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Moe Szyslak is often portrayed as a lonely, bitter bartender who battles chronic depression and suicidal thoughts, which mirrors the user's self‑destructive tweets such as "Im not gonna make it" and "For Christmas im gonna give my parents the gift of me killing myself 🥰". The user’s frequent expressions of hopelessness and self‑loathing, like "Need someone to kill me" and "You are unloved… You'll die alone", echo Moe’s recurring feelings of worthlessness and isolation. Their angry, hateful outbursts – for example "We should blow up all humble braggers blow up all passoids blow up all doomers blow up everyone i hate this 'community'" – align with Moe’s frequent cynicism and resentment toward the world around him. Additionally, the user’s reference to being "the worst thing to ever happen to me" as a trans person reflects Moe’s internal struggle with identity and self‑acceptance. Overall, the user’s depressive, self‑harm‑focused, and embittered tone fits Moe Szyslak’s character best.

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The tweets suggest a strong preference for introversion (I) as the user expresses personal feelings and thoughts, such as 'Im not gonna make it' and 'Need someone to kill me', indicating a focus on inner experiences. They also display intuition (N) through abstract thinking and meaningful connections, as seen in 'The simple reason I know shes trans is because no cïs person would be willing to care or know about how trans women think/feel.' For decision-making, they show a tendency towards feeling (F) rather than thinking, highlighted by emotional expressions like 'You are unloved You'll never find love You'll die alone.' Lastly, their approach to lifestyle seems flexible and adaptable, suggesting a perceiving (P) preference, as they state 'Work sucks bc I cant get drunk bc working with a hangover is misery,' reflecting a spontaneous response to life circumstances.

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Gamer, anime fan, cat collector—once spent 3 hours in Genshin to rescue a missing virtual cat. #Izutsumi #gaming– @sylveon_moder

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The drink is as dark and heavy as the user’s recurring thoughts of self‑destruction, echoing tweets like "Im not gonna make it" and "For Christmas im gonna give my parents the gift of me killing myself 🥰". The bitter black vodka and charcoal represent the "disgusting moid" and "rotten soul" they describe in "Hrt does nothing for me bc im a disgusting moid and have a rotten soul". A splash of sour cherry liqueur adds a sharp, painful tang reminiscent of their constant mention of "kms" and the yearning for a quick end. Finally, the fizzy energy drink gives a jittery, gaming‑fuelled buzz that mirrors their obsession with Genshin, Star Rail, and the phrase "lowk might get fired".

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets reveal a strong focus on self‑interest, dominance, and a lack of empathy, which align with Slytherin traits. For example, they say "I need all femboys eviscerated" and "We should blow up all humble braggers … I hate this ‘community’", showing a desire to eliminate perceived competition. They also display envy and a cunning view of the world, as in "Im starting to think the twitter algorithm specifically shows me people who pass a million times better than me in an effort to make me miserable". Their repeated self‑destructive statements ("Im not gonna make it", "Need someone to kill me") reflect a ruthless self‑preservation mindset typical of Slytherin’s willingness to do whatever it takes to achieve personal ends. While they lack the bravery of Gryffindor, the loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the intellectual curiosity of Ravenclaw, their overall attitude best matches Slytherin.

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The tweet "Hrt does nothing for me bc im a disgusting moid and have a rotten soul" and the repeated line "Im not gonna make it" reveal the user's deep self‑loathing and hopelessness. Their statement "You are unloved. You'll never find love. You'll die alone" underscores a profound sense of isolation that mirrors the lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?". Frequent suicidal posts like "Im killing myself" and "Need someone to kill me" echo the song’s refrain about feeling like an outcast who doesn’t belong. They also claim "no such thing as a queer or tran community" and "Being trans lowk the worst thing to ever happen to me #darkwoke", reinforcing the alienation expressed in the song. In sum, the melancholic, self‑critical tone of "Creep" by Radiohead best captures this user’s depressive, outsider identity.

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