
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Tachi lines up most closely with Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, dramatic about school, but clearly attached to a few teachers and hobbies. They constantly complain about classes and not wanting to go, like “I DONT WANNA HO TO SCHHOOL” and “KMS I DO T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL”, which mirrors Bart’s constant resistance to school. At the same time, they’re loyal and affectionate toward a favorite teacher, as seen in “I dont want to go to school but at least i have two classes with my fav teacher” and “Get yourself a teacher who'll listen to your ramble about henshin impact 🥹✌️”, similar to Bart’s soft spot for certain adults like Mrs. Krabappel or Flanders at times. Their impulsive, over-the-top threats and dramatic venting, such as “I need a gun to SHOOT my brother in the face because hes so FUCKING LOUD” and “IM GONNA FAIL ELA AGAIN SOMEONE KILL ME”, fit Bart’s tendency to express frustration in extreme, jokey ways. Finally, their love of games and fandom rambling, like “Uhm like random thoughts from parts of the new genshin quest because i finished it Spoilers ofc”, echoes Bart’s obsessive enthusiasm for the things he loves, even if the rest of his life feels like a mess.

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They come across as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets are about school stress, games, and their inner state rather than social events, and they joke about not wanting to go to school or interact, e.g. “I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL. I HATE MY MATH CLASS I HATE MY BIOLOGY CLASS… THE ONLY CLASS I LOKW IS 3D ANIMATION…” and “I DONT WANNA HO TO SCHHOOL”. They lean intuition over sensing: they’re absorbed in fictional worlds and abstract scenarios, like Genshin lore and power systems (“'Dottore was beaten with the power of friendship' ??? They had the power of the trilunar authority??? There was an angel, knight, descender, crimson moon descendant, a fae…”) and dramatic hypotheticals about their bed springs stabbing them in their sleep (“im scared that they're going to stab me in my sleep and thats making me not want to sleep”). Their tone is strongly feeling-oriented: tweets are emotional, hyperbolic, and value-driven rather than logical, such as “I love heating pads so much. I think everyone in the world deserves a heating pad” and frequent exaggerated death/self-harm jokes like “IM GONNA FAIL ELA AGAIN SOMEONE KILL ME”. They seem more perceiving than judging: school is framed as chaotic and overwhelming, not something they structure carefully (“Ibgave school tonjorw kimliikg mystlf”), and they ask for random interaction and gimmicks (“Guys aemd me gimmicks please 🥺”) rather than presenting a planned, orderly persona. Overall their inner-world focus, imaginative fandom engagement, intense emotions, and laid-back/chaotic approach to life fit INFP best.

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15 | student surviving math class, living for 3D animation & Genshin lore rants | once got a teacher to talk about AO3 at school. Semi-active.– @T4ch1i

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This drink starts with lychee soda and popping boba for their sweet, bubble-brained chaos and fandom joy, like when they gush about teachers who listen to their rambling about Genshin: “Get yourself a teacher who'll listen to your ramble about henshin impact 🥹✌️”. A shot of espresso captures their exhausted school grind and overwhelming schedule, echoing cries like “I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL” and “KMS I DO T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a sharp, slightly bitter edge for their dramatic, self-deprecating streak and doomposting, such as “IM GONNA FAIL ELA AGAIN SOMEONE KILL ME”. A dash of chili tincture represents their sudden violent exaggerations and loud emotions toward their brother, like “I need a gun to SHOOT my brother in the face because hes so FUCKING LOUD” and “I want to shoot my brother”. Finally, the cotton candy cloud garnish stands for their soft, silly, shtwt-typed persona and love of comfort (heating pads, Sims, favorite teacher), matching the cutesy self-intro: “/ᐠ ˕ マ ... Tachi ♡ 15 It/he semi active #shtwt”.

Your Hogwarts House
Tachi’s posts show a strong attachment to people and comfort rather than ambition or showmanship, which leans away from Slytherin and Gryffindor. They repeatedly express deep appreciation for specific teachers, like wanting a teacher who listens to their special interests — “Get yourself a teacher who'll listen to your ramble about henshin impact 🥹✌️” — and even joking that they’d drop out if their favorite teacher left — “If my fav teacher leaves my school before I graduate I'm dropping out” — which reflects intense loyalty to individuals rather than to abstract ideals or personal advancement. They also focus on small, cozy forms of care and fairness, like wishing everyone basic comfort — “I love heating pads so much. I think everyone in the world deserves a heating pad” — and venting about day-to-day struggles (school, pain, periods) rather than trying to appear superior or hyper-competent, which doesn’t fit Ravenclaw or Slytherin priorities. Even their frustration with school is more about emotional overwhelm than rebellion or ego, as shown by posts like “I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL. I HATE MY MATH CLASS I HATE MY BIOLOGY CLASS… THE ONLY CLASS I LOKW IS 3D ANIMATION… AND THATS BECAUSE THE TEACHERS COOL” and “KMS I DO T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL”. Overall, Tachi reads as a loyalty- and comfort-driven person whose emotional bonds and desire for safe, understanding spaces embody Hufflepuff far more than the other houses.

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A fitting song for Tachi is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, since it captures the chaotic mix of school stress, dark humor, and teen frustration that runs through their tweets. Their repeated dread about school, like “I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL. I HATE MY MATH CLASS I HATE MY BIOLOGY CLASS… THE ONLY CLASS I LOKW IS 3D ANIMATION…” and “KMS I DO T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL”, mirrors the song’s rebellion against a hostile school environment. The song’s edgy, exaggerated way of dealing with stress aligns with their dramatic posts such as “IM GONNA FAIL ELA AGAIN SOMEONE KILL ME” and “My neck hurts please kill me”. Their blend of intense emotions and joking violence, like “I need a gun to SHOOT my brother in the face because hes so FUCKING LOUD”, also fits the song’s over-the-top, cathartic angst. At the same time, their love for niche interests and teachers, seen in “Get yourself a teacher who'll listen to your ramble about henshin impact 🥹✌️”, complements the way Teenagers spotlights how teens form their own little worlds to survive everything around them.

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