Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative World-builder: Engages deeply with character design and “cartoon tropes” for original characters.
- Supportive Community Member: Expresses extreme gratitude for fan art, claiming “happiness flowing into my heart” saved them.
- Safety Conscious: Strictly adheres to age boundaries, stating they “do Not feel comfortable following adults” as a minor.
- Enthusiastic Artist: Frequently shares “drawing for favoomf” and shows passion for Roblox face-painting.
- Vocal Advocate: Praises media where female characters are “more than just a side meal” and have depth.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Volatility: Reacts to minor social setbacks like being muted by saying “IM GOING TO JUMP”.
- Aggressive Communication: Uses harsh slurs and insults when frustrated, calling a brand an “absolute fåggit”.
- Impulsive Venting: Posts long, catastrophic rants about how everyone wants them to “get eviscerated” during conflicts.
- Low Stress Tolerance: Admits to “seizing up” and feeling demotivated by simple navigation in games.
- Oversharing Tendencies: Discusses inappropriate headcanons involving “stonerjeka” and characters being high.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Like Milhouse, this user is a self-described minor characterized by intense emotional volatility, often feeling targeted or abandoned by their peers. They frequently resort to dramatic, hyper-fixated outbursts when things go wrong, such as when they tweet, “So you all hate me and want me to die and want me to kill myself” or “FAVOOMF MUTED ME. WHAT THE FLIP DUDE IM GOING TO JUMP”. Their desperate need for approval and belonging is evident in their attempts to fit into communities like Dandy’s World or Roblox while simultaneously feeling like an outsider who is being mocked by friends. This mirrors Milhouse’s perpetual 'loser' status and his tendency to spiral into despair over minor social slights, exemplified by the user's extreme reaction to simple internet inconveniences: “I MOIGJGHJT ACTUALLY FUCKINH END IT BRO IM SO SERIOUS”. Ultimately, their online persona is a mix of niche fandom obsessions and 'woe-is-me' theatrics that perfectly capture Milhouse’s energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
August exhibits high Extroversion through their intense, frequent interactions with 'oomfs' and external fandoms, as seen when they exclaim, “I AM SEIZING UP IM SO HAOPPU”. Their Intuition is evident in their focus on abstract headcanons and creative character tropes, specifically wanting more people to base “dandys world ocs off of cartoon tropes”. They lean heavily toward Feeling, as their timeline is a hyper-emotional landscape of extreme highs and lows, such as when they post, “So you all hate me and want me to die”. Finally, a strong Perceiving trait is shown through their chaotic, spontaneous tweeting style and lack of digital organization, exemplified by their frequent account switching and losing access because they “FOROGT MY ACCOUNT USWRNAME”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the lighting on a Roblox head? Because even if you're making it hard to see, you're all I want to focus on right now.
- Forget the Diddy bluds and the proshippers—I promise to be the only thing on your timeline that won't make you want to deactivate.
- I’m not a human BBQ or a demon monster cannibal, but I’d still let your friend with the revolver take a shot at my heart.
- I promise I’m a minor and I hate candy, so does that mean we can skip the DNI and go straight to me buying you an Artful Cosplay?
- If drawing your OCs is the only way to get your ring size, just tell me which one of them is the 'big man' so I can start sketching.
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Your new Twitter bio
Character designer and Roblox enthusiast. Passionate about retro toon aesthetics and the indie dev scene. Ask me about the time I survived a 5-minute diagnosis!– @swordhater6947
Your signature cocktail
The Evil Minor’s Meltdown
This drink captures the chaotic energy of August, who is “EVIL minor i HAET candy and soda 👿” and clearly prefers something with a bite. The neon green hue reflects their frequent #stonerjeka posts, while the high proof represents the intensity of a user who screams “I AM SEIZING UP IM SO HAOPPU” and “IM SO FUCKING MAD!” in the same breath. It’s an experimental, bitter-sweet mess that feels as dramatic as a “Callout 🧵” and as sharp as someone who warns “i will find you” when their timeline gets cluttered.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
August demonstrates a classic Slytherin focus on self-preservation and social hierarchy, explicitly stating their discomfort with outsiders and the need for a 'minor-only' community. They prioritize their own mental peace by moving accounts when under pressure, as seen when they claim, “i am MOVING ACCOUTNS because the diddy bluds were after me”. Their resourcefulness and ambition appear in their creative pursuits, such as “drawing for favoomf!” to maintain social status, and their willingness to “resetting my dpriv” to maintain control over their image. This combination of intense loyalty to a select inner circle and a sharp, defensive edge towards those they deem 'weird' aligns perfectly with the house of ambition and preservation.
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Your song
Copycat - Billie Eilish
The song Copycat perfectly aligns with August’s intense, defensive personality and their preoccupation with interpersonal drama. August exhibits a high level of volatility and concern regarding how others perceive and imitate them, notably asking “if theres anything i can change about myself to stop that” when they feel friends are mocking them. The lyrics' dark, edgy tone mirrors their frequent hyper-dramatic outbursts, such as when they scream “IM SO FUCKING MAD! THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME”. Their bio’s 'EVIL minor' persona and use of aggressive language further reflect the song's rebellious and confrontational energy. Ultimately, the track captures the chaotic essence of someone who feels constantly under attack and is “moving accounts because the diddy bluds were after me”.
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