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Your Simpsons character
The user’s self‑deprecating mid‑life crisis, as expressed in the tweet “Jestem 40 letnim dziadem w kryzysie wieku średniego po dwóch rozwodach…”, mirrors Homer Simpson’s frequent complaints about being a failure and his mid‑life woes. Their angry political rants, such as “Polska jest państwem z gówna,” echo Homer’s short‑tempered outbursts like “D'oh! Why does everything have to be so messed up?” The user’s repeated declarations to quit Twitter (“Od jutra usuwam się z internetów. Nara!”) resemble Homer’s occasional wishes to quit his job and escape his responsibilities. Their references to being a “proud patient of Szpitala Tworkowskiego” and “Miesiąc trzeźwości” reflect Homer’s well‑known alcoholism and frequent doctor visits. Finally, the user’s constant meme‑making and self‑promotion (“Ostatnio mi wpadło 700 subskrajberów… udostępniam link do dysku…”) align with Homer’s indulgent, self‑indulgent lifestyle.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently addresses the audience directly and seeks interaction, e.g., “Skoro już się żegnam z Twitterem, to zapraszam Państwa na pożegnalne Q&A.” This shows extraversion. Their tweets are filled with abstract metaphors and philosophical references such as “Polska jest państwem z kartonu” and “Nicolás Gómez Dávila…”, indicating an intuitive (N) style. They often frame arguments around personal moral convictions, for example “Nie jestem fanem d*mokracji… nienawidzę zbrodni, jaką jest aborcja” and “Błogosławionej niedzieli życzę Państwu!”, which points to a feeling (F) orientation. They repeatedly set and announce concrete plans like “Miesiąc trzeźwości tydzień drugi” and “Od jutra usuwam się z internetów”, reflecting a judging (J) preference for structure. Taken together these traits best match the ENFJ type.

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Polish meme curator & satirist, ex-patient of Tworki. Failed army drill (knee) -> now drafts memes on politics, faith & absurd life. #ZawszeZbazowanych– @SzuriaBezKomp

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail blends Żubrówka, beetroot juice, cold brew espresso, and a dash of hot sauce to capture the stormy, bitter, and patriotic nature of SzuriaBezKomp. The Polish bison‑grass vodka mirrors the user's pride in being a 'Dumny pacjent Szpitala Tworkowskiego' and their frequent references to Poland, like the tweet 'Polska jest państwem z gówna.' The beetroot adds a deep red hue symbolising the blood‑soaked war analogies such as 'Mężczyźni kiedyś szli na wojny dla takich dziewczyn,' while the espresso’s dark bitterness reflects their black‑pill outlook and mid‑life crisis, echoed in 'Jestem 40 letnim dziadem w kryzysie wieku średniego.' Finally, the hot sauce’s fiery kick embodies the user’s incendiary political rants, for example 'Cholerni aktywiści niszczą nam gry!!! 😠🤬,' making the drink a perfect liquid embodiment of their passionate, contrarian vibe.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows classic Slytherin traits such as ambition, desire for power, and a ruthless self‑interest. In a tweet they write, "Gdybym był prezydentem W*rszawy, to jedną z moich pierwszych decyzji byłoby zburzenie tego badziewia" indicating a clear wish to rule. They boast about cunning victories, saying "Zablokował mnie, więc mogę powiedzieć, że odniosłem potrójne zwycięstwo." Their self‑promotion as "Blackpill bez kompromisu" and their contempt for others, e.g., "Mężczyźni to przegrywy," reveal a self‑centered, ambitious outlook. These patterns align most closely with Slytherin’s values of ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness.

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The user repeatedly expresses deep despair and a desire to end their online presence, as seen in tweets like "Zgodnie z zapowiedzią dzisiaj znikam. Żegnam Państwa i dziękuję za dotychczas wspólnie zmarnowany czas. Z Bogiem!" and "Od jutra usuwam się z internetów. Nara!". They also label themselves a "Dumny pacjent Szpitala Tworkowskiego" and speak of "autyzm" and a midlife crisis, indicating ongoing mental health struggles. The lyrics of "Hurt"—"I hurt myself today to see if I still feel"—mirror their self‑destructive tone and feelings of numbness, echoed in the tweet "Boli mnie kolanko. Przykro mi 😢" and the lament that "Polska jest państwem z gówna.". The song’s theme of regret, isolation, and confronting one’s own brokenness fits the user’s pattern of posting farewell Q&A, apologizing for past aggression, and repeatedly declaring they are "znikam". Overall, the bleak yet reflective mood of "Hurt" best captures the combination of anger, hopelessness, and a yearning for release that runs through SzuriaBezKomp’s timeline.

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