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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Jess is deeply passionate, emotionally expressive, and possesses a strong moral compass regarding her community's behavior, often calling out those who “don't give a flying fuck about how he feels”. She balances a busy professional life with intense hobbies, noting how her coworker sees her “same face when I'm focused”, mirroring Lisa’s studious nature. Her dedication to her idols reflects Lisa's superfan tendencies, and she isn't afraid to stand her ground, telling others to “Stop telling me what to do” when they critique her personal choices. Ultimately, her blend of intelligence, fandom, and occasional rants about “real life” makes her the perfect match for the youngest Simpson daughter.

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Jess demonstrates Extroversion (E) through her self-described “overshare a lot” nature and frequent emotional outbursts at work, such as when she “ALMOST SQUEAKED OUT LOUD AT WORK”. Her Intuition (N) is evident in how she finds patterns in fandom behavior and uses metaphors, like when a phrase “instantly sings 'They paved paradise'” in her head. She is a clear Feeling (F) type, prioritizing her intense emotional connection to her 'favs' and expressing deep empathy, often tweeting things like “He's adorable 😭” or worrying about a member's well-being. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her spontaneous decision-making and self-admitted lack of discipline, noting she needs to “stop making decisions in the air conditioner” and struggling to “get a grip” during the workday.

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Brazilian Jacky & GOT7 enthusiast. Professionally focused by day, dreaming of the Magic Man 2 World Tour by night. Ask me about the time I almost squeaked at work!– @takeitslowforme

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This drink captures Jess’s chaotic energy as a dedicated 'Jacky' who isn't afraid to shout, “Jackson, I want 10 kids. Yes, 10 kids.” The Brazilian Cachaça honors her roots and her excitement for local shows, like when she bragged about fans who “esgotou o Vip 1 enquanto morre esperando sentado o fav fazer show no Brasil.” The spicy ginger and cold brew reflect her high-strung work life where she’s “ALMOST SQUEAKED OUT LOUD AT WORK” from excitement, while the star glitter represents her prediction that Jackson will “start the neck star sticker trend.” Finally, the single cherry is a nod to her favorite artist, whom she finds “More delicious than a slice of pizza.”

Your Hogwarts House
Jess demonstrates the classic Gryffindor trait of bold, unfiltered expression, as seen in her bio ("I overshare a lot") and her unapologetic, passionate defense of her idols, such as when she critiques fans who “don't give a flying fuck about how he feels”. Her impulsive and fiery energy is evident when she reacts to concert news by “SHAKING I CAN'T BELIEVE IT AKSJSJAISBAIAJSHAI” or when she daringly tells others to “Stop telling me what to do 🤨” regarding her own choices. This mix of fierce loyalty, emotional intensity, and a lack of a filter aligns her perfectly with the house of the brave and the brash.

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Jess's digital footprint reflects a high-energy yet anxious lifestyle, frequently oscillating between professional responsibilities and a deep-seated desire to escape into her fandom. She often documents her struggles with health and work-life balance, tweeting, “Why do I keep getting sick, wtf is wrong with meeeee 😭” and admitting that she “Thought too much about real life, time to go to sleep” to avoid stress. The song's themes of nostalgia and the pressure of adulthood resonate with her frantic excitement for concert tickets and her self-proclaimed habit of “oversharing a lot” about her personal 'meh' days. Ultimately, her tweets like “Ok I need to get a grip because I still have a long day of work ahead 😭” capture that exact Stressed Out sentiment of wishing to turn back time while navigating the demands of the present.

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