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Derek Danforth's character bears striking similarities to the wealthy, unscrupulous businessman Montgomery Burns from The Simpsons. Like Mr. Burns, Derek exhibits a callous disregard for others, mocking and looking down on those he deems beneath him, such as when he refers to 'poor people' in a condescending manner. Both characters are obsessed with wealth, power, and maintaining their lavish lifestyles at any cost. Mr. Burns' infamous quote 'I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship - against them!' resonates with Derek's willingness to engage in illegal activities like fraud and even hiring assassins to protect his business interests ('El es quien más peligro nos trae'). Additionally, Derek's arrogance and sense of entitlement, exemplified by his expectation for others to perform menial tasks for him ('Get me coffee while you're at it'), mirrors Mr. Burns' disdain for the working class.

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Ruthless business magnate and CEO. Global influence spanning multiple industries. Unapologetic for success and lavish lifestyle. 'It's not about what you have, it's about how you acquire it.'– @tainteddrug

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Derek embodies many of the traits associated with Slytherin House, such as cunning, ambition, and a disregard for rules. His tweets reveal a singular pursuit of power and success, no matter the cost, as seen in 'With the right money and connections, you can. Simple as that.' He also demonstrates a pureblood-like attitude, looking down on those without wealth or status, calling them 'poor people.' Moreover, his willingness to resort to unethical means like fraud, intimidation ('You're getting end up in fucking jail!'), and even assassination ('El es quien más peligro nos trae') aligns him with Slytherin's reputation for cultivating the darker aspects of ambition. Like many Slytherins, Derek values influence, legacy, and maintaining a powerful family line ('a consecuencia a mi me afecta mis negocios').

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The 2008 song 'Don't Trust Me' by the electropop duo 3OH!3 would be a fitting anthem for Derek Danforth. The lyrics 'Don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe' capture Derek's misogynistic and objectifying attitude towards women, viewing them as mere objects for his pleasure ('Morning sluts. Go get some bitches to either suck or eat you out'). The overall message of the song warns against trusting the narrator, mirroring Derek's untrustworthy nature as a self-proclaimed 'Scammer & Fraud Businessman.' Additionally, the song's references to excessive partying, drug use, and promiscuity align with Derek's promotion of a hedonistic lifestyle. With lyrics like 'Shady's the one that's creepin' while you're sleepin',' the song also reflects Derek's sinister, manipulative tendencies, using people for his own gain ('con su dinero porque Derek en esto sí era honesto; después de todo hay que mantener a todos felices y que lo vean con la luz buena que el tanto aparenta').

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