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The user displays a chaotic, impulsive personality filled with profanity, frequent emotional meltdowns, and a casual attitude toward drugs and alcohol, which mirrors Homer's love for booze and his tendency to act without thinking. Their tweets such as "czuje sie jak gowno jebane japierdole zabijcie mnie prosze" and the drug‑related "dxm fifka" show a self‑destructive streak similar to Homer's often reckless behavior. The random, vulgar outbursts like "skibidi skibidi na chuju" reflect Homer's habit of shouting nonsensical phrases when excited or frustrated. Even the mention of a spouse – "my husband @DakiNieTaki" – parallels Homer's relationship with Marge, showing a blend of affection and occasional chaos. Overall, the combination of substance use, emotional volatility, and blunt humor makes Homer Simpson the Simpsons character that best matches this user.

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The user shows clear extroverted tendencies, constantly addressing the audience ('CZAICIE ZE DOSTANE PACZKE OD VTUBERKI AAAA', 'my and my hubby @DakiNieTaki') and sharing personal moments publicly. Their focus on concrete, sensory details—such as describing a 'best view', feeding cats ('Kochani mozna kotki karmic tez!!!') and commenting on food intake ('zjadlabym kolacje ale czuje ze dzis za duzo zjadlam')—indicates a Sensing preference. Emotional language dominates their decision‑making, evident in posts like 'Boze ale zeby sie srac o slowo czarnuch na najbardziej rasistwoskiej platformie jaka jest twitter' and 'czuje sie jak gowno jebane japierdole zabijcie mnie prosze', showing a Feeling orientation. The stream of spontaneous, unstructured updates—e.g., 'skibidi skibidi na chuju' and 'FIFKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'—reflects a Perceiving style. Overall, these patterns align best with the ESFP personality type.

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Cat lover, music junkie, gamer. Once turned my living room into a cat concert—now I share vibes, memes, and occasional cat pics. 🎧🐱– @sxzczur

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The Skibidi Cat Banger captures sxzczur’s wild, meme‑filled energy. Vodka provides the raw, unapologetic core that matches the ‘japierdole’ attitude seen in tweets like 'japierdole po tych lekach jestem taka wyprana z emocji'. Blue Curaçao nods to the blue eyes they mention in 'Lubie swoje oczy (sa niebieskie jak cos)'. Espresso and a splash of energy drink reflect their constant buzz and love for music, echoing the 'skibidi skibidi' and 'FIFKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' moments. A dash of cherry liqueur adds a sweet‑bitter twist, mirroring their mix of cute cat posts and darker, self‑critical rants such as 'czuje się samotna'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s constant pursuit of attention and material gain, such as "CZAICIE ZE DOSTANE PACZKE OD VTUBERKI AAAA" and posting a "banger" Spotify link, reflects the Slytherin drive for personal advancement. They frequently use provocative language and controversy—e.g., "Boze ale zeby sie srac o slowo czarnuch na najbardziej rasistwoskiej platformie jaka jest twitter"—to draw reactions, showing the cunning resourcefulness typical of Slytherins. Their self‑centered commentary, like "czuje sie jak gowno jebane japierdole zabijcie mnie prosze," demonstrates a willingness to leverage personal drama for engagement. While they do express loyalty to close relationships ("my and my hubby @DakiNieTaki"), this loyalty is secondary to their own desires, fitting Slytherin’s focus on self‑interest. Overall, the combination of ambition, strategic self‑promotion, and a pragmatic, self‑focused outlook aligns best with Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly shouts "skibidi skibidi" in their timeline, even posting "skibidi skibidi na chuju" which shows a fixation on the meme‑driven, high‑energy chorus of Little Big’s hit. Their bio "cats⭑music⭑drugs!" and frequent mentions of "banger" indicate a love for loud, viral tracks that get people moving, exactly the vibe of "Skibidi." The chaotic, profanity‑laden style of their tweets (e.g., "czuje się jak gówno…" and "japierdole…") mirrors the song’s absurd, tongue‑in‑cheek lyrics and relentless beat. They also post a lot of meme pictures and references to internet culture, which the song’s viral dance challenge epitomizes. Overall, the combination of meme obsession, love for loud "bangers," and a self‑deprecating, hyper‑active persona makes "Skibidi" by Little Big the most fitting anthem.

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