Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, consistent enthusiasm for Aglaea and related media, e.g. merch hauls and build posts like “Another Aglaea order arrived!” and “Been a while since I posted it so here's my Aglaea!”.
- Supportive friend: Openly appreciates and validates friends, as in “You're among my favorite oomfs, your account has and always will be a safe space for me” and grateful replies to kind messages like “This is so sweet anon 🤧 I'm glad you like them!”.
- Protective advocate: Defends lesbians and women fiercely, calling out lesbophobia and harmful behavior in tweets like “if you allow these people to get comfortable in their lesbophobia...” and “This community was genuinely so disgusting towards Mavuika”.
- Humorous creative: Uses jokes, memes, and playful phrasing in art and commentary, such as “Black Swan between Acheron & Constance, call that a Swanwich” and self-aware posts like “I'M SO BAD AT DRAWING, I'M NO DOING THAT AGAIN”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortable sharing feelings about life changes and fandom, for instance “After a lot of reflection, I’ve decided to step away from Twitter and social media...” and heartfelt gratitude in “This means the world to me, thank you”.
Weaknesses:
- Confrontational tone: Criticism of others can escalate into open hostility, as seen in “you shitglanaxative shippers are so bored, genuinely” and “these people are just vile and evil”.
- Ship-intolerance: States hard lines about ships and shippers, e.g. “aglaea x men DNI” in bio and threats like “All my oomfs who don't have Aglaea after her third rerun will be unoomfed”, which can alienate others.
- Online reactivity: Strong emotional reactions to discourse, such as “get that disgusting image off my timeline already” and “who's surprised, not me”, suggest quick public responses to upsetting content.
- Harsh generalizations: Sometimes speaks about groups in sweeping terms, e.g. “they live to see other people sad and mad, that's the entire purpose of their existence”, which can oversimplify complex situations.
- Fandom overinvestment: Life scheduling and mood seem heavily tied to game events, like “Legit called in sick for 3.6 and took off days for 3.7” and intense gacha spending posts such as “E6S5 Fugue 🦊🔥”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user is intense about their interests, principled, and outspoken—very Lisa-coded. They’re deeply invested in niche fandom and meta discussion, much like Lisa’s obsessive focus on jazz or causes, seen in things like “Hello everyone, I commissioned someone to make an Aglaea mod for Left 4 Dead 2! It's public, so enjoy!” and “Do we E6 Sunday for Aglaea?”. They have a strong moral stance and call out behavior they see as unjust, for example: “they're not real' as if that makes any of this better. If you allow these people to get comfortable in their lesbophobia... then it won't take long for them to apply the same logic to real women” and “Your first mistake was expecting anything from them, these people are just vile and evil, they live to see other people sad and mad”. Like Lisa, they are also emotionally expressive and openly affectionate toward friends and partner, as in “I love my wife 💖” and “You're among my favorite oomfs, your account has and always will be a safe space for me”. Finally, their mix of dramatic self-awareness and earnestness—“Diana's greed sickens me, truly the definition of the All Devouring Narwhal”—matches Lisa’s tendency to both roast herself and care deeply about everything at the same time.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with oomfs, commission and share community content, and openly share life updates, including strong emotional posts like “After a lot of reflection, I’ve decided to step away from Twitter and social media.” and enthusiastic fandom reactions such as “BLACK SWAN BUFF OH MY GOD MY DIVA IS BACK”. Their language is highly metaphorical and future-oriented, suggesting Intuition: they write in abstractions and symbolism like “Sometimes, the most radiant gold is not the fluid in the vessel, but the souls willing to sacrifice themselves for the world.” and “Weaving the threads of the galaxy”. They prioritize values and emotional judgments over detached logic, strongly defending lesbians and calling people “vile and evil” in tweets like “they're not real' as if that makes any of this better… it won't take long for them to apply the same logic to real women” and “Your account has and always will be a safe space for me… you are always on the right side of history”, which points to Feeling. Their tone is structured and decisive, showing Judging: they talk about clear decisions and plans such as “I’ll be leaving the platform by the end of the month”, scheduling and preparing (“took off days for 3.7” in this tweet), and enforcing boundaries like “aglaea x men DNI”. Taken together, the combination of outward emotional engagement, abstract symbolic language, strong value-driven stances, and planned/decisive behavior best fits ENFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- If 'All lies shall be revealed with perfect clarity,' then let me start with the truth: I downloaded Duolingo too, but only to learn how to say “Diana is gorgeous and her Aglaea brainrot is insanely cute” in three different languages.
- You said after it’s over you’ll open a tailor shop—good, because I’m clearly in need of a custom suit. I want it stitched with the same thread you use to weave the galaxy and lined with all the screenshots where you call Aglaea ‘Goddesslaea.’
- You’re out here E6S5-ing Saber, maxing Fugue, and planning E6 Sunday for Aglaea, but I’m just trying to pull a single copy of you. Limited banner, 0.6% rate-up, and I’m ready to hard pity.
- You joked about being pregnant with Aglaea’s baby and posting your first NSFW yume art… Meanwhile I’m just standing here like one of your ‘souls willing to sacrifice themselves for the world,’ except my noble cause is taking you out for coffee and listening to you rant about ship charts.
- You called IX ‘the Aeon of Lesbianism’ and said you only ship Aglaea with women—respectfully, if we queue into that Left 4 Dead 2 Aglaea mod together, can I be your co-op partner and your canon yuri route?
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Your new Twitter bio
Diana | 29 | Tailor of fate & Amphoreus enjoyer | Aglaea scholar, meta whale, and occasional mod commissioner | Once learned a language for a banner– @tailored_fate
Your signature cocktail
Warm & Radiant Gold Thread
This cocktail weaves together sweetness, drama, and devotion the way Diana weaves fandom threads and tailoring metaphors. A base of smooth gold rum represents her "warm and radiant" core and all the Aglaea worship, echoing "Warm and radiant gold." and "Sometimes, the most radiant gold is not the fluid in the vessel, but the souls willing to sacrifice themselves for the world." Rose and lychee liqueur stand for her yuri brainrot and romantic streak toward Aglaea and other women, as seen in "How it feels to only ship Aglaea with women 🥰" and "I love my wife 💖". Sparkling yuzu soda captures her excitable gacha-player energy in posts like "E6S5 Fugue 🦊🔥" and the way she keeps celebrating new pulls and reruns. A dash of smoked bitters reflects the sharp, protective side that calls out lesbophobia and fandom nastiness, as in "they're not real' as if that makes any of this better." Finally, the edible gold dust rim nods to her devotion and slightly dramatic self-mythologizing, when she jokes about her own greed as "truly the definition of the All Devouring Narwhal" and declares, "All lies shall be revealed with perfect clarity."
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Diana shows a very Gryffindor blend of moral courage and willingness to fight openly for what she believes in. She calls out lesbophobia head‑on, warning that tolerating it in fiction leads to real harm, arguing that “If you allow these people to get comfortable in their lesbophobia and don't speak up when they do it against fictional characters then it won't take long for them to apply the same logic to real women, it's that simple”, which is classic Gryffindor ‘stand your ground’ energy. She’s confrontational toward people she sees as cruel or bigoted, saying things like “these people are just vile and evil, they live to see other people sad and mad, that's the entire purpose of their existence” and providing a “Free block list in the replies ✌️”, positioning herself as a defender of her community. There’s also a bold, slightly dramatic flair—“All lies shall be revealed with perfect clarity.”—and a willingness to make big, decisive moves, like “Legit called in sick for 3.6 and took off days for 3.7, Amphoreus was way too serious for me”. While she is loyal and kind to friends—calling an oomf’s account “a safe space” and thanking them for being on “the right side of history” in this tweet—the dominant traits are outspoken bravery, moral conviction, and a readiness for open conflict, all of which align most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
A well‑suited song for Diana is “Teenage Dream” because her timeline radiates intense, romantic, almost starry‑eyed devotion, especially toward Aglaea. She openly calls Aglaea a blessing and a goddess, as seen in posts like “It's already been one year since Aglaea blessed us with her beauty” and “Thank you Goddesslaea”, which echoes the song’s dreamy idealization of a lover. Her yume-style self-insert romance and playful thirst in tweets such as “LET ME UNDER THAT TABLE NOW” and “I'm a little distracted” mirror the song’s mix of infatuation and flirtation. The commitment she shows—gacha-whaling, commissioning art, and even jokes like “I'm 8 months pregnant with Aglaea’s baby”—matches the song’s theme of wanting a love that feels all‑consuming and transformative. And beneath the jokes and fandom drama, there’s a sincere emotional core in tweets like “You're among my favorite oomfs, your account has and always will be a safe space for me”, reflecting the song’s yearning for a relationship that feels safe, exhilarating, and all‑important.
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