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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, attention-seeking in a charming way, rebellious but ultimately soft-hearted. Like Bart, they love mischief and impulsivity, joking about stealing from school in “sometimes i like stealing random shit from school because its fun” and posting things like “so impulsive for no reason at all i should start shutting up when im drunk SIGH”. They’re loud about their interests and sexuality in a bratty, over-the-top way, e.g. “yin ii please marry me i would suck your dick so goooddddd” and “I HAVE A BONER. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT”, which fits Bart’s provocative class-clown energy. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable, self-destructive side under the jokes, like “im proud of myself i cried a lot and had a lot of bad emotions but i didnt relapse” and the social worker/coping tweets, mirroring how Bart’s troublemaking often hides deeper emotional confusion. Their love for friends and craving for connection in “GUYS DONT BE SCARED OF ME PLEASE TALK TO MEEEEE I LOVE YOU GUYS” also lines up with Bart’s desperate need to be seen and loved beneath all the chaos.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly type themselves as ENTP in their bio, but their emotional intensity, focus on relationships, and highly values-driven posting style fit ENFP more closely than a logic-first ENTP. On the E vs I axis, they repeatedly seek interaction and new connections, saying things like “I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE. TALK TO ME” and “GUYS DONT BE SCARED OF ME PLEASE TALK TO MEEEEE I LOVE YOU GUYS”, showing clear social orientation and energy from others. For N over S, they lean heavily into imaginative, conceptual content: complex fandom meta, OC symbolism like “yang ii is stomavh book. im not going to explain any further” and identity play such as “mmm. malwarekin. im a computer virus actually”, all pointing to intuitive, abstract thinking rather than grounded sensory detail. Their decision-making and priorities look strongly F over T: they focus on feelings, connection, and self-worth, e.g. “im proud of myself i cried a lot and had a lot of bad emotions but i didnt relapse” and “i love all of my friends because they r all worthy of love”, with emotional vulnerability and concern for others’ feelings outweighing detached logic. Finally, their lifestyle and self-description reflect P over J: they emphasize impulsivity and spontaneity (“so impulsive for no reason at all i should start shutting up when im drunk”), struggle with consistency (“im never consistent when i draw yin ii actually ...”), and frequently dive into new ideas, playlists, and fandom projects without a rigid structure, all characteristic of an open-ended Perceiving type.

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15 • writer & artist on Ao3 • recovering chaos gremlin, fueled by ramen & playlists. Once chugged Pepsi, ate cake, and immediately regretted it.– @symbolcest

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with spiked peach soda on ice for their soft, indulgent comfort vibes and little sensory joys like “peach juice in the fridge i want to drink it all with icecubes in it”. A splash of electric blue energy drink mirrors their stimulant-boosted, ADHD, hyper-verbal energy from “back on meds hashtag stimulant hashtag adhd” and their constant late-night, overcaffeinated posting. The cotton-candy syrup brings in their cupcake/toddlermaxxing sweetness and pastel, plushie-loving side from “what if evrryone just ate cupcakes and candy” and “ramen and chicken strips im hash tag toddlermaxxing”. A dash of bitter herbal liqueur represents the intrusive guilt, family stress, and recovery arc in tweets like “i know i havent been posting a lot of shtwt content… i wont be posting my relapses anymore… for my own good” and “i dont think im ever gonna get better fml”. Finally, a pop-rocks and gummy candy rim captures how loud, chaotic, and affection-hungry they are—exploding sweetness like “GUYS DONT BE SCARED OF ME PLEASE TALK TO MEEEEE I LOVE YOU GUYS” and their hyperfixation brainrot over Yin/Yang in “ship tierlist but its only yinyang ships because im a lazy slob”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Gryffindor-style impulsiveness and acting on emotion, like when they admit, “so impulsive for no reason at all i should start shutting up when im drunk SIGH”. Their protective, almost combative loyalty toward friends is very lion-coded: “if any one hurts my friends i will kill you”. They also exhibit a willingness to confront difficult topics in their own life instead of hiding, seen in, “im proud of myself i cried a lot and had a lot of bad emotions but i didnt relapse”, which reflects Gryffindor courage turned inward. Even in tense family situations, they meet things head on with blunt, almost reckless honesty, like in, “sometimes it feels like my dad genuinely thinks my mom is attempting to kill him… Maybe you just like sleeping better in the living room because The bedroom is probably moldy”. Though they have Ravenclaw creativity and Hufflepuff warmth, the dominant pattern is boldness, emotional fearlessness, and impulsive protectiveness, which together fit Gryffindor best.

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They have a loud, playful online persona but also show deep loneliness and emotional volatility, very much like the contrast in nobody. They tweet things like “GUYS DONT BE SCARED OF ME PLEASE TALK TO MEEEEE I LOVE YOU GUYS” and “I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE. TALK TO ME”, echoing the song’s desperate need for connection. At the same time, they struggle with guilt and self‑hate, e.g. “i think i am the root of all evil i think i might actually be satan” and “i dont think im ever gonna get better fml”, which fits Mitski’s themes of self-loathing and isolation. Their enthusiasm for Mitski is explicit in “mitski new song actually really really good”, so the emotional language of nobody is likely already meaningful to them. Overall, the song’s blend of yearning, drama, and vulnerability mirrors their timeline’s mix of loud affection, dark humor, and mental health struggles.

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