Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Makes light, self-deprecating jokes about life and family, like mixing up a question to his grandmother in “Fui perguntar pra minha avó com quantos anos ela casou e perguntei com quantos anos ela nasceu”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth and care for friends, such as the heartfelt birthday message for Anti in “Hoje é aniversário do nosso grande amigo Anti… desejo tudo de bom para ele” and the detailed new year shoutouts in “Feliz ano novo a todos os amigos e mutuals!”.
- Observant: Notices and comments on small cultural details, like Japanese crossing habits in “Uma coisa que eu não entendo de japonês é que eles nunca atravessam a faixa no vermelho, mas atravessam no meio da rua…”.
- Candid: Expresses opinions directly without much filter, for example on Brazilian politics in “torça pelo impeachment… e aproveite para sair desse país enquanto é tempo”.
- Community‑oriented: Invested in his online circle and shared interests, evident in references to mutuals and niche fandoms in his bio and tweets like “Feliz natal, amigos do site!”.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: Shows a pessimistic view of his country and its future, as in “aproveite para sair desse país enquanto é tempo”.
- Ideologically rigid: Frames political and economic views in absolute terms, like mocking labor complaints in “‘Ain mas o patrão está ganhando em cima do meu trabalho’ Claro, se não fosse ganhar ele não ia te contratar”.
- Provocative: Uses combative language that can alienate others, such as describing Trump as “alpha” and opponents as “betinha” in “o Trump é o alpha da eleição… restando apenas o churrascamento”.
- Politically harsh: Comments on institutions and authorities in a strongly accusatory way, like criticizing measures against VPNs in “o alexandre de moraes simplesmente mandou tirar todas as vpns das lojas”.
- Resigned: Expresses a sense of giving up on systemic improvement, preferring escape over engagement in “torça pelo impeachment… e aproveite para sair desse país enquanto é tempo”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The profile mixes irreverent humor, light trolling, and a kind of teenage-at-heart energy that strongly matches Bart Simpson. The user often makes playful, slightly chaotic jokes like “Meu PC com windows está lento Eu na mesma hora:” and “Não saio do quarto desde o ano passado 😂”, which mirrors Bart’s love of gags and one-liners. There’s also that goofy, self-deprecating style in posts such as “Fui perguntar pra minha avó com quantos anos ela casou e perguntei com quantos anos ela nasceu”, very much like Bart accidentally saying something dumb but owning it as a joke. At the same time, the user shows loyalty and warmth toward friends, for example in “Hoje é aniversário do nosso grande amigo Anti… desejo tudo de bom para ele e que ele possa continuar muito abençoado em seu caminho espiritual junto a Deus.” and the long New Year shout-out to mutuals, which fits Bart’s softer side when it comes to people he cares about. The mix of mischief, memes, and surprising emotional depth makes Bart the closest fit among the core Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are observational, about games/anime and personal jokes rather than active socializing, e.g. the self-deprecating humor in “Não saio do quarto desde o ano passado 😂” and the online-focused identity in the bio (osu!, waifuista, anime references). Their style shows iNtuitive (N) preferences: instead of only describing events, they generalize to patterns and ideas, like political/systemic takes in “Quem está votando para deixar sangrar faz isso na esperança que o brasileiro vai aprender a não cometer os mesmos erros de novo. Minha opinião: torça pelo impeachment [...] e aproveite para sair desse país enquanto é tempo” and economic/employment logic in “'Ain mas o patrão está ganhando em cima do meu trabalho' Claro, se não fosse ganhar ele não ia te contratar, e aí, hihi levou vantagem?”. They clearly favor Thinking (T): arguments are framed in rational or strategic terms rather than empathy, as with their straightforward defense of employer profit and their view of Trump as the “alpha” in “O Trump está sozinho guiando essa eleição, a plataforma inteira da oposição é ser anti Trump ou copiar ele. Ou seja, o Trump é o alpha da eleição [...] o Trump vai ganhar”. The tone is blunt and analytical even on sensitive topics, while feelings appear more in light, comedic personal moments like “Fui perguntar pra minha avó com quantos anos ela casou e perguntei com quantos anos ela nasceu”. Finally, they lean Judging (J): they express firm, structured opinions and clear prescriptions (“torça pelo impeachment”, “aproveite para sair desse país”) in this tweet and critique institutional decisions like VPN restrictions in “Reparem que no inicial da segunda página o alexandre de moraes simplesmente mandou tirar todas as vpns das lojas. Empresas que usam VPN para proteger a rede interna que se virem”, all of which fit the pattern of an INTJ-style, strategic, system-focused worldview.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really in 学園都市, then call me an Level 5 esper, because every time you say “爆ぜろリアル！弾けろシナプス！バニッシュメント・ディス・ワールド！” my brain short-circuits and the only reality I want to vanish into is one where we watch Slice of Life and Toaru together.
- You said classical music would be good *if* it were like that YouTube link… how about we compromise: I’ll be the refined BGM, you be the shitpost remix, and together we make a duet so good even your osu! accuracy can’t keep up.
- You tweeted about Japanese people never crossing on red but happily jaywalking 15m away—so let’s do it their way: I won’t cross the line into cringe DMs, but I’m absolutely willing to meet you halfway between friendship and something more.
- When you mixed up your grandma’s birth age with her marriage age, I realized we’d be dangerous together: you bring the brain lag, I bring the bad jokes, and suddenly forgetting the year we started dating becomes our cutest running gag.
- You call yourself a waifuista, but judging from your New Year and Anti’s birthday tweets, you’re also a loyal friend; so here’s my proposal: I’ll treat you like my favorite waifu, but with the same respect you give your mutuals—limited edition devotion, zero gacha RNG.
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20+ 🇧🇷 in 学園都市. Slice-of-life enjoyer, osu! grinder & Toaru nerd. Once asked my grandma what age she was born at, still recovering.– @TakanashiDavi
Your signature cocktail
Banishment of This World Highball
Japanese whisky stands in for their 学園都市 / anime side and the signature spell in their bio, echoing the dramatic vibe of “爆ぜろリアル！弾けろシナプス！バニッシュメント・ディス・ワールド！”. Matcha syrup reflects their observation of Japanese habits like “Uma coisa que eu não entendo de japonês é que eles nunca atravessam a faixa no vermelho…”, giving the drink a disciplined, slightly nerdy edge. Brazilian passion fruit juice represents their roots and the chaotic, self-deprecating humor of moments like “Fui perguntar pra minha avó com quantos anos ela casou e perguntei com quantos anos ela nasceu”. Tonic water keeps it lively and social, matching their friendly shout-outs such as “Feliz ano novo a todos os amigos e mutuals!”. A dash of chili bitters evokes their hot political takes like “torça pelo impeachment para controlar a situação momentaneamente e aproveite para sair desse país enquanto é tempo”, giving the cocktail a sharp, unexpected kick that lingers.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The strongest throughline in @TakanashiDavi’s tweets is a mix of pragmatism, self‑preservation, and a comfort with hierarchy and power, which leans Slytherin. In discussing Brazilian politics, they argue strategically for an outcome that stabilizes the situation long enough for people to leave the country, explicitly prioritizing an exit plan over idealism: “torça pelo impeachment para controlar a situação momentaneamente e aproveite para sair desse país enquanto é tempo”. Their economic view is unapologetically pro‑hierarchy and transactional, as in “'Ain mas o patrão está ganhando em cima do meu trabalho' Claro, se não fosse ganhar ele não ia te contratar, e aí, hihi levou vantagem?”, which frames relationships in terms of advantage and gain. They also frame Trump in dominance/alpha terms — “o Trump é o alpha da eleição… restando apenas o churrascamento, o Trump vai ganhar” — showing admiration for power and winning rather than for ideals or fairness. While there are hints of loyalty and affection toward friends in tweets like “Feliz ano novo a todos os amigos e mutuals! … um feliz ano novo especial para os que estiveram mais próximos ao longo desse anos”, the overarching pattern is calculation, strategic thinking, and respect for strength, which are classic Slytherin traits.
Your movie
Your song
Silhouette - KANA-BOON
A well‑known anime rock song like Silhouette fits them because it mixes energetic optimism with a slightly chaotic, jokey tone that matches their timeline. Their bio references otaku and slice-of-life culture — “osu! // 20歳+ // Waifuista // Slice of Life e Toaru” — which pairs naturally with an anison classic that carries emotional but upbeat energy. They constantly turn everyday situations into dramatic or absurd setpieces, like when they joke about Japanese people and crosswalks in “Uma coisa que eu não entendo de japonês é que eles nunca atravessam a faixa no vermelho, mas atravessam no meio da rua a 15m de uma faixa no vermelho” and when they accidentally ask their grandmother “with how many years she was born” in “Fui perguntar pra minha avó com quantos anos ela casou e perguntei com quantos anos ela nasceu”. At the same time, they show sincere attachment to friends and a sense of growth, as in “Hoje é aniversário do nosso grande amigo Anti... desejo tudo de bom para ele e que ele possa continuar muito abençoado em seu caminho espiritual junto a Deus.”, echoing the song’s themes of moving forward while valuing bonds. Their political and social commentary, like “torça pelo impeachment para controlar a situação momentaneamente e aproveite para sair desse país enquanto é tempo”, adds that slightly rebellious, world-weary edge that Silhouette also carries beneath its energetic chorus. Overall, the mix of anime culture, humor, friendship, and a desire to break through a frustrating reality lines up well with the mood and message of Silhouette.
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