Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly reflects on feelings, like calling themself an “anticomputador sentimental” in bio and posts such as “meu deus quando é que perco a mania de ser tão sentimental”.
- Culturally-engaged: Shows deep interest in music, film, and series, thanking artists like Blood Orange and Sky Ferreira in “obrigado por mudar minha vida blood orange” and “obrigado por mudar minha vida sky ferreira”.
- Humorously-self-aware: Uses self-deprecating humor about appearance and life, like “ansiosissimo pra fazer faculdade e ficar calvo antes dos 25” and “imagina postar foto pelado e flopar”.
- Aesthetically-minded: Cares about style and visuals, shown in tweets like “odeio ver alguém servindo a estética que eu queria servir” and “quero cortar o cabelo”.
- Socially-conscious: Expresses political and social positions, e.g. “eu quero a morte do agronegócio” and criticism of public figures in “eu quero o harry styles na cadeia”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-doubting: Tweets about feeling lost and inadequate, like “nao sei o que quero da vida” and “eu acho que nunca vou ser feliz de verdade”.
- Attention-sensitive: Very affected by online engagement, as seen in “eu faço 1 tweet e perco 3 seguidores isso não existe” and worry about flopping in “e quando eu postar um edit de heated rivalry... e flopar horrores”.
- Emotionally-impulsive: Expresses strong swings and crises, e.g. “acabei de ter uma crise de extroversão não estou me reconhecendo mais” and venting in “odeio quando eu caio em ragebait do meu pai”.
- Online-overexposed: Shares a lot and then feels discomfort with who sees it, like “odeio quando alguem que eu nao quero vivo acha alguma rede social minha” and constant reinvention in “eu # amo deletar minha conta do instagram e criar outra todo inicio de ano”.
- Pessimistic: Frequently leans toward negative or fatalistic thoughts, such as “que deus permita me ter uma morte tranquila” and “eu morri e to preso no purgatório”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a sensitive, hyper‑perceptive person who overthinks everything and feels out of place, very much like Lisa. The self‑description “um anticomputador sentimental” and tweets like “meu deus quando é que perco a mania de ser tão sentimental” mirror Lisa’s intense emotional life and self‑awareness. There’s clear intellectual and aesthetic sensitivity in posts about college and grades, such as “nota linda na redação” and “ansiosissimo pra fazer faculdade e ficar calvo antes dos 25”, alongside strong opinions about culture and politics, like “eu quero a morte do agronegócio” and “futebol é o maior atraso desse país pqp esporte de contenda”. Their feeling of not fitting in — “passar as férias em cidade pequena é uma desgraça mesmo pqp em todo canto que eu vou as pessoas me olham de cima a baixo” and “gente eu acho que nasci no corpo errado” — strongly echoes Lisa’s lifelong outsider status in Springfield. Even their pop‑culture obsessions and niche indie music love, like “acho que meu propósito de vida é ouvir música indie”, fit Lisa’s pattern of deep, sometimes lonely attachment to art and ideas that not everyone around her shares.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They present as an introvert (I) who still craves connection: they mention anxiety about being seen and judged in small towns (“passar as férias em cidade pequena é uma desgraça mesmo pqp em todo canto que eu vou as pessoas me olham de cima a baixo”) and wanting a private account to be weird (“preciso voltar com a minha priv pela necessidade de ser esquisito”), which suggests a preference for controlled, selective social exposure. Their bio “um anticomputador sentimental” and many emotional, meaning-focused posts point to intuition (N) and feeling (F), like “meu deus quando é que perco a mania de ser tão sentimental” and “eu acho que nunca vou ser feliz de verdade”, as well as idealistic takes on art changing their life (“gente tipo assim isso mudou minha vida pra sempre serio . que coisa linda heated rivalry série do ano”). They evaluate things through subjective taste and values rather than logic, thanking artists for “changing my life” (“obrigado por mudar minha vida sky ferreira”, “obrigado por mudar minha vida blood orange”) and reacting intensely to perceived injustices like agribusiness (“eu quero a morte do agronegócio”) and certain celebrities (“eu quero o harry styles na cadeia”), which fits a value-driven F style more than detached T. Their life appears spontaneous and somewhat chaotic — deleting and remaking Instagram accounts for fun (“eu # amo deletar minha conta do instagram e criar outra todo inicio de ano”), undecided about the future (“nao sei o que quero da vida”, “eu querendo fazer todas as faculdades do mundo”) and joking about procrastinating planning (“se 10 pessoas desistirem do curso eu consigo passar”), all suggesting perceiving (P) over structured J. Taken together — introspective, highly sentimental, idealistic about art and love, and flexible/undecided about plans — they best match INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re ‘an anticomputador sentimental’, but I listen to indie, drink guaraná and overthink my feelings too—statistically, we’re at least compatible enough to share one pair of working earphones.
- If you really find the love of your life in a supermarket line, let me know which aisle you’re in—I’ll show up pretending I just came for a guaraná and accidentally stayed for a Heated Rivalry-level slow-burn romance.
- You thank Blood Orange and Sky Ferreira for changing your life, but I’m just trying to be the playlist you put on repeat when the bus driver asks if you’re over 18 and you need someone to validate that babyface.
- You said your purpose in life might be listening to indie and that you’ll probably go bald before 25—wanna optimize that timeline by spending your remaining hair years watching Hamnet and Lolla sets with me?
- You keep saying ‘obrigado por mudar minha vida’ to albums and edits; statistically speaking, it’s only fair that you give me a chance to become your next oddly specific life‑changing hyperfixation.
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Indie soundtrack enthusiast, future college grad, occasional lovebombing victim. Once got ID’d on a bus and took it as the best compliment.– @syntheticsushi
Your signature cocktail
Sentimental Anti-Computer Spritz
This drink runs on wired Brazilian indie‑kid energy: cachaça with guaraná syrup for the way a "guaraná geladinho salva uma vida" "vocês não sabem o quanto um guaraná geladinho salva uma vida" and for all the bus rides, small towns, and looming move to SP "estarei migrando para sp". Pink grapefruit juice gives it a bright, dramatic tang, like tweeting "eu acho que nunca vou ser feliz de verdade" one day and "em 2026 apenas pensamentos positivos" the next "eu acho que nunca vou ser feliz de verdade" / "em 2026 apenas pensamentos positivos". Dry vermouth adds bittersweet, artsy depth for the film synopses, museum lighting, and music obsessions from Blood Orange to FKA Twigs and Sky Ferreira "amo iluminação de museu" / "fka twigs a artista que você é!!!" / "obrigado por mudar minha vida sky ferreira". Sparkling water keeps it light and a little chaotic, like deleting and remaking Instagram and living for edits and series hype "eu # amo deletar minha conta do instagram e criar outra todo inicio de ano" / "gente tipo assim isso mudou minha vida pra sempre serio . que coisa linda heated rivalry série do ano". The dash of saline is for the low‑key melancholy and self‑dragging humor—being "um anticomputador sentimental" who jokes about death, flop posts, and lovebombing yet still dreams about meeting the love of their life in a supermarket line "eu amo cair em lovebombing" / "eu vou encontrar o amor da minha vida na fila do supermercado". Strong enough to feel, light enough to keep scrolling.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Samu comes off as a deeply sentimental, relationship‑oriented person whose main throughline is feeling things intensely and wanting genuine connection, which aligns closely with Hufflepuff’s emotional loyalty and softness. They describe themself as “um anticomputador sentimental” in their bio, and tweets like “meu deus quando é que perco a mania de ser tão sentimental” and “eu acho que nunca vou ser feliz de verdade” show a focus on inner feelings over status or achievement. Their frustrations are mostly about social dynamics—like “odeio quando alguem que eu nao quero vivo acha alguma rede social minha e vem tirar satisfaçao comigo tipo assim so me deixa em paz que diferença isso vai fazer em sua vida”—which reads more as a desire for peace and fairness in relationships than as Slytherin defensiveness. Even when they joke about ambition (college, aesthetics, edits), it’s tinged with self‑deprecation and daydreaming rather than cold drive, as in “ansiosissimo pra fazer faculdade e ficar calvo antes dos 25” and “e quando eu postar um edit de heated rivalry em meados de fevereiro e flopar horrores depois do hype esfriar”. Their love for music and pop culture—“acho que meu propósito de vida é ouvir música indie”, “obrigado por mudar minha vida sky ferreira”—is expressed in a grateful, almost devotional way, again suggesting a Hufflepuff heart that attaches strongly to what they love. While there is some Ravenclaw‑ish wit and Slytherin‑ish edge in jokes like “eu quero o harry styles na cadeia”, the dominant vibe is tender, self‑effacing, and connection‑seeking, which fits Hufflepuff best.
Your movie
Your song
Supercut - Lorde
The song Supercut by Lorde fits them best because it captures their mix of hyper-sentimentality, nostalgia, and romantic daydreaming. Their bio literally says they are an “anticomputador sentimental,” and they often lament being overly emotional, like in “meu deus quando é que perco a mania de ser tão sentimental”. Supercut is about replaying idealized memories in your head, which mirrors the way they dramatize crushes and love, for instance in “eu amo cair em lovebombing” and “eu vou encontrar o amor da minha vida na fila do supermercado”. Their love for Lorde herself is explicit in “eu amo o solar power”, making a Lorde track especially fitting. The song’s bittersweet, cinematic vibe also resonates with their constant life-movie framing of everything, from university anxiety in “se 10 pessoas desistirem do curso eu consigo passar” to existential posts like “eu acho que nunca vou ser feliz de verdade”.
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