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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny-jokey, attention-seeking, but ultimately soft-hearted and loyal. They constantly lean into being a little menace online, asking things like “am i your favorite mutual” and “who wants to see a video of me ripping my shirt off”, which mirrors Bart’s showman streak and need for validation. Their humor is crude and sexual in a very teen-boy way—joking about libido and ships like “they were NOT lying about testosterone raising your libido bro. holy fuck.” and “i like bottom vash just as much… HOWEVER.......... sub top vash reigns supreme idgaf.”—which aligns far more with Bart’s vibe than Lisa’s introspective seriousness. At the same time, there’s clear emotional vulnerability, like sharing grief in “i just lost my great grandpa. might not post much for a bit but i'm really upset.” and insecurity in “am i in my flop era........ where is everyone”, echoing Bart’s hidden sensitivity under his clowning. They also love being the comic relief even when hurt, saying “i love being seen as the comic relief all the time 🤣🤣 even when i'm in pain 🤣🤣 and i'm never taken seriously 🤣🤣”, which is quintessential Bart: the jokester kid whose real feelings get overlooked because he’s always “on.”

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction and attention, e.g. explicitly saying they want engagement in “send me more gimmicks on my strawpage. i want attention” and “can yall reply to this PLEASE”, and joke about being the comic relief in “i love being seen as the comic relief all the time 🤣🤣”. They’re clearly iNtuitive rather than concrete-focused: they spin off into ships, character dynamics, and conceptual fantasies like “sub top vash reigns supreme idgaf. or even dom top. i feel like he could do it if he put his mind to it” and “bisexual denji would be so funny if he was 95% attracted to women and 5% men”. Their style leans Feeling: they’re open about emotions and relationships, e.g. “my dog is so cute. sometimes i look at her and want to cry because i love her so much”, their grief in “i just lost my great grandpa. might not post much for a bit but i'm really upset”, and their sensitivity about being taken seriously in “i love being seen as the comic relief… and i'm never taken seriously”. Finally, they are strongly Perceiving: they improvise, chase interests on impulse, and present as messy/spontaneous rather than structured, for instance joking about being in a “flop era” in “am i in my flop era........ where is everyone” and talking about hyperfixations like “been watching mp100 lately and i have absolutely nothing normal to say about these two”. All together, the outgoing attention-seeking, emotion-forward posting, fandom hyperfixations, and chaotic spontaneity align best with ENFP.

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Drew • 19 • he/him • adult-only account. Trans guy on T, artist, and chronic yaoi reader. Once read BL at Five Guys & decided that was peak adulthood.– @t_rotica

Your signature cocktail
The smoky mezcal shot stands in for his intense, horny, proship/profic chaos energy and all the thirsty character brainrot, like “i think about wolfwood and his freaky sex doll sometimes. why did nightow do this” and “can someone please draw vash as a typical leather daddy? thanks”. Spiced honey syrup captures the sweet, affectionate side that loves friends and attention, as seen in “everyone should be my friend NOW” and “send me more gimmicks on my strawpage. i want attention”. A black coffee ice cube represents his darker humor and exhaustion, slowly melting into everything like “every time i want to admit myself into a mental hospital, i think about the one tweet that's like 'but i have a job so idrc about that rn'” and “why does god send snow to his biggest snow haters (me)”. The sparkling yuzu soda captures his hyper, goofy ENFP vibe and fandom excitement from tweets like “IM GONNA THROW UP IM SO EXCITED” and “PUT ME IN 8 RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!! WOLFWOOD IM ON MY WAY!!!!!!!! WAIT FOR MEEEEE”. Finally, a cherry liqueur drizzle on top nods to his trans journey and newfound confidence—sweet but punchy—echoing “your boy is finally talking abt hrt today” and the joy in “hearing the difference in my voice between 3 weeks on t is already insane im so happyeyye”. This cocktail is strong, a little unhinged, unexpectedly tender, and absolutely made for adults only—just like his bio reminder in “hi little reminder that my account is for adults only. plz do not follow me if ur under 18”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a distinctly bold, performative, and confrontational personality that aligns with Gryffindor. They openly stake out a controversial, stigmatized position and stand their ground even when it gets them mass-blocked, joking that waking up to blocks is “so funny” and dismissing the backlash with “jk its bc im profic but idgaf”, which reflects courage in sticking to their beliefs under social pressure. They consistently embrace chaotic, attention‑grabbing behavior like “who wants to see a video of me ripping my shirt off” and dramatizing sexual/romantic bravado in tweets such as “PUT ME IN 8 RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!! WOLFWOOD IM ON MY WAY!!!!!!!! WAIT FOR MEEEEE”. Even their self‑presentation leans into a fearless, slightly reckless humor: “hey everybody it's big uke here” and the way they gleefully refer to their libido on testosterone in “they were NOT lying about testosterone raising your libido bro. holy fuck.” shows a lack of inhibition typical of Gryffindor impulsiveness rather than Slytherin calculation. While they’re affectionate and social (which could hint at Hufflepuff), the dominant traits are loudness, willingness to court controversy, and an almost heroic/masochistic relish for chaos, all of which fit Gryffindor best.

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A well‑known song that fits Drew best is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance. Drew is 19, loud, and a little chaotic, joking about being "too silly" even as an "adult man" in “sometimes when i catch myself being too silly i gotta just shake my head. you're an adult man wtf are you teehee ing for”, which matches the song’s mix of angst, humor, and self-awareness. The song’s rebellious, unapologetic tone fits with them openly identifying as profic and proship, brushing off backlash in “waking up to a bunch of ppl blocking u is so funny. why are we mad i was asleep 🥹 jk its bc im profic but idgaf” and “screenshotting my pinned tweet as a 'gotcha' moment is so funny like yup that's public information on my profile. congrats for observing i guess”. The song’s theme of feeling scrutinized and misunderstood by others also echoes their frustration at antis and transphobes in “trying to look thru a ship tag and seeing antis posting on it abt how they hate it” and “why am i getting transphobes on my timeline bro i deal with enough of that bullshit irl”. At the same time, Drew’s emo-tinged humor and self-image—like “how does pinterest see me? ... why am i emo”—line up perfectly with MCR’s dramatic, cathartic teen energy. Overall, Teenagers captures their blend of queer, emo, rebellious, and darkly comedic personality.

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