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Lisa is the most progressive and politically aware member of the Simpson family, mirroring @Tambanning’s self‑identification as a 'British, Socialist, Engineering Student' and his frequent anti‑imperialist rants such as 'Imperialist defeated' and 'The proletariat is international.' He also constantly denounces capitalism and US military actions, as seen in tweets like 'US airstrikes on Caracas on Thursday' and 'The only reason they want you to live longer is so they can exploit you more.' While Lisa is usually polite, @Tambanning’s more chaotic side—ordering McDonald’s while drunk and passing out ('> be drunk > order McDonald’s > pass out before it arrives')—adds a modern, internet‑savvy twist to her character. This blend of left‑wing activism, student status, and a rebellious, meme‑driven tone makes Lisa Simpson the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tweets show a strong outward focus on current events and public discourse, e.g., “This is what’s happening while they distract you with the Epstein shit btw” and “Imperialist defeated,” indicating Extraversion. They repeatedly discuss abstract, big‑picture ideas such as “late stage capitalism” and “The proletariat is international,” reflecting an Intuitive (N) preference. Their arguments tend to be logical and critique systems rather than purely emotional, as seen in “The only reason they want you to live longer is so they can exploit you more” and “Corruption must be stamped out by any and all means necessary,” which aligns with Thinking (T). Finally, the stream of spontaneous, unstructured posts—like “Bros it’s not looking good for me rn” and “I’m ngl I really despise the A 10”—demonstrates a Perceiving (P) style. Together these traits point to an ENTP personality.

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Engineering student in Scotland, leftist commentator & avid War Thunder pilot. Known for ordering McDonald's after late-night gaming marathons.– @Tambanning

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The smoky mezcal mirrors the war‑torn landscapes they obsess over in tweets like "Imperialist defeated" and their love of War Thunder. The bitter Campari and blood orange capture the anti‑capitalist sentiment they voice in "I guess that one positive of late stage capitalism is that everything is so fucked we are just bringing back natural selection." The cola splash is a nod to their recurring McDonald’s stories such as "be drunk > order McDonald's > pass out before it arrives". The chili-infused syrup adds a fiery kick reflecting their fiery political rants about "US airstrikes on Caracas" and the desire to "stop fucking killing civilians". Together the drink is a chaotic, smoky, bitter‑sweet Molotov that embodies the revolutionary, conspiratorial, and profanity‑laden vibe of their timeline.

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Their tweets repeatedly show a willingness to confront powerful institutions and speak out on controversial issues, a hallmark of Gryffindor bravery. For example, they write “Imperialist defeated” and “The solution to this problem, like the solution to so many of Israel’s problems, is to simply stop fucking killing civilians in neighbouring countries,” directly challenging imperialist forces. They also display daring personal aggression, as seen in “I am going to hunt John spotting system down and eviscerate him.” Their outspoken anti‑capitalist stance (“20 bucks an hour to get raped and molested by the richest people in the world”) and readiness to expose hidden truths (“This is what’s happening while they distract you with the Epstein shit btw”) further reflect the Gryffindor values of courage and standing up for what they believe.

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The user’s bio and many tweets reveal a staunch anti‑establishment and socialist identity, e.g., "British, Socialist" and "The proletariat is international." They repeatedly denounce imperialist aggression and capitalist exploitation, posting lines like "Imperialist defeated" and "The only reason they want you to live longer is so they can exploit you more." Their language is blunt and defiant, filled with profanity and rallying cries such as "fuck" and "the Nazis are in shambles," mirroring the song’s repeated refrain "Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me." The song’s central chant "Killing in the name of…" resonates with their war‑focused posts about US airstrikes, War Thunder, and calls to "defeat the Russians," showing a fascination with conflict and anti‑war sentiment. The aggressive riff and protest spirit of Rage Against the Machine perfectly match the chaotic, conspiratorial, anti‑imperialist tone of their timeline.

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