Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Protective friend: Defends others and calls out unfair accusations, e.g. defending the EXO seller’s pricing and openness in “pois a única coisa que eu vi na comu foi ela fazendo questão de colocar por um preço BOM…”.
- Socially aware: Shows concern for misogyny, racism, and politics, e.g. calling a tweet a clear example of misogyny in “vcs vendo isso como algo 'homossexual'…” and criticizing racism in “eles ficando MAIS racistas pra decisão ser mais fácil”.
- Passionate fan: Deeply engaged with artists (Baekhyun, Taeyeon, EXO, Beatles), e.g. joyful about CBX updates in “que delícia acordar com update dos cbx” and proud of spending on photocards in “acabei de gastar 150 reais em photocard e eu ME ORGULHO DISSO”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings (joy, anger, horror, delight), e.g. being horrified by a case in “eu tô horrorizada com tudo que envolve esse caso” and moved by music in “uma limpeza de alma essa musica”.
- Humorous commentator: Uses playful, vivid humor about self and pop culture, e.g. complaining about hair like Zacarias in “meu cabelo tava um arraso… tô igual o zacarias” and joking about Beatles film casting in “#THATSNOTMYBEATLES”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity that escalate conflicts, e.g. “arrombada é sua mae” and calling others “cavala veia” in “ai que patético umas cavala veia com birra de idol assim”.
- Conflict focused: Engages heavily in fandom fights and call‑outs, e.g. attacking a user for blocking and ‘engajando hate no cbx’ in “essa baozicollector deu block em todo mundo pra não levar rajadao…” and pointing out people in replies in “percebam quem é que tá nas replys desse tweet…”.
- Self‑destructive jokes: Makes repeated casual references to self‑harm or wanting harm, e.g. “acho que eu vou me matar” and “queria levar um tiro”.
- Hostile tone: Even when defending points, the tone can be aggressive or contemptuous, e.g. “e o seu fav que é uma bichona e o seu que é viado” and mocking others’ responsibilities in “genuinamente nao entendo esse tesao em abrir comu…”.
- Rumination on hate: Spends energy lamenting negative fandom dynamics, which may reinforce stress, e.g. regretting the Taeyeon–Baekhyun relationship due to constant hate in “queria voltar no tempo e impedir a taeyeon e o baekhyun de namorarem…” and feeling forced to ‘pisar em ovos’ because of attackers in “eu fico adoecida que estamos tendo que pisar em ovos ao consumir os conteúdos dele…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: sharp, politically aware, and emotionally intense, mixing serious social commentary with fandom passions. They show strong moral and political opinions, like criticizing racism and the far right in tweets such as “eles ficando MAIS racistas pra decisão ser mais fácil” and “namorada ativista pro bolsonaro so pode”, which fits Lisa’s activist streak. At the same time, they’re deeply into niche interests and media analysis, e.g. obsessing over Beatles films and casting in “ai vc me segue no ig e tem que vê eu escrevendo uma tese sobre o filme dos beatles cheio de actually☝️☝️” and defending Yoko Ono in “a yoko sempre foi uma artista incrível é uma pena que grande parte da comunidade não valoriza”. Their intense, almost scholarly dedication to favorite artists like Baekhyun and Taeyeon, seen in tweets like “o próprio bh já falou que não fica pensando muito nas vendas... a qualidade do trabalho dele é sempre tão consistente”, mirrors Lisa’s intellectualized stanning of jazz and books. Even their dramatic self-awareness and occasional despair, for example “acho que eu vou me matar” and “apareceu algo na tml e eu estaria em êxtase se fosse com o grupo todo mas agora so estou lamentando essa vida de sombras e tristeza”, fits Lisa’s combination of idealism and existential angst. Despite the profanity and chaotic humor, the core is a very Lisa-like mix of ethics, overthinking, and passionate fandom.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly engage others, comment on fandom drama, and interact in replies, openly talking about meetups like “hoje o coisa ruim vai voltar (eu e a suzana vamos nos ver” and joking about being seen on Instagram writing a thesis about a Beatles movie in “ai vc me segue no ig e tem que vê eu escrevendo uma tese sobre o filme dos beatles”. Their interests and style are strongly Intuitive (N): they love interpreting media, aesthetics, and subtext (e.g. joking about McLennon in “gente eu tenho que falar que mclennon é real” and meta-commentary on fan behavior in “desafio hard pra vcs ein parem de esvaziar pautas”) rather than sticking to purely concrete facts. They clearly prefer Feeling (F) over cold logic: defenses of idols and fans emphasize fairness, empathy and hurt (e.g. “eu fico adoecida que estamos tendo que pisar em ovos ao consumir os conteúdos dele pq tem gente que a dedicação de vida é atacar e inventar mentiras” and “a yoko sempre foi uma artista incrível é uma pena que grande parte da comunidade não valoriza e não tenta entender o trabalho dela”). Their tone is emotionally intense and values-driven, even when they’re being blunt or vulgar, as in “arrombada é sua mae” used to defend someone. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than strictly organized: they impulsively spend money on photocards and laugh about it in “acabei de gastar 150 reais em photocard e eu ME ORGULHO DISSO”, oscillate moods quickly (from “acho que eu vou me matar” to gleeful stanning), and react spontaneously to whatever appears on their timeline rather than following a structured plan. Altogether, the energetic social engagement, abstract/media-focused commentary, emotional intensity, and spontaneity best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said God put you on Earth to hate Eric Clapton, but I’m starting to think He actually put you here so we could complain about Beatles biopics and worship Baekhyun together. Coffee and a joint Axl-Yoko-Tae-BBH rant sometime?
- You spent 150 reais on photocards and were proud of leaving that as an inheritance… wanna diversify your assets and add one (1) devoted admirer who’ll stream Baekhyun, Taeyeon and CBX with you till the will is executed?
- You asking tarot if KTY4 will have a world tour is cute, but I don’t need cards to see our future: Taeyeon in the background, Baekhyun on your bubble, and me next to you trying to guess which John Lennon ass you decided was canon.
- You said the main yearner starts singing and you lose it—plot twist: I’m the main yearner and my specialty is screaming your praises louder than you defend CBX on the timeline. Want a live performance in your DMs?
- If George was ‘the most based’ Beatle and Paul is ‘very hot’ in those 577 photos you mentioned, where do I apply to be your bias wrecker—somewhere between Baekhyun’s shampoo mystery and your ‘Copacbxana’ dream concert?
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Your new Twitter bio
Taeyeon & Baekhyun enthusiast, EXO/CBX defender and Beatles apologist. Once spent R$150 on photocards and called it a long‑term cultural investment.– @t0rtadelimao69
Your signature cocktail
CBX CopacBXana Chaos-tini
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with chili pepper for their sharp tongue and ride-or-die defense of their faves, like when they snap back with “arrombada é sua mae” and complain about “umas cavala veia com birra de idol” in this tweet. Pink grapefruit juice brings a bittersweet note, reflecting how they oscillate between delight and despair, from wanting to protect Taeyeon and Baekhyun in “queria voltar no tempo e impedir a taeyeon e o baekhyun de namorarem” to lamenting their “vida de sombras e tristeza” in this post. Elderflower liqueur adds a soft, almost romantic sweetness for their unexpectedly tender side, like calling music a “limpeza de alma” in this tweet and gushing “ai to adoecida” over their idols in this one. Cold brew coffee concentrate represents how deeply online and hyper-fixated they are—staying mentally caffeinated enough to write a “tese sobre o filme dos beatles” as seen in this tweet and obsess over EXO and CBX updates like in “que delícia acordar com update dos cbx”. Finally, sparkling water with a dash of edible glitter tops it off to capture their chaotic, campy stan energy—wanting CBX in “copacbxana” in this tweet, bragging about photocard spending as a proud legacy in this one, and generally living as a loud, glittery presence on the timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They consistently show boldness and a willingness to confront people directly, even with harsh language, for example snapping back at someone with “arrombada é sua mae” and mocking antis with “imagina falar exo e ot11 in the big year of 2026”. There is a strong pattern of publicly defending artists and friends even when it invites drama, such as calling out unfair criticism in fandom trades with “vc tá chorando no anônimo pq quer pq poderia muito bem ter chegado pra conversar com ela” and defending Baekhyun’s work and treatment with “eu fico adoecida que estamos tendo que pisar em ovos ao consumir os conteúdos dele pq tem gente que a dedicação de vida é atacar e inventar mentiras”. They also display moral outrage about broader issues, like racism and politics, in tweets such as “eles ficando MAIS racistas pra decisão ser mais fácil” and calling out misogyny directly in “na verdade esse tweet é uma das melhores representações de misoginia que poderíamos ter”. The tone is emotionally intense and impulsive—swinging from hyperbolic self-deprecation (“acho que eu vou me matar”) to fiery defense of idols and causes—fitting Gryffindor’s dramatic, heart-on-sleeve style more than Slytherin’s calculated self-preservation. While they are clearly loyal and thoughtful at times, the dominant traits are courage in confrontation, strong convictions, and an almost crusader-like impulse to stand up publicly for what they think is right, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
Their timeline mixes sharp humor, unapologetic stanning, and zero fear of conflict, which fits the rebellious, "I don't give a damn" energy of Bad Reputation. They openly drag people and idols when they think it's deserved, e.g. defending a seller in the community and calling out anonymous whining: “vc tá chorando no anônimo pq quer pq poderia muito bem ter chegado pra conversar com ela”. They also lean into dark/fatalistic humor about themselves, like “acho que eu vou me matar” and “queria levar um tiro”, echoing the song’s defiant attitude toward judgment. Their fierce loyalty to Baekhyun and CBX, even amid fandom drama — “cada dia que passa mais fechadona com meu mano bbh” and “deus perdoe o crime terrível de fazer eventos para encontrar as fãs” — mirrors Joan Jett’s refusal to tone herself down for anyone. All of this paints someone who embraces being outspoken and controversial rather than trying to seem "nice" or palatable, just like the protagonist of Bad Reputation.
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