Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares difficult feelings, like loneliness and self‑hate, in tweets such as “being a teenager is hard, and being an adult is harder im gonna fucking kill myself i want to die…”.
- Self‑aware: Reflects on their own behavior and impact, e.g. calling themself a “bad person” who ghosted a friend and recognizing it was their fault in “but im a bad person who ghosted their only best friend because they felt jealous…”.
- Empathetic mindset: Shows concern for others’ happiness and experiences, like wishing everyone joy in “I wish for everyone in the world to be happy, joyful, free, and have their every desire fulfilled.”.
- Creative expression: Uses art, aesthetics, and layout as self‑expression, talking about themes like frutiger aero and monochrome in “i justhink frutiger aero looks good both on dark and light mode it's really my aesthetic…” and making strawpage layouts.
- Considerate posting: Thinks about others’ comfort and consent around triggering content, as in “posting a thread is safer for people's sake… i dont want people to think im romanticizing it after all”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive behavior: Openly seeks deeper self‑harm (e.g. ‘hit fascia’) and compares methods, as in “can i reach fascia without hitting a vein or artery” and “i wanna hit fascia so bad”.
- Suicidal thinking: Frequently expresses wanting to die and seeing suicide as an option, like “why bother living” and “yea bro suidice is your only option”.
- Harsh self‑criticism: Talks about themself in cruel terms, e.g. “im just a stupid freak weeb monster with acne and fat as fuck” and “kei's existence is unloveable even in da internet”.
- Social withdrawal: Avoids interaction despite wanting friends, as seen in “ok damn this is embarrassing i lowk need a friend How do i” and “it took me hours even a day to decide to interact or not”.
- Negative coping: Relies on harmful coping like self‑harm and inhalant use, shown in “bro i need real hard drugs im so tired of sniffing fuckass glue” and “maybe i cut deeper and deeper my mom would care”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite being an intellectual and sensitive person, @syakeisan shares Lisa's profound sense of social alienation and the feeling of being an unappreciated outcast within their own family and school. Much like Lisa often feels misunderstood by her parents, the user laments that their “mom offered me a cream to help my self harm scars fade faster ANYTHING but taking me to a professional” rather than addressing the core emotional issues. They both grapple with a deep, existential loneliness, with the user even asking, “who am i without the loneliness”, echoing Lisa’s frequent bouts of melancholy. Furthermore, they share a cynical view of their peers' lack of empathy, as seen when the user asks, “when will my seatmate, no, classmates too, learn empathy”. Ultimately, both the user and The Simpsons character are highly self-aware individuals who feel trapped in a world that doesn't value their complexity or recognize their pain.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as strongly introverted: they describe being isolated and chronically online with no friends (“chronically online with no friends is funny 😭 for who you're online 24/7 pathetic kei”), anxiety about interaction (“it took me hours even a day to decide to interact or not bcs im afraid i will came out as a freak”), and struggling with classmates and group work (“nice, gw ga dapet kelompok lagi”). They lean intuitive: they often jump from concrete events to big-picture meaning and identity, like tying loneliness into who they are (“being lonely is like my whole character who am i without the loneliness”) and wondering about fate and the world hating them (“world, do you hate me so much?”). Their priorities are clearly feeling-based—they focus on emotional hurt, relationships, and moral worth (“why was she the bestest thing that happened in my life but not the other way around you're so special to me, but am i special to you?”), and they’re very self-blaming and sensitive rather than detached (“i have literally no one and it's all my fault”). They appear more perceiving than judging: they show little evidence of structure or planning and instead drift through moods, procrastinate, and act impulsively (skipping school in “i dont like today's subject I'M SKIPPING” and wavering over layouts and themes like in “crazy my strawpage theme doesnt fit my layout should i change.....zzzz”). Overall, the intense inner emotional world, identity-focused rumination, idealism (wishing everyone to be happy in “I wish for everyone in the world to be happy, joyful, free, and have their every desire fulfilled.”), and social withdrawal are most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your strawpage theme doesn’t fit your layout, but honestly? ‘Chronically online with no friends’ and ‘I wish everyone in the world to be happy’ is the cutest glitchcore combo ever. Can I be the silly little mismatch that finally fits your layout?
- You’re out here playing Omori, YTTD, and Yomawari, naming Midori ‘gay people’ and wishing Mr. Kotowari would cut you… meanwhile I’m just trying to unlock the secret route where I get to walk you home from school and listen to you rant about every game in excruciating detail.
- You keep saying you’re boring, a bad person, a ‘stupid freak weeb monster’—yet you made a whole fish-themed universe with Yoshika the pencil case and ‘may your life filled with fish.’ Be so for real, Kei, you’re the most interesting character in this timeline and I’m lowkey applying to be a recurring side character.
- You talk about hitting fascia and counting swipes like it’s a high score, but you still went ‘hehe whos proud of me for not going deeper.’ I am. And if you ever feel like going for another ‘one more swipe,’ I volunteer to be the annoying friend who keeps you distracted with dumb memes and roblox stories instead.
- Your old bsf got Dead Poets Society and The Maze Runner discourse, but imagine this: you, me, a long rant about that TikTok that ‘got attention yay,’ and then we pause so I can look you in the eyes and say, ‘Kei, someone *does* want to talk about all your favorite media—with you, not instead of you.’
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Passionate about digital archiving, niche gaming, and the Frutiger Aero aesthetic. Once spent an entire afternoon perfect-tuning my strawpage theme. 🐟– @syakeisan
Your signature cocktail
Lonely Fishbowl Fizz
The Lonely Fishbowl Fizz bottles kei’s fishy, ocean-coded vibe and lingering saltiness. The blue curaçao and lychee soda echo their love for fish and cute, colorful aesthetics, like when they bless others with, “may your life filled with fish” and talk about frutiger aero being colorful but doesn’t hurt my eyes in “i justhink frutiger aero looks good both on dark and light mode it's really my aesthetic .it's colorful but doesnt hurt my eyes unlike cutecore or pastel themed”. Soju/light vodka adds a secretly strong kick that mirrors how they downplay their pain with jokes and self-deprecation, like “chronically online with no friends is funny 😭 for who you're online 24/7 pathetic kei”. The calamansi or lime brings a sharp sourness for their frustration and self-directed anger, as in “being a teenager is hard, and being an adult is harder im gonna fucking kill myself i want to die im so pathetic my whole life is sad im miserable and i should die why bother living you fucking useless cunt, suicide will do”. Finally, the saline dash is the literal taste of tears and seawater for their isolation and longing for connection, captured in tweets like “ok damn this is embarrassing i lowk need a friend How do i” and the aching regret over their old best friend in “why was she the bestest thing that happened in my life but not the other way around you're so special to me, but am i special to you? you can live without me”. This drink is sweet, sad, pretty, and hits harder than it looks—just like kei.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Kei’s core traits center on attachment, guilt, and a deep desire to care and be cared for, which align strongly with Hufflepuff. They repeatedly frame themselves as a “bad person” for hurting or ghosting their best friend and obsess over whether they were special to her, as seen in “but im a bad person who ghosted their only best friend because they felt jealous and thinks it's for the best but in reality they cant live without her and regrets everything they did .do they even realize it's their own fault suffer and die” and “why was she the bestest thing that happened in my life but not the other way around you're so special to me, but am i special to you? you can live without me”. That intense loyalty and lingering attachment, even after the friendship ended, is archetypally Hufflepuff. Kei also shows a strong sense of fairness and hurt at being taken advantage of, like in “when will my seatmate, no, classmates too, learn empathy you just copied my whole work and not even a thank you you just went to your friends n gave them MY answers”, which reflects Hufflepuff’s concern for reciprocity and justice. Despite their self-hatred, they wish well for others (“'I wish for everyone in the world to be happy, joyful, free, and have their every desire fulfilled.'”) and apologize for not interacting enough with mutuals while affirming affection for them in “i apologize to all of my oomfs that i am not really interactive… i really love all of you”, which shows a kind, soft-hearted nature rather than ambition, bravado, or purely cerebral focus. Taken together, their defining traits are loyalty, emotional sensitivity, and a strong moral-emotional compass about relationships, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
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Your song
idontwannabeyouanymore - Billie Eilish
Billie Eilish’s idontwannabeyouanymore fits them because it captures deep self-hatred, loneliness, and a wish to escape from oneself, which shows up constantly in their tweets. They talk about feeling fundamentally unlovable and pathetic, like when they say “ok why did i got so many views but little to no likes honestly? … Ok. kei's existence is unloveable even in da internet 🤣bully them” and “chronically online with no friends is funny 😭 for who you're online 24/7 pathetic kei”. The song’s lines about not wanting to be yourself mirror their intense self-loathing, as in “im so clumsy and quiet but since im not cute or petite im just a stupid freak weeb monster with acne and fat as fuck bullying me is valid cus just look at me dawg”. It also reflects the quiet, inward despair and suicidal ideation in tweets like “being a teenager is hard, and being an adult is harder im gonna fucking kill myself i want to die im so pathetic my whole life is sad im miserable and i should die why bother living you fucking useless cunt, suicide will do”. Despite everything, there’s a fragile wish for care and connection underneath, seen when they admit “ok damn this is embarrassing i lowk need a friend How do i”, which matches the song’s vulnerable, confessional tone.
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