 'low‑master' of the rap game. Finally, the chorus 'I'm the real Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady' captures Swollentwt’s insistence on authenticity amid a sea of quote‑tweets, as seen in lines like 'I have such a woke opinion that I cannot voice because the uneducated woke won't understand my intersectionality wokeness'.

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