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Bort's personality most closely aligns with Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons. Both are cunning, ambitious, and driven by a desire for power and recognition. Just like Bob, Bort often uses manipulation and dark humor to get what he wants. "I’m guessing you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today. Well,,, it is. To kill you [picture]" is a good example of Bort's ambition and desire for power. Both also have a tendency to be self-absorbed and narcissistic, often putting their own needs and desires above others. "Why does having sex lowkey turn me on.. [picture]" is a good example of Bort's self-absorption. These similarities make Sideshow Bob the perfect Simpsons character for Bort.

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Taco Bell enthusiast, Subaru owner, and lover of all things weird.– @tacobort

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Bort's personality aligns most closely with Slytherin, known for ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness. His tweets often display a desire to be powerful and influential, as seen in his frequent mentions of wanting to kill or dominate others. He also exhibits cunning and resourcefulness in his use of humor and manipulation, often using sarcasm and dark humor to get a rise out of people. "Get you a man who owns 16 feet of schedule 40 1 1/2” aluminum pipe for some reason [picture]" is a good example of his cunning and resourcefulness. His ambition is also evident in his desire to be recognized and admired, as seen in his frequent use of self-promotion and attention-seeking behavior. "Good morning cum nation [picture]" is a good example of his ambition. These traits make him a perfect fit for Slytherin, where ambition and cunning are valued above all else.

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The song Mr. Brightside by The Killers, with its themes of jealousy, betrayal, and longing for love, resonates with Bort's personality and tweets. Just like the song's narrator, Bort seems to be struggling with feelings of insecurity and inadequacy, often expressing his frustration and anger through dark humor and violent fantasies. "Oh you’re just looking for something short term? Cool I’ll just kill myself after [picture]" is a good example of Bort's insecurity. He also seems to be yearning for connection and intimacy, but struggles to find it. "Why does having sex lowkey turn me on.. [picture]" is a good example of Bort's yearning for connection. These similarities make Mr. Brightside a perfect fit for Bort's emotional state and worldview.

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