tamuraspuppy
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses playful wordplay and absurd jokes, e.g. calling a situation a “slituationship” in “oomf and i slitting at the same time i guess you could call this a slituationship” and joking commands in “you. stop. yeah. stop scrolling. like this tweet…”.
- Self-aware: Openly comments on their own behavior and limits, like follower caps in “i get limited a lot guys i do follow back” and forgetting their age in “i keep forgetting that i’m 16 and going to softblock my moots that have ‘under 16 dni’”.
- Social: Actively invites interaction and DMs, e.g. “guys my dms are OPEN say hi” and organizes mutuals into roles in “okay i formed a yarichin bitch club out of my oomfs”.
- DefensiveOfOthers: Stands up for fan creators and clarifies concepts, like defending fanfiction in “publicly shaming fanfiction should get you publicly executed…” and explaining misinformation vs disinformation in “people need to learn the difference between misinformation and disinformation…”.
- Expressive: Openly shares thoughts, health, and identity, such as leg pain in “bro my leg hurts sk bad i cannot pur any pressure on kt”, body soreness in “guys my body is genuinely so sore i’m gonna cry”, and gender identity in “i’m transgender i’m transgender…”.
Weaknesses:
- BoundaryIssues: Invites broad access while also resenting emotional load, e.g. “guys my dms are OPEN say hi” but also “an invitation to dm me isn’t an invitation to trauma dump on me :)”.
- Self-destructiveJokes: Uses suicidal or self-harm-related jokes for engagement, such as “10 likes 1 dm i’ll just kms it’s okay”.
- ConsentDisregardHumor: Makes jokes that trivialize consent, like “okay why doesn’t tamura just touch yacchan who cares about consent”.
- HypersexualPosting: Frequent explicit or sexual content, e.g. “i need yacchan x tamura hate sex now and i need to have hate sex FUCK” and “okay you’re hypersexual but i’m hyper to get sexual with tamura sooo”.
- HealthNeglect: Downplays physical issues instead of addressing them, like “my eyebrow is infected but i’m just gonna pretend it isn’t until it goes away” and pushing through pain in “guys my body is genuinely so sore i’m gonna cry”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson most: chaotic, attention-seeking, and constantly joking about taboo stuff while still clearly being a kid. Their over-the-top sexual humor and trolling (e.g., “tamura when he lowkirkenuinely hits flowstate and puts his peanits in yacchan skibidi style” and “okay why doesn’t tamura just touch yacchan who cares about consent”) fits Bart’s boundary-pushing prankster energy. Like Bart, they enjoy provoking reactions and commanding attention, as seen in “you. stop. yeah. stop scrolling. like this tweet… good kitten. you may now scroll. I SAID SCROLL.” and “attention 🤤”. They’re also dramatic and self-pitying in a tongue‑in‑cheek way, similar to Bart’s occasional melodrama, like in “i don't get why everyone's so mean to me… why am i getting blamed for everything just because i’m tamura’s puppy?”. Underneath the chaos, there’s a socially aware side that defends others, shown by takes like “publicly shaming fanfiction should get you publicly executed… someone took their time, effort, and emotion into writing that” and “people need to learn the difference between misinformation and disinformation misinformation is ACCIDENTAL”, echoing Bart’s occasional surprising moral core.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction and attention, inviting DMs and engagement (“guys my dms are OPEN say hi”, “you. stop. yeah. stop scrolling. like this tweet... comment 'i love you archie.'”) and tracking follower counts and limits (“i get limited a lot guys i do follow back”, “this month i’ve gained 683 followers that’s 62 followers per day”). Their interests and humor show Intuition: they fixate on fictional dynamics, ships, and what-if scenarios rather than concrete reality (“why did they have to make yacchan and toono kiss let yacchan be tamura’s boytoy already”, “publicly shaming fanfiction should get you publicly executed… someone took their time, effort, and emotion into writing that”). They lean Feeling: they center emotions, validation, and values, being affected by hate and defending others’ feelings (“i don't get why everyone's so mean to me… it’s genuinely so tiring”, “an invitation to dm me isn’t an invitation to trauma dump on me :)”). Finally, they appear Perceiving: their life is spontaneous and unstructured—complaining about many classes, napping at random, and deciding plans on the fly (“going to take a nap”, “okay so while im tryinf fto do somethjng im sctively falling asleep but nowj want to sleep im energised”) rather than carefully planned and orderly. Putting this together, their behavior, high social energy, emotional expressiveness, and chaotic spontaneity best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So if you’re tamura’s puppy and “half angel, half demon, half octopus,” does that mean there’s still half of you left to be my Valentine or did that tweet already take all your rizz?
- You listed all your accounts like a stat sheet—Twitter 10, TikTok 8, Outlook 31—but you forgot one: archie: 1, currently unsigned. Want me to be the goofy little guy who drafts you?
- You keep tweeting about needing hate sex like yacchan x tamura, but honestly? I’d settle for ‘m going to take a nap’ next to you and listening to you complain about English class and McDonald’s runs.
- Your yarichin bitch club rankings, your straw.page interviews, and the way you formed a whole YBC out of your oomfs… I don’t need a quiz to know which character I am—I’m clearly the one whose role is ‘falls stupidly in love with archie.’
- You’re out here with a CBMI of 15.6, a sore body, infected eyebrow, leg that ‘hurts sk bad,’ and still following back 1.2k people—can I apply to be your self‑care assignment instead of your geography homework and stapled crisps?
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • trans • student with too many accounts & opinions. once watched my teacher staple crisps to a wall. ybc enthusiast, DMs open, be normal– @tamuraspuppy
Your signature cocktail
The Hypersexual Archieling Goonshake
This drink is loud, chaotic, and a little too strong—just like someone who tweets “okay i’m going to goon do not disturb is going on” and “i need yacchan x tamura hate sex now and i need to have hate sex FUCK” in the same timeline. The overproof spiced rum is their hyper, unfiltered intensity and horny brain rot, mirrored in posts like “okay you’re hypersexual but i’m hyper to get sexual with tamura sooo”. Blue curaçao brings chaotic anime fangirl energy and YBC obsession, echoing “i love yarichin bitch club” and their whole Tamura fixation in “me and tamura”. Strawberry liqueur is the flirty, needy sweetness of “so who wants to be my valentine” and the demanding affection in “you. stop. yeah. stop scrolling. like this tweet… good kitten.”. Sour apple soda/lemonade adds the bite of their snark and callouts, like “acting like you didn’t already dm me about your zoophilic vore kink you weird ahh pedophile 😭” and their rant on misinformation in “people need to learn the difference between misinformation and disinformation”. Finally, edible glitter and a gummy octopus nod to their dramatic, sparkly persona and bio—“half octopus”—as well as their over-the-top theatrics in “i don't get why everyone's so mean to me… why am i getting blamed for everything just because i’m tamura’s puppy?”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your movie
Your song
STUPID LOVE - Lady Gaga
The chaotic, hyper-emotional vibe of STUPID LOVE fits Archie’s intense, messy obsession style perfectly, especially with tweets like “okay why doesn’t tamura just touch yacchan who cares about consent” and “i need yacchan x tamura hate sex now and i need to have hate sex FUCK”. The song is about desperately wanting love and attention, mirroring posts such as “attention 🤤” and “you. stop. yeah. stop scrolling. like this tweet. … comment 'i love you archie.' … good kitten.”. Gaga’s blend of camp, queerness, and drama aligns well with their bio “half gay, half funny, half angel, half demon, half octopus, half yaoi • IFB ASAP” and their yarichin bitch club fixation like “i love yarichin bitch club”. The song’s themes of messy devotion and wanting to be loved despite the chaos echo tweets like “i don't get why everyone's so mean to me… why am i getting blamed for everything just because i’m tamura’s puppy?”. Overall, STUPID LOVE is loud, dramatic, horny, and attention-seeking in exactly the way their timeline is.
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