Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate gamer: Shows deep investment in games like Genshin, HSR, and Splatoon, e.g. detailed theorycrafting about Roland and Sandrone in “Speculative super conduct team and units in it + artifacts I think the team will use”.
- Community engaged: Actively interacts with game communities and discourse, using tags like #Hoyotwt and discussing ship debates in “No let's start ship discourse over which xianzhou ship is the best.”.
- Humoristic commentary: Uses playful, dramatic wording and memes, e.g. “DA WEI WHEN I CATCH YOU DAWEI” and “WE WILL BE PULLING ROLAND AND SKIPPING FLOPKA”.
- Analytical thinker: Breaks down mechanics and balance changes, such as damage charts and target dummies in “I really wish HSR got a target dummy.” and relic/domain synergies in “The way Mika will probably be good for Roland and his best set and Roland's likely best set are in the same domain”.
- Ethically aware: Calls out behavior they see as harmful or low-quality, e.g. criticizing misuse of AI images in “STOP USING AI SLOP FOR AGENDA POSTING AND DRAGGING PEOPLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK BAD.”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses extreme or violent phrasing, e.g. “I need these cats to be showered in white phosphorus.”, which can come across as unnecessarily aggressive.
- Negativity bias: Frequently focuses on frustration or disappointment with media and patches, like “WORST PATCH EVER?!?!?” and “GOD IS DEAD AND DA WEI KILLED HER.”.
- Volatile reactions: Shifts quickly to intense emotional responses about game news and leaks, seen in “OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING HOLY SHIT” and repeated all-caps demands for buffs like “CAN HAKUSHIN DROP THE CHANGES ALREADY”.
- Sleep neglect: Openly mentions poor sleep habits and coping with more coffee in “Ok clearly I'm not allowed to sleep again, let's just worsen my coffee habits instead.” and “I can't fall back asleep FML man.”.
- Conflict-prone tone: Adopts combative phrasing toward companies and groups, such as “Castration and her memoslop team will be ended!” and “We are sending the entire memo slop team to the town on gorkhon in a shipping container”, which can escalate online conflict.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Tabby reads as a passionate, hyper-online media and game analyst, which fits Lisa Simpson’s combination of intensity, intellect, and moral streak. Like Lisa ranting about politics or bad culture, Tabby will openly call things out, e.g. criticizing tech and discourse with “STOP USING AI SLOP FOR AGENDA POSTING AND DRAGGING PEOPLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK BAD.” and flaming design choices in games such as “Splatoon 4 really can't come fast enough at this point... Like yeah Splatoon 3 is still getting updates but honestly I think Nintendo just needs to get their head in the game…”. They also show a very analytical brain for game mechanics and balance, like speculating on team comps and artifact sets in “Speculative super conduct team and units in it + artifacts I think the team will use…” and worrying about detailed kit changes in “CAN HAKUSHIN DROP THE CHANGES ALREADY”, which is exactly the sort of overthinking Lisa brings to school projects and causes. There’s a strong emotional, idealistic side behind the snark: they celebrate their favorites with near-religious fervor in “Godswan is Godswan and that's final.” and “Oh Godneffa no one does it like you!”, mirroring how Lisa clings to the things she loves (jazz, causes, idols). Even their mix of exhaustion and self-aware humor about school life and sleep, like “Ok clearly I'm not allowed to sleep again, let's just worsen my coffee habits instead.”, feels very Lisa: a smart, over-invested young person burning themselves out over the media and worlds they care about.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They skew introverted: most posts center on solo gaming, theorycrafting and late-night thoughts rather than social outings, like wondering “How viable is that anyway do we have numbers for lunar crystalize itto?” or complaining about sleep and coffee habits in “Ok clearly I'm not allowed to sleep again, let's just worsen my coffee habits instead.”. Their focus is strongly intuitive; they constantly speculate about future changes, hidden mechanics and unreleased content (e.g. “Roland probably a physical charge attack DPS based on the fact he literally has a relic set based on his existence.” and “She may actually be ice DoT perhaps... It could be more true..”), rather than describing concrete real-life details. They lean Thinking over Feeling, using blunt, analytical and often harsh judgments about design or balance such as “GOD IS DEAD AND DA WEI KILLED HER.” and “He's genuinely having a mid off with cyno.”, and critiquing AI use with “STOP USING AI SLOP FOR AGENDA POSTING AND DRAGGING PEOPLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK BAD.”. Their spontaneity and constant reacting to new leaks, patches and reruns (e.g. “Mavuika rerun could be happening... Account fully unbricked soon…” and “I'm pulling for columbinas weapon idc anymore let's just get girly her Sig so she can slay harder”) indicate a Perceiving style more than long-term structured planning. Overall, the combination of solitary, highly analytical theorycrafting, speculative pattern-spotting, blunt evaluations, and flexible, reactive decision-making fits INTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Splatoon 3’s 11.0 patch is a flop, maybe we should queue into a duo and wait for Splatoon 4 together—statistically speaking, the matchmaking gods can’t brick both your account and my chances, right?
- You keep praying for Black Swan buffs and better Swan traces, but have you considered pulling for a limited 5★: me, with a guaranteed E0 that still outscales C2 Cyno in emotional damage mitigation?
- You said Roland being an NPC made you sad, so let me offer some premium lore: in this timeline, you’re the limited banner and I’m the desperate player—already at 89 pity and fully committed to hard pity for you.
- British people can’t make poutine and vendors sell crochet slop, but as a gay Canadian Hoyotwt enjoyer with opinions on poutine and Pathologic 2, you’re basically my perfect niche interest Venti—wind-gliding straight into my type.
- You’re out here calculating superconduct teams, coping over Sandrone leaks, and rebuilding Ineffa for top 2% Akasha rankings—how about we theorycraft a comp where it’s just you and me, full synergy, no memo slop, 200% uptime on mutual buffs?
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Tabby • 20 • he/him • 🇨🇦🏳️🌈 • Genshin / HSR / Splatoon enjoyer. Once rebuilt a unit at 3 a.m. and called it ‘account unbricked’ like it was a tech report.– @Tabby_Psd
Your signature cocktail
Godswan on Ice (Nodkrai Edition)
This drink starts with espresso-infused vodka and cold brew for the chronically awake, over-caffeinated energy of lines like “Ok clearly I'm not allowed to sleep again, let's just worsen my coffee habits instead.” and “I can't fall back asleep FML man.” The blue curaçao nods to their love of flashy, gacha-style aesthetics and icy units, from “Godswan is Godswan and that's final.” to excited pulls like “PULLING.” A drizzle of maple syrup represents the sweet, distinctly Canadian core behind rants about games and weather, as seen in “THERE'S SO MUCH SNOW JESUS CHRIST MAN 😭 I COULDN'T SEE LIKE 10 FT INFRONT OF ME” and their 🇨🇦 in bio. Finally, a dash of smoked sea salt adds bitterness and edge, evoking their sharp takes like “STOP USING AI SLOP FOR AGENDA POSTING AND DRAGGING PEOPLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK BAD.” and nuclear posts such as “I need these cats to be showered in white phosphorus.” Served on ice, it mirrors the cool, slightly chaotic mood of someone tweeting “GOD IS DEAD AND DA WEI KILLED HER.”](https://x.com/Tabby_Psd/status/2013446225937256901) while still queueing up for the next banner.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Tabby shows a very analytical, theory-oriented mindset that fits Ravenclaw most closely. They repeatedly break down game mechanics, speculate on future balance, and talk in detail about kits and synergies, like when they outline a "speculative super conduct team" and artifacts in depth in “Speculative super conduct team and units in it + artifacts I think the team will use”, or when they discuss damage charts and target dummies in HSR in “I really wish HSR got a target dummy... charts which monitor damage contributions”. They also demonstrate systems-level thinking about power creep and design, e.g. in “you could shove most 1.X units entire set of eidolons into base kit and no one would bat an eye in the modern day” and their kit-writing comment in “Let's try writing an HSR kit I'm sure it will not go bad!”, which shows enjoyment of theorycraft and design puzzles. There is a clear enjoyment of lore and narrative speculation too, such as wondering about curing the sand pest in Pathologic 2 in “So how many days do we think it would take him to cure the sand pest compared to the haruspex, the bachelor and the Changeling?” and connecting Genshin’s metaphysics in “THEY and THEIR path have some sort of connection to teyvat I just can't prove it.”. While they sometimes express strong opinions or frustrations, those are usually anchored in critique and evaluation rather than pure impulse, e.g. criticizing AI usage in “STOP USING AI SLOP FOR AGENDA POSTING AND DRAGGING PEOPLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK BAD.”. Overall, the consistent pattern of deep game analysis, speculative theorycrafting, and meta-level critique aligns best with Ravenclaw’s emphasis on intellect, curiosity, and critical thinking.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for Tabby is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance because it blends sardonic frustration with chaotic humor, much like their timeline. They’re constantly calling things out as “slop” and flops, e.g. complaining about vendor junk and AI discourse in posts like “STOP USING AI SLOP FOR AGENDA POSTING AND DRAGGING PEOPLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK BAD.” and “Just saw vendor slop! Fake crochet flowers bought off aliexpress! I love vendor slop ❤️”, which mirrors the song’s mockery of shallow trends and systems. Their gaming salt and dramatic overreactions, such as “GOD IS DEAD AND DA WEI KILLED HER.” and “CAN I PLEASE REFUND C2 CYNO SOMEHOW HOYO.”, fit the song’s loud, rebellious energy. At the same time, they’re self-aware and jokingly melodramatic about exhaustion and life, as in “Ok clearly I'm not allowed to sleep again, let's just worsen my coffee habits instead.”, which matches the track’s over-the-top angst. Their mix of queer gamer identity, constant media criticism, and gleeful negativity captures the same vibe of cathartic, slightly theatrical rebellion that Teenagers embodies.
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