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Your Simpsons character
They read as a sensitive, hyper‑perceptive person who overthinks everything and feels out of place, very much like Lisa. The self‑description “um anticomputador sentimental” and tweets like “meu deus quando é que perco a mania de ser tão sentimental” mirror Lisa’s intense emotional life and self‑awareness. There’s clear intellectual and aesthetic sensitivity in posts about college and grades, such as “nota linda na redação” and “ansiosissimo pra fazer faculdade e ficar calvo antes dos 25”, alongside strong opinions about culture and politics, like “eu quero a morte do agronegócio” and “futebol é o maior atraso desse país pqp esporte de contenda”. Their feeling of not fitting in — “passar as férias em cidade pequena é uma desgraça mesmo pqp em todo canto que eu vou as pessoas me olham de cima a baixo” and “gente eu acho que nasci no corpo errado” — strongly echoes Lisa’s lifelong outsider status in Springfield. Even their pop‑culture obsessions and niche indie music love, like “acho que meu propósito de vida é ouvir música indie”, fit Lisa’s pattern of deep, sometimes lonely attachment to art and ideas that not everyone around her shares.

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They present as an introvert (I) who still craves connection: they mention anxiety about being seen and judged in small towns (“passar as férias em cidade pequena é uma desgraça mesmo pqp em todo canto que eu vou as pessoas me olham de cima a baixo”) and wanting a private account to be weird (“preciso voltar com a minha priv pela necessidade de ser esquisito”), which suggests a preference for controlled, selective social exposure. Their bio “um anticomputador sentimental” and many emotional, meaning-focused posts point to intuition (N) and feeling (F), like “meu deus quando é que perco a mania de ser tão sentimental” and “eu acho que nunca vou ser feliz de verdade”, as well as idealistic takes on art changing their life (“gente tipo assim isso mudou minha vida pra sempre serio . que coisa linda heated rivalry série do ano”). They evaluate things through subjective taste and values rather than logic, thanking artists for “changing my life” (“obrigado por mudar minha vida sky ferreira”, “obrigado por mudar minha vida blood orange”) and reacting intensely to perceived injustices like agribusiness (“eu quero a morte do agronegócio”) and certain celebrities (“eu quero o harry styles na cadeia”), which fits a value-driven F style more than detached T. Their life appears spontaneous and somewhat chaotic — deleting and remaking Instagram accounts for fun (“eu # amo deletar minha conta do instagram e criar outra todo inicio de ano”), undecided about the future (“nao sei o que quero da vida”, “eu querendo fazer todas as faculdades do mundo”) and joking about procrastinating planning (“se 10 pessoas desistirem do curso eu consigo passar”), all suggesting perceiving (P) over structured J. Taken together — introspective, highly sentimental, idealistic about art and love, and flexible/undecided about plans — they best match INFP.

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Indie soundtrack enthusiast, future college grad, occasional lovebombing victim. Once got ID’d on a bus and took it as the best compliment.– @syntheticsushi

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This drink runs on wired Brazilian indie‑kid energy: cachaça with guaraná syrup for the way a "guaraná geladinho salva uma vida" "vocês não sabem o quanto um guaraná geladinho salva uma vida" and for all the bus rides, small towns, and looming move to SP "estarei migrando para sp". Pink grapefruit juice gives it a bright, dramatic tang, like tweeting "eu acho que nunca vou ser feliz de verdade" one day and "em 2026 apenas pensamentos positivos" the next "eu acho que nunca vou ser feliz de verdade" / "em 2026 apenas pensamentos positivos". Dry vermouth adds bittersweet, artsy depth for the film synopses, museum lighting, and music obsessions from Blood Orange to FKA Twigs and Sky Ferreira "amo iluminação de museu" / "fka twigs a artista que você é!!!" / "obrigado por mudar minha vida sky ferreira". Sparkling water keeps it light and a little chaotic, like deleting and remaking Instagram and living for edits and series hype "eu # amo deletar minha conta do instagram e criar outra todo inicio de ano" / "gente tipo assim isso mudou minha vida pra sempre serio . que coisa linda heated rivalry série do ano". The dash of saline is for the low‑key melancholy and self‑dragging humor—being "um anticomputador sentimental" who jokes about death, flop posts, and lovebombing yet still dreams about meeting the love of their life in a supermarket line "eu amo cair em lovebombing" / "eu vou encontrar o amor da minha vida na fila do supermercado". Strong enough to feel, light enough to keep scrolling.

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Samu comes off as a deeply sentimental, relationship‑oriented person whose main throughline is feeling things intensely and wanting genuine connection, which aligns closely with Hufflepuff’s emotional loyalty and softness. They describe themself as “um anticomputador sentimental” in their bio, and tweets like “meu deus quando é que perco a mania de ser tão sentimental” and “eu acho que nunca vou ser feliz de verdade” show a focus on inner feelings over status or achievement. Their frustrations are mostly about social dynamics—like “odeio quando alguem que eu nao quero vivo acha alguma rede social minha e vem tirar satisfaçao comigo tipo assim so me deixa em paz que diferença isso vai fazer em sua vida”—which reads more as a desire for peace and fairness in relationships than as Slytherin defensiveness. Even when they joke about ambition (college, aesthetics, edits), it’s tinged with self‑deprecation and daydreaming rather than cold drive, as in “ansiosissimo pra fazer faculdade e ficar calvo antes dos 25” and “e quando eu postar um edit de heated rivalry em meados de fevereiro e flopar horrores depois do hype esfriar”. Their love for music and pop culture—“acho que meu propósito de vida é ouvir música indie”, “obrigado por mudar minha vida sky ferreira”—is expressed in a grateful, almost devotional way, again suggesting a Hufflepuff heart that attaches strongly to what they love. While there is some Ravenclaw‑ish wit and Slytherin‑ish edge in jokes like “eu quero o harry styles na cadeia”, the dominant vibe is tender, self‑effacing, and connection‑seeking, which fits Hufflepuff best.

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The song Supercut by Lorde fits them best because it captures their mix of hyper-sentimentality, nostalgia, and romantic daydreaming. Their bio literally says they are an “anticomputador sentimental,” and they often lament being overly emotional, like in “meu deus quando é que perco a mania de ser tão sentimental”. Supercut is about replaying idealized memories in your head, which mirrors the way they dramatize crushes and love, for instance in “eu amo cair em lovebombing” and “eu vou encontrar o amor da minha vida na fila do supermercado”. Their love for Lorde herself is explicit in “eu amo o solar power”, making a Lorde track especially fitting. The song’s bittersweet, cinematic vibe also resonates with their constant life-movie framing of everything, from university anxiety in “se 10 pessoas desistirem do curso eu consigo passar” to existential posts like “eu acho que nunca vou ser feliz de verdade”.

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